Rbz Posts

I'm not after EDI. That would be ntr-ing Joker, and bros don't do that shit to bros. Synthetic is either Geth or an EDI clone. Real men go above and beyond the call of pussy. I go Reaper. I am a real men.



Dis nigga. . . .

I'll fucking scour the universe for some reaper pussy. If it's possible to make human reapers, it's possible to give them a robocunt. Even EDI had a pussy. Her camel toe is the most noticeable thing about her; you can't miss it.

Okay:





Bioware pretending to give a fuck while selling From Ashes.



You know, if you look at the Normandy SR-2 from a top-down perspective real careful-like, it'll resemble a middle finger.

Mah nigga Erik Kain strikes again: Six Reasons Why Changing The Mass Effect 3 Ending Won't Threaten Its 'Artistic Integrity'. Number 1 is especially important to note.

Mah nigga Erik Kain mentioned him in an article.

I'm actually grateful he made a video about it, because I probably wouldn't have heard about this magnificent piece of work otherwise. "A Logical Breakdown of Why the Mass Effect 3 Ending Makes No Sense"; if this document was represented by an in-game character, I'd romance the shit out of it. It's just too tedious trying to remember all the reasons the ending was shit when trying to argue that it's shit.

I have a minor criticism, though:


I don't think there needs to be a precedent. It seems like in that moment we were supposed to be shocked and/or in awe of the extent of the power of the Reapers.



Or it could be Reaper space magic. TIM makes a gesture with his hand to show that he's doing something that involves Reaper indoctrination, as evidenced by the black tentacle shit on the screen.

We accept that a big spike can turn an organic into a husk (with tubes going through its orifices and all that); that's fucking space magic. Within limits, space magic is acceptable in sci-fi, where shit can be too advanced for us to comprehend or defy our current understanding of the universe (e.g., FTL travel or quantum entanglement holographic communication).



It reminds me of the conspiracy theorist mentality: find pattern -> make conclusion -> desperately look for any evidence to support conclusion (with lots of retrofitting).

I agree with the idea that this all just boils down to either epic storytelling or an epic fail. Personally, I'm leaning toward the latter, because Dragon Age 2.

My nigga Erik Kain takes a look at Muzyka's statements. He became mah nigga after writing on the recent entitlement accusations.

"Ohai, Shepard. By existing in front of me, you gave me the totally cool and new idea that my solution will no longer work. I heard there was peace between organics and synthetics. Is that true? You won't tell? That could give me another new idea, you know. Oh well, have fun killing yourself."

Shepard is clearly an AI whose programming constraints kept him from calling bullshit. We'll call it the Shepbot theory. (Bitches don't know 'bout his dick's vibration function.)



It wasn't bad writing, it was "programming constraints." Funny.

How do you know that? Did Mac "The Hack" Walters tell you something about his deus ex machina that no one else knows?



Being an AI (assuming he is one) doesn't mean he's on an equal level to EDI or the Geth.

Reapers: advanced as fuck and responsible for the Mass Relays; puny organic minds get indoctrinated trying to contemplate how they work. (Some have only just figured out magnets.)
EDI & Geth: AI made by primitive organics.

Hardly equivalent.

The answer is right in front of you: Mac "The Hack" Walters fucked up when he was writing this bullshit.

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The Virtual Shackles peeps understand:

Dat feel when someone says they actually liked the ending. Yesterday, at my friend's house, I saw that his brother bought the PC version of ME3. As he passed by me, I asked him if he finished the game, anticipating rage. He mentioned that the deus ex machina pissed him off, but the ending itself was all right. After laughing at him for giving money to BiowEAr—considering Bioware's douchebaggery related to ME3—I gave him a response equivalent to "nigga, please."

Since he didn't stick around, some trolling was in order: I took his rubik's cube, made one side have columns of red, green and blue, then set it on top of a piece of paper (sticking out of the ME3 case) that said, "pick your favorite color." (The cube was sitting on the phrase "ME3 in a nutshell.") I didn't see his reaction, but I think his jimmies were rustled.

That mostly covers everything.

Here's a comprehensive list of quotes from the devs before release. I suggest playing this in the background while reading. (It auto repeats.)



Lots of it. From everyone. Lots.



I refer you to this post. If they release an indoctrination ending, it'll be because they were pressured to; it sure is better than any space magic ending.

I won't endorse BF3, but MW3 is a casual's shooter. At least BF3's weapons have recoil and some goddamn dakka dakka to them. In MW3, I've seen my friend running around sniping people with his assault rifle on full auto. Even Killzone 3 gives me a better FPS experience than the "ultra popular" MW3.

Pointless thread, but it gives me an excuse to shit on MW3.