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otakumax wrote...
Adolf Hitler wrote...
otakumax wrote...
What is up with fakku and historical figures?What's up with you?
Mein kampfy chair
What chair? As you can you can see, he's comfortably standing in his car. Shit, hitler's more decisive than rebecca black.
NeoStriker wrote...
This interests me. What have you found worthy?I recently settled for some nurse fucking on erobeat. I could always default to Kanojo x Kanojo x Kanojo, but that would be fapping on easy mode.
Article wrote...
The scientist is hoping that the new type of meat will one day replace real meatYes, I can see it now: An enlightened species that harnessed the power of electricity, invented the internet and traversed the vacuum of space, now reduced to eating its own feces.
Since no one else gives a shit about canada it just proves that canadians are canada's greatest threat. In a couple of hours, either the people or the government will surrender.
I don't give a shit about single reviewers. I go to gamespot and I've learned to pay attention to, but not take seriously, the review given by that site. What I care about is the collective view of the people. Sample size should be above 100 for me to take the people's view into consideration. For example, the 360 version of Duke Nukem Forever received a score of 3/10 from gamespot. In addition to that, 642 users gave the game an average of 5.3/10. Apparently, the people are more lenient, but the stance is the same: the game fucking sucks. I read about it on other sites like Blistered Thumbs and the view is consistent. Hence, I won't be wasting money on this game. In essence, I only care about the collective opinion of the masses.
Out of all of my games, I only have 3 regrets:
Demon's Souls - I agree with the positive reviews, but the stat system pissed me off.
FF13 - People liked it, I got it. I fucking hate it; too god damn boring.
Alpha Protocol - I should've listened to the reviews.
Out of all of my games, I only have 3 regrets:
Demon's Souls - I agree with the positive reviews, but the stat system pissed me off.
FF13 - People liked it, I got it. I fucking hate it; too god damn boring.
Alpha Protocol - I should've listened to the reviews.
All this hype and the game's a piece of shit. I was disappointed, but this is still fucking amusing. Makes me glad I wait for reviews to come out before jumping in head first with "pre-orders."
GroverCleaveland wrote...
OT: This shit is retarded, and merits no discussion. /thread
You thankless slut. Ass and titties have been around since the creation of man. Everyone knows the story: "In the beginning god created the heavens, the earth, and ass and titties. Ass and titties then created Adam."
Man's masculinity is a direct result of the abilities possessed by ass and titties. Your being on a site dedicated to the more artistic expression of ass and titties is a testament to that fact. Ass and titties invented the internet to propagate ass and titties. World war 2 started because hitler believed he could monopolize ass and titties. He failed because ass and titties are for all to enjoy. There's an abundance of merit to be found here, motherfucker.
Shinji Ex wrote...
animefreak_usa wrote...
Shinji Ex wrote...
Ah childhood memories...Reminds you to your butt virginity being taken by the old guy in the ball pit?
Nah it was a Milf ^__^
No shit? What kind of dildo did she use?
VotableDrWhat wrote...
I have to call bull on this. Sure, the modern world may have been made by the WANT of tits and ass, but not BY it.Your lack of faith is disturbing. Fine, I present you with this scientific evidence given by the article:
As you can see, that car was carefully designed by tits.
Spoiler:
Tell him you already have a vagina and that any more female hormones would make you grow another one. Then say that you are not his personal sex object, that he is a pervert and an idiot, and tell him that you will inject male hormones to grow a cock so you can later detach it and send it to him as a gift; also claim to be a hopeless romantic.
So some faggot wrote an article.
As first proposed and detailed by Joseph (1992a, 1993, 1996, 2000a,b), the evolution of human consciousness is directly related to the evolution of human female sexuality and full time sexual availability signaled by the evolution of a permanent enlargement of the female breasts and buttocks thereby mimicking the signs of estrus in other primates, and her ability to choose her sex partners. When females became fully bipedal the breasts expanded in size, mimicking the patterns of the buttocks, thereby signaling to males and females alike her sexual availability when walking on two legs and standing upright. Through sexual selection breasts and buttocks expanded in size and became the norm. Female sexual choice served to weed out the most brutal, frightening, and less intelligent males who were denied opportunities to breed, whereas continual sexuality receptivity motivated male possessiveness and a willingness to provide females and her offspring with meat and protection on a full-time basis; all of which led to and corresponded with the establishment of a semi-permanent home base heated by fire and the first hearths for the cooking of food which became easier to chew thereby allowing the jaw to decrease in size. Coupled with improved nutrition and female sexual preference for the more intelligent males who would provide for her, the cranium and the brain increased in size. Female sexual choice also contributed to the evolution of an enlarged male penis which could also be easily viewed when standing upright. The female pelvis also increased in size to accommodate the birth of big brained babies, and which resulted in a permanent enlargement of the female hips and buttocks. With the evolution of breasts, buttocks, the big brain, and human intelligence, sexual consciousness evolved, and human females began mirroring the signs of estrus in other primates by inventing and applying cosmetics and perfume to their bodies. Males were also becoming domesticated, civil society began to evolve, and modern human consciousness emerged--a direct consequence of the first sexual revolution and the liberation of female sexuality.
In other words, the modern world was created by ass and titties.
Article wrote...
Abstract
As first proposed and detailed by Joseph (1992a, 1993, 1996, 2000a,b), the evolution of human consciousness is directly related to the evolution of human female sexuality and full time sexual availability signaled by the evolution of a permanent enlargement of the female breasts and buttocks thereby mimicking the signs of estrus in other primates, and her ability to choose her sex partners. When females became fully bipedal the breasts expanded in size, mimicking the patterns of the buttocks, thereby signaling to males and females alike her sexual availability when walking on two legs and standing upright. Through sexual selection breasts and buttocks expanded in size and became the norm. Female sexual choice served to weed out the most brutal, frightening, and less intelligent males who were denied opportunities to breed, whereas continual sexuality receptivity motivated male possessiveness and a willingness to provide females and her offspring with meat and protection on a full-time basis; all of which led to and corresponded with the establishment of a semi-permanent home base heated by fire and the first hearths for the cooking of food which became easier to chew thereby allowing the jaw to decrease in size. Coupled with improved nutrition and female sexual preference for the more intelligent males who would provide for her, the cranium and the brain increased in size. Female sexual choice also contributed to the evolution of an enlarged male penis which could also be easily viewed when standing upright. The female pelvis also increased in size to accommodate the birth of big brained babies, and which resulted in a permanent enlargement of the female hips and buttocks. With the evolution of breasts, buttocks, the big brain, and human intelligence, sexual consciousness evolved, and human females began mirroring the signs of estrus in other primates by inventing and applying cosmetics and perfume to their bodies. Males were also becoming domesticated, civil society began to evolve, and modern human consciousness emerged--a direct consequence of the first sexual revolution and the liberation of female sexuality.
In other words, the modern world was created by ass and titties.
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That's dead on balls. In fact, the only things that keep it from closing are the regular use of dildos and tampons.
This also means that from an early age women have a hole ripped open just for men. It's the less publicized form of female genital mutilation.
This also means that from an early age women have a hole ripped open just for men. It's the less publicized form of female genital mutilation.
Guro is totally for chicks. Not enough exists though (brand new concept), so go draw some and make a new thread about it.
ZeKeR wrote...
Rbz wrote...
Zak wrote...
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Sisami wrote...
WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT?Aight, son, check this out. So there's this dude who is checking out some porn, sharing it with his bros and shit, naw meen? Then this blondie cunt who is supposedly a tsundere (more like bitch that needs to be fuckin disciplined), cock blocks him in front of his bros by calling his dick a shriveled maggot. Dude gets home, goes into roid rage and fucks a doll while the undisciplined bitch is in his house trying to rob his maid cosplay uniforms (cause cross-dressing gets him off, naw meen?). This weeb then does some dick magnet shit that compromises her location and he fucks the bitch out of her and turns her into his personal dick vacuum. His doll gets pissed off and turns into a human, since this blonde immigrant bitch took her job. Long story short, there's a lot of weeb fucking going on.
Good doujin man.
Fapped to that shit last night.
how was it?
My computer crashed, I flipped a fucking table, then I went on a manhunt for some faggot named zeker who still didn't provide any fucking sources.
You're lucky Sindalf mentioned he's going to be working on it.
Zak wrote...
Rbz wrote...
Sisami wrote...
WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT?Aight, son, check this out. So there's this dude who is checking out some porn, sharing it with his bros and shit, naw meen? Then this blondie cunt who is supposedly a tsundere (more like bitch that needs to be fuckin disciplined), cock blocks him in front of his bros by calling his dick a shriveled maggot. Dude gets home, goes into roid rage and fucks a doll while the undisciplined bitch is in his house trying to rob his maid cosplay uniforms (cause cross-dressing gets him off, naw meen?). This weeb then does some dick magnet shit that compromises her location and he fucks the bitch out of her and turns her into his personal dick vacuum. His doll gets pissed off and turns into a human, since this blonde immigrant bitch took her job. Long story short, there's a lot of weeb fucking going on.
Good doujin man.
Fapped to that shit last night.
Japanese? Nobody gives a shit about stick figures drawn on your balls. Make a statement, fight the power, THINK GERMAN. Get a cute little swastika on your ass.
Sisami wrote...
WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT?Aight, son, check this out. So there's this dude who is checking out some porn, sharing it with his bros and shit, naw meen? Then this blondie cunt who is supposedly a tsundere (more like bitch that needs to be fuckin disciplined), cock blocks him in front of his bros by calling his dick a shriveled maggot. Dude gets home, goes into roid rage and fucks a doll while the undisciplined bitch is in his house trying to rob his maid cosplay uniforms (cause cross-dressing gets him off, naw meen?). This weeb then does some dick magnet shit that compromises her location and he fucks the bitch out of her and turns her into his personal dick vacuum. His doll gets pissed off and turns into a human, since this blonde immigrant bitch took her job. Long story short, there's a lot of weeb fucking going on.
