The Jesus Posts

What do you mean splitting hairs?


Well people who are always saying tl;dr are just lazy. I personally don't care if someone doesn't want to read what I write because of its length. If a person is part of an intellectual conversation, they should be ready to encounter long posts. In a serious discussion, sometimes you need to go deeper into what you're saying.

Anything with tits in it is going on my list...

I think I'm gonna check out Netsusou!.

I'm pretty sure a lot of the "lower" life forms are laughing at us too.

Sorry I couldn't get a better clip, this was the only one I could find. Don't mind the last 12 seconds. Apparently the guy who posted it is fucking stupid.

Iz They Wildin Wit Us & Gettin' Rowdy Wit Us? from Busta Rhymes and Mystikal

I'm confused, why does Peach look like a crack addict. I suppose times were hard for the imperial family after democracy reached the Mushroom Kingdom.

Nothing says they have to be intelligent. Any extraterrestrial life form would qualify as an alien.

4chan.org Estimated Worth $2.59 Million USD

Why is that?

yahoo.com Estimated Worth $2.41 Billion USD

I'm sure once they're mass produced, we'll hear many funny news reports about people who were curious about masturbating in their brand new robot suit. Now that deserves a :shock:

Tits or GTFO?

Adaptation, in a nutshell, is any change in the structure or functioning of an organism that makes it better suited to its environment. Typically, we change our surroundings to better suit us. Since we've begun developing technology, we've haven't had much need to "adapt."


Your family and the human species are two different cases. When you're talking about your family, you would normally say "my family" when talking to people who aren't related to you. However, when you're talking to other people about the species, you're talking to another member of the species. That being said, its more suitable to say something along the lines of "our species."


Most true predators don't even consider humans as prey unless they're not physically unable to hunt their natural prey, I believe I already said that. Just because we aren't actively hunted doesn't mean we're not on the menu. The thing is that the majority of human ecosystems are isolated from nature and humans typically avoid areas where there are animals that would hunt them. I'm not saying you're completely wrong, I'm just saying that you're not taking into account the whole picture.

Like I said, as a species we are predators, that's something I won't deny. We are apex predators, but that is only because of the circumstances in which we live. Mankind has only found its dominance in these ecosystems because we are, essentially, the ones who built them. Basically, we eat animals that we specifically raise to slaughter, not hunt. However, that's all beside the point. The reason I am so critical of our position as predators is because in our day to day lives, we do not rely on predation for survival. The humans that do actual hunt their food on a natural basis, we have come to refer to as savages. Our classification as alpha predators, by definition is situational. If we were placed in another ecosystem, our dominance would most likely be overshadowed by predators that are more conditioned to hunting on a day to day basis. Realistically speaking, the vast majority of humans, without all the technology that we've come to rely on to make our lives easier, are in a shitload of trouble.

Getting A's in classes doesn't reflect actual knowledge. I passed my bio classes too. I didn't get A's, but that was because I wasn't there half the time, but if I was I would've. You don't learn everything in school. I won't sell you're wisdom short, you could know everything there is to know about the subject, but by the way you talk, it shows a very restricted understanding.

What the hell are you talking about? A MILF can be flat-chested and still be a MILF.

My opinion on women? Well, they're people. Some of them I'd like to fuck and some of them I'd like to push down a well or into a wood chipper. Except for the fucking part, I don't really look at women any different then men in the bigger picture. Of course, in day to day life I'll be more respectful to a woman than a man, just because that's the way I was brought up.

I think women should be equal to men. I don't necessarily mean they should have equal rights, which is part of it, but I also think that women get away with some shit just because they're women. You punch a guy in the mouth if he pisses you off, but if you do the same to a woman, you get all kinds of ethical and moral bullshit thrown at you because she has a vagina.

Fuck legal shit, I started drinking when I was 15 or 16, I don't remember. Like I always say, people are gonna do what they want when they want, so long as they have access to it. I'm for removing any kind of age restriction on drinking and smoking. Its all naive bullshit.

Goo Goo Dolls own. I'm listening to "Name" and then "Here is Gone."

Damn, where's my wrench on a rope when I need it?