Rbz Posts

It's gay incest.

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Incomplete series is for shit that hasn't been fully translated yet.
Other is for deviant shit (tentacles, monster girls) and random pics.

Your life is on the line here, Zeker. There better be a fucking source.

It's a start, but you're not thinking big enough.

Mission Impossible - It’s when a dude jumps out of a helicopter and falls with his legs open to get a nice breeze going on the sack. He then opens his parachute right before he absolutely has to to avoid being just another shit stain on the street. As he lands, terrorists will start piling into the open leaving it necessary for him to run and gun (guns only; packing explosives is against the rules). After they are all dispatched, amidst the tilted street sign riddled with bullet holes lies a helpless woman. He must run to her as fast as possible and fuck her. He then has to cum inside her in half a minute, the rationale being that the vagina is armed with a WMD that can only be disarmed by the collaborative effort between the dick and its sperm. All of this must be done while humming this tune.

Or, if that’s too complex for you peeps, try another movie reference:

Inception - It’s when a guy takes a fleshlight and sticks it into a chick’s cunt as an improvised dildo. He then puts his dick inside the fleshlight and fucks until the chick wakes up from her dream state caused by an earlier chloroform incident.

The lives of doujin characters are very sacred to fakku. Closest thing you'll find to a death threat around here is in yandere.

Five. Sweet!

How many more till I can successfully hack sony?

I believe some education is in order:

Pussy


Manly


Learn from mistakes.
Reform your ways.
Apply to life.
Cry like man.

Pussy tears are fine. Just don't do it for too long or your balls will start to recede into the body leaving a big gaping hole.

Manly tears, however, might put some god damn hair on your chest.

Maintaining rapture cults ain't easy.

World explodes in october. You're a bit early, rapidash.

Right. Agreed. These motherfuckers need to get with the times. So there's this dude named Xenu...

60 day money back guarantee? Good. Send it back and force them to wash out the cum stains.

After being disappointed for the thousandth time, followers of rapture claims became atheists on the spot. One ex-believer is quoted as saying, "What the fuck kind of heaven is this?" Another exclaimed, "Twenty-twelvers can lick my dick!"

Something I didn't see in the news today. Lame.

I bet weebs say that shit too when their pillow puts out for the first time.

Who taught you to use the internet, get the fuck back in the kitchen.

Shit, I've been playing ME2 for the past month. IT NEVER GETS OLD! I also can't get Kelly to be my bitch. I talked about feeling her up, told her she's the hottest bitch in the galaxy, played Dragon Age with her up in my crib all night long, saved her ass from becoming terminator pudding, and then she does nothing. Cunt.

Speaking of the terminator, did anyone else find this shit creepy?

You know, when I saw Kratos, I thought this was going to be cake. When they started to describe Spawn, I pretty much thought Kratos was fucked. Great job, Spawn's creators, fucking making someone with bullshit weaknesses.

Try this: On a map that's not some tight corridors, play as the infiltrator and take two more snipers. Garrus with armor piercing and Legion (or Thane, if you don't have him) with his uber, no normal human can use, arm shattering, death rifle. (You should have the death rifle yourself by that point.) Then just take cover and blast motherfuckers.




In the midst of trying to keep entire civilizations from nuking one another, yea, I'm sure there will be some "come join me" shit going on.


By the way, I noticed the article didn't really say much about the Normandy. The third version better have EDI on it, since after the Normandy-Collector incident, I don't trust humans to be doing shit on my ship. Except Joker, he's my nigga. He and EDI are also the perfect "I'm bored with my marriage" couple.

I've even been setting up elaborate traps at night, bro. Can't even take a nap without this motherfucker knowing. I once dozed off on the toilet and woke up with my ass squeaky clean. Fucking creeper, dude; worse than the minecraft fucks.