Rbz Posts
You know that time when Julian Assange released the American government's secrets and they went apeshit of it? Some tried to call him a terrorist, others actually had the thought cross their minds that he was being treasonous (as if he's a fucking american), and at the same time the government has been furiously thumbing through law books trying to find anything they can use to prosecute this motherfucker. Best! Show! Ever!
Wikileaks: successful troll is successful.
Wikileaks: successful troll is successful.
Fakku's at that moment in her life where a bunch of christian cocksuckers are preaching abstinence 24/7 and she won't let anyone in. Fakku needs to get laid; has to be gangbanged.
P.S., 4 Web site years are about 20 human years, so she's totally not a minor.
P.S., 4 Web site years are about 20 human years, so she's totally not a minor.
Whatever happened to those good old rapist animals who showed their love with their cock? That's true love right there, motherfuker.
Bleh, I hate teasers. I'll start looking forward to this game once they release something that's actually substantive.
softbanker wrote...
Then go suck on Waar's dick like you two always do when bored. Me and waar can't both suck waar's dick, so as the lazy man, I let him handle it. You seem very ronery though. I have recorded the sounds of me browsing fakku. Only 5 ultra simple payments of $9.74, bro.
When we are able to drop a giant dildo into a volcano to keep it from erupting, I'll consider us an advanced species.
So I was sitting at my computer playing games involving the leaking of secret documents and suddenly Obama calls me to inform me that he's disappoint and that we ain't niggas no mo. So I call Putin and he's like, "in soviet russia, the government leaks on you." Then I start watching porn and my cock refuses to participate. Fucking A!
Man, I need to start making rant threads but I'm too lazy to make them.
Man, I need to start making rant threads but I'm too lazy to make them.
Replace your husband, 5 dolla!
Chrismas present for your daughter, 5 dolla!
Massager with happy ending, 5 dolla!
Homo screwdriver, 5 dolla!
Chrismas present for your daughter, 5 dolla!
Massager with happy ending, 5 dolla!
Homo screwdriver, 5 dolla!
Danny was warned in science class about the dangers of friction. But Danny didn't listen; he just had to set the fap speed record. Now look at him, pretending to be mentally retarded to cover his sins.
B-b-b-b-b-b-balls of steel! Just another thing that needs to be put out there.
And even if a chick does go for the nuts, my e-cock would be in the way. Damn, the shit I go through to move it to the side when I have to scratch my nuts.
And even if a chick does go for the nuts, my e-cock would be in the way. Damn, the shit I go through to move it to the side when I have to scratch my nuts.
Oh man, I remember how much ass I raped with that avatar on. Feels like just a week ago I was wearing it. This shit truly brings me back.
But I prefer to keep my Chrismas avatar. It's a little treat for all my bitches and ho-ho-hos.
Looks like you caught AIDS from righty. Goddamn that slut gets around. If you decide to switch to lefty, at least wear a fucking condom.
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Better safe than sorry.