Rbz Posts

I'd hit it faster than the speed of light. In fact, I was the one who deflowered it.

Being an uber tsundere, she might as well be. You could replace one of those bitches in School Days with her, where instead of her going yandere on the dude, she verbally abuses him to the point where he becomes an hero.

-His abusive sister.
-He's jaded, so the only way he can get off anymore is to sit on top of a volcano and wait for it to erupt.

Your avatar is acting black. Stop copying me.

So how many of you tried to vandalize it?

So there's this girl. She looks a bit weird, but that shouldn't stop one from giving her a chance; said her name was Forum. I'll skip the small details but she got fucked. She eventually became pregnant and on the due date she went to the nearest hospital. She pushes and pushes and out comes a beautiful baby Thread. (Sometimes they look like shit, but that's for Forum's community to decide.) We hear some noises in the hallway and in bursts Waar with a giant hammer and handcuffs. He rips the thread out of its mothers arms and puts these giant handcuffs and leg chains on it; it is then sent to sit in a dark empty room with the rest of the very innocent and harmless newborns. (But some of them are just cunts, you know? Give them a little time and they develop into douchebags which just makes the mother look bad.) The mother cries, but the act is justified. Why? Shut up, it's none of your business, lest your babies be locked up too.

I remember another time when Forum had been a real slut and Threads were flying out of her cunt left and right. There was this one Thread which some people thought was a real asshole. And so Waar came bursting into the room with his giant hammer and smashed the Thread into oblivion (The pregnancy lasts for a short while, you see, so there's no time for a proper abortion.), sending it to some Thread purgatory where the other cops would come in, look at the bloody mess and be proud of their Thread genocide. But that's another story to be told at a different time, when the OP isn't a faggot.

This is an old, highly artistic and stylish representation of the ambiguously gendered Tegumi:



A few details can be lost in comedic translation, but it's the best we have.

Did you hold his hair back and console him with a reach around? Awesome roommates would be a bro.

I propose that Tegumi herself create a page for lollollol12. Remember, "fair and balanced." If fox news can't do it, she can try.

I choose "other."

Fucking put me in fallout 3. Dos is a nice bra, so I'm sure there could be some leniency here and I would be able to start from Level 10.

The period goes inside the quotation.

Heil Grammar, mein fuhrer. Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil!

Stay on topic, Sis.

That's just his british accent. First replacing Z with S and now this.

And what we're seeing now is the show coming back after commercials.

Pardon my french, but english motherfucker, do you speak it?

Bitch, please. Where's a real superhero when you need one. No one can make prison rape seem more innocuous than this man.






inb4

Yo dosman, heard about julian assange blaming his problems on jews? Ah, but that's a story for another time; I'm not trying to derail this thread or anything.

I know, right? Unsigned, your life sucks lol.

He's exactly like your stepfather, except he wants you to let him do the sucking instead.