The Jesus Posts

And the fucking flying cars.

"You know what would be really hot, if you were dead." *pulls out a syringe filled with air*

Nope, we would need angels.

I've got a katana within arm's length of my pillow. My brother was the most paranoid person you could ever meet. He had 2 machetes on either side of his bed, flails and knives hanging right above the bed, at least 7 knives under his pillow, and then there were all the homemade weapons that either he made or I made and he stole from me. I used to love making weapons. One of my favorites was the wrench on a rope. I can't tell you how many people I either knocked out or almost knocked out with that thing.

There are laws about carrying knives. I don't know if its the same everywhere in the US, but if a knife is legal depending on the length in NJ. I used to carry a knife with me everywhere I went because, lets just say there were people who were actually out to get me. Its not that I did anything, but Bloods and Crips, what can I say? I lost my knife a while ago, but I always have something on me that I can hurt or even kill someone with. Did you know that, when properly used, you can kill someone extremely easily with a cotton swab?

I'm not too into lolis. If she's developed to the point where you're not too sure if she's loli or not, then maybe, but otherwise I just don't get all that turned on by the little ones. As for MILFs, I love em'. As I've said before, give me a MILF and you won't see me for quite a while. Its obvious they know how to fuck and if they're willing to fuck, its obvious that they're not that satisfied on the home front. "All systems go" is what I say.

The first thing that irritates me about that statement is the "My species" part. When things like that are said, my hand just balls up into a fist. I can't describe it, its a subconscious reaction. Despite any benefit of the doubt, no one should ever even consider referring to the human species as "my species." I don't even need to point out the idiocy of the statement and I'm not trying to be a dick, I'm just pointing out the obvious. Think about what you say, before you say it.

Now with that out of the way, it seems to me you don't understand the concept of the food chain. Its an ecological system that is illustrated through the feeding habits of species in that particular species. I suppose you can say we are at the top of a food chain, and the operative word being "a" seeing as how we eat whatever the fuck we want. Its not the fact that other species are unable to eat us, its that we've isolated ourselves in a society where it is highly improbable that we will be eaten by another species. If we were in the wild, it would be very difficult to maintain this "top of the food chain" status, as members of the species are being dragged off by packs of wild animals for sustenance on a daily basis. In the way of animals, the majority of our diet consists of either herbivores or omnivores. I'll admit, we do eat some carnivores, but some such as big cats and wild dogs aren't exactly popular items on menus at restaurants. The fact of the matter is that many carnivores that can be classified as man-eaters turn to eating humans as an easier method of getting food when they are either injured, there is a shortage of their normal prey, or when illness or natural physical ailments hinder their abilities. That being said, I'd highly doubt that any human is rightfully "at the top of any food chain."


Bullshit... just because we can think about shit and decide things based on more than instinct doesn't mean we aren't predatory animals. By definition a predator is any organism that exists by preying upon other organisms. Like it or not, even if we don't actively seek out our prey doesn't mean we're not predators. We're just more passive in our predatory nature. That's why rapists, murderers, and other criminals exist, to compensate for their suppressed desires to hunt prey.


This is a terrible thread. Not just because of the nature of the topic, but because it flaunts pretty much emphasizes every egocentric aspect of the human species. We're at the top of the food chain, we're the most dominant species, we're the only species with morals, its just fucking endless. Then there's the idiocy that plants don't feel and all this other shit, it just fucking sickening. After attempting to sort out all of the bullshit that's been said, I was just overwhelmed. By doing that, I alone could keep the fucking Huns out of Fakku. Mankind has a long way to go in the way of empathy and just common awareness towards other living things.

On a level I have to agree with everything that's been said, but the fact of the matter is that there is something about the "DBZ effect" that is very appealing. If it wasn't anime that, in essence, mimic it wouldn't be nearly as successful as they are. Way before Naruto and Bleach came to America, they had a strong fanbase, even among the more rational anime fans. There's also the fact that even if they do recycle plots and shit, there's always some type of spin to give it some distinct flare. I won't speak for Naruto in the way of support because I hate it, but there is still something that holds the attention of the fans even when they realize they're watching the same shit over and over again. I can speak on behalf of Bleach though, because I fucking love it and I'm not a Bleachtard. They recycle the damsel in distress/rescue plot so much, but still they've found ways to keep it interesting. Take the new fillers for example. Its not just a rescue arc. They started out with two totally different stories, the Lurichiyo one and the Captain Amagai one. However, they did a really good job in converging the two and right now its getting pretty fucking interesting.

In short, I don't find anything wrong with the recycled crap and the unoriginal stories and plots. After so long, its become inevitable that you'll see the same shit in multiple anime. If you don't like it, don't watch it, but don't bitch about it because in doing so, you're exposing some sense of naivete in yourself. Just watch one of the thousands of other anime out there and set aside you're qualms about a handful of the ones that don't suit your fancy. That's all, its very simple.

It would be better if the confetti shoots out of her pussy.

Right before you cum, tear the condom off furiously, look her dead in the eyes, pin her to the bed, and in a really fucked up voice say, "Its baby time."

"Just think, three months ago when I was hiding cameras in your room and spying on you from the bushes outside, I would've never thought I'd get to fuck you without using chloroform."

(While she's handcuffed to the bed) Okay, now where's your mom's room?

It would've been better if it was The Day After The Day After Tomorrow.

For future reference, anything that I deem a serious transgression, such as offending onee-chan, punishment will be administered via the angry badger.

https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=6783

Banana car...

Yeah, the most common case that they use when teaching it in psych classes is the Kitty Genovese stabbing.

Since you're not into hitting women, just use a giant foam hammer. Whenever the bitch talks to much, pull it out and smack her in the head.

... a seat over there.