Rbz Posts
Dark Link wrote...
Rbz wrote...
Even tingle gets elf pussy on the side after selling link a map illustrating the way into ganon's rear door.Which is actually yours! :3
Wait, am I tingle or ganon? Be consistent. Your unwavering apologetic boner for link makes even the most FABULOUS of homosexuals envy you.
Even tingle gets elf pussy on the side after selling link a map illustrating the way into ganon's rear door.
Dark Link wrote...
cruz737 wrote...
I think he wears a tunic, not a skirt.Originally Link was the only "elf" without a fairy.
I don't think the creators intended for Link to be portrayed as "gay".
He would make a pretty fine girl though.
I already knew that, but there are a few who seem to hate Link and, out of jealousy for his awesomeness, label him gay.
The dude wears a long phallic hat as a fashion accessory.
Dark Link wrote...
Rbz wrote...
Dark Link wrote...
CUNTSUCKINGSeems like a compliment to me.
In a homosexual way, yes!
Da fuck you talkin bout? Not even link would tolerate being around cunts, let alone put his mouth on them.
Meh, mundane RPG jobs. Fuck it, I'll be Cthulhu, "high priest to the Great Old Ones." Job description: kill mortals, rape their women.
softbanker wrote...
Rbz wrote...
Dark Link wrote...
Link is awesome.Link is still a virgin, your argument is invalid.
"Projections"
Would it excite you if it were so? I've noticed you get hard when I'm around. Are you, after a long history of disparaging others by calling them gay, finally going to admit you're in love with me?
Dark Link wrote...
I don't get you. Ahem...
-The only reason link is desperate to destroy ganon is because ganon would keep link from making the triforce look like:
..❤
❤..❤
-When link spoke to zelda for the first time, she became a lesbian.
-Link's master sword shoots rainbows.
Also,
Spoiler:
Dark Link wrote...
What do you mean by 'blow the flute'?Oh you know: retrieving yogurt, inspecting the pipe, giving oral exams, tasting the rainbow (can only be done with link clones), enjoying the lollipop, slurping the noodle, taming the snake, tonsil tickling, kissing godzilla, giving johnson a warm welcome, accepting anthony weiner's invitation, sucking cock.
^A list of your favorite activities when cosplaying as link
Dark Link wrote...
Like i care, idiotBut somebody else does.
doswillrule wrote...
Woah woah, hold up bro. I have virtual waifu dibs on that damsel.Relax nigga, I got some elf chick to cosplay for me.
Dark Link wrote...
Like i care, idiotThe only reason there is a fairy following link is because the developers wanted a metaphorical description of link as a constant reminder that you're playing with someone who "blows the flute."
You fairy!
Dark Link wrote...
Rbz wrote...
Can't. You see, this is my chance to ntr zelda from dos. Fictional characters are easy like that, naw meen? Link is no exception. When link gets asked if he would like some arrows for his quiver, he drops his pants and assumes the position.You can crack a joke from time to time, idiot...
Can't hear you, busy atm
Can't. You see, this is my chance to ntr zelda from dos. Fictional characters are easy like that, naw meen? Link is no exception. When link gets asked if he would like some arrows for his quiver, he drops his pants and assumes the position.
Dark Link wrote...
Rbz wrote...
Dark Link wrote...
Link is awesome.Link is still a virgin, your argument is invalid.
So is yours.
As we can all see, Zelda is being boned by dos:
Now either link played around with one of his random-color-of-the-rainbow clones, or he's a virgin. Now that I think about it, with a fruity green costume like that, he probably lost his butt virginity the day nintendo announced his existence.
Adolf Hitler wrote...
Rbz wrote...
Yo hitler, seen kyle?Yo Rbz, seen my oven?
Is that where you put kyle? By the way, you should update your shit. Modern ovens have internet. If you're lucky you'll find oven porn starring kyle.
Too much work. In my time here I've learned to either skim for shit that I want to say in order to avoid redundancies, or remember the people whose posts I should generally ignore as they are either dumb or boring motherfuckers.
