Rbz Posts

Oh, the good old days. I just found some of the good shit from my collection:



I'm still selling these.

Rito is a walking vagina that wishes it had a sack so it can touch breasts without freaking out.

Just watched despicable me yesterday. Thought it was made by pixar. Sadly mistaken. Piece of shit kids movie is a piece of shit.

I was actually told the book of eli was a good movie. I had a pleasurable time deleting the shit out of it. The plot was useless. The main character is a moron.

And no one died. This is like the boy who cried wolf, enough of these false alarms.

Do not do it. Your life is worth something.

Standing out in this thread is cool and shit, bro.

I'll start off by saying this: Red Dead Redemption is the best game I've played all year. I am ashamed for having doubted Rockstar's new epic, and as a result, I have only recently obtained it. I also got Undead Nightmare along with it; best zombie game I’ve ever played. Shit, it’s the only open world zombie game that I know of (that isn’t inside a god damn mall).

This game has Rockstar’s usual high quality voice acting and dialogue that really shows off the character’s personalities. I also gained an appreciation for older weapons. Never before has handling a revolver been so good. Being able to use the lasso is a unique experience that shall not be forgotten. Speaking of unique, as far as I know, this is the only sandbox western game that exists. The story was decent; you knew his motivation for what he does and all the cool shit he does throughout the game is to achieve that goal. The ending is the most beautiful one I’ve seen since The Ballad of Gay Tony. It’s just fucking brilliant.

The best thing about this is that it’s not just another GTA game. Rockstar actually added components to the gameplay that sets it apart from the exact same shit you can do in San Andreas and GTA 4. It’s as if the developers looked at Fallout 3 and said, “We should be more like them,” and they fucking are: there’s corpse looting, random encounters, fast travel (granted, GTA 4 also taxi fast travel, but god damn it this game does it so much better), and dead eye (doesn’t it seem like a cheaper version of VATS; and by cheaper I mean it makes killing extremely easy). I give this game a perfect 10.

P.S., if I learned anything from this game, it’s that a dog isn’t a man’s best friend, a horse is.

I get a boner. I open my eyes. I relieve my boner. Then I look out of my window to see how many people I could've slapped in the face if I still had my boner.

Saying pawn stars is a piece of shit is totally on topic. The topic, of course, being pawn stars.



Newsflash: This just in, moron pulls baseless accusation from asshole; can't use the right form of the contraction "you're"; more on that later.

Jake doesn't like other hentai sites being advertised *whispers* [size=9]Bad for business, naw meen?[/h]

I made sure to quote
Hei can go die in a fire
Rbz has spoken

If you want more serious responses, "random" is your place (read: try getting this moved to random).

Fucking weaboos.

And I hate them, too. But the thing is: HISTORY CHANNEL. MTV doesn't have standards, history channel should.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying don't watch the show, I'm just saying it's crap.

You offended someone. How do live with yourself?

Someone should tell these people to start banning asterisks, then. Just think of the children. They might actually be able to say "fuck" without poking their eyes out.

What wisdom have you gathered then?



Whoa, sick shit. Looks like you won't be trying to sell manufactured leaves any time soon.

Do you also watch Ice Road Truckers? People doing their job, and there's drama and shit. Fucking history channel. Speaking of history channel, they apparently got taken over by ratings whores.

A show about people doing their fucking job in some store? Man, people have some low standards for television. If they get any more desperate for ideas, I propose these television people make a show about some teenager working at mcdonalds. The kid's boss is a douchebag, he's trying to fuck his co-worker, and his rival works at a burger king across the street. Watch his crazy adventures in "The Generic Life of a Teenage Faggot."