The Jesus Posts

Holy shit, no one has mentioned the most awesomely random site ever... http://www.virtualstapler.com. I used to spend hours on this site.

When I first saw this thread I thought it was gonna be Al from Fullmetal Alchemist. That would be much funnier.

If you have to ask, then yes.

Yeah, Downtown has been around since like '83 right?

Yeah, she is pretty awesome. Not as awesome as nee-chan, but she's up there.

"Say hello to the internet."
"Is getting the clap as good for you as it was for me?"
"Bend over, I think its about time for my gerbil to go on an adventure."
"My hand does a better job."

Fuck that, that shit's mad pimp.

Just a small list of characters that haven't been mentioned...

Aion - Chrno Crusade
Hazel Grosse - Saiyuki Reload Gunlock
Dr. Ni Jianyi - Saiyuki
Yami Marik - Yu-Gi-Oh
Zorc Necrophades - Yu-Gi-Oh
Dilandau Albatau - The Vision of Escaflowne
Folken Fanel - Escaflowne: The Movie
Haruhi Suzumiya - The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

My typical view of aliens is that there are very few that would even come close to our conceptions of them. It would seem that all, or nearly all, of our beliefs about aliens stem from some naive, egocentric perspective. They're watching us, they want to destroy us, they're the progenitors of our species, or that they have any interest whatsoever in our very existence. I mean come on. Are humans that amazing that species from other planetary systems are compelled to spy on us and even interfere with our lives. The truth about them is simple. They are living things and they exist in various forms. The possibility of some alien race being the progenitor of our species isn't totally insane, but concerning any of those theories there is one question that arises, "What kind of sick fucking extraterrestrial perverts would travel light years in order to fuck monkeys?"

http://www.thatsweird.net/news46.shtml
http://www.thatsweird.net/news44.shtml
http://www.thatsweird.net/news48.shtml
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080903/ap_on_fe_st/odd_cross_dressing_thief

Well you don't have to if its gonna put a wedge between you and your friends.

The hint helps a little. A little more clarification might help, pictures perhaps. :lol:

With tsujoi's recent post about the police finding the sex doll, I got the idea that maybe we should have an area to post news stories that make us rofl, lmao(maybe it should be loao(laugh our asses off)?), or lol in any other variant form.

Kind of. The way I think it should work is they get "restored" if they get a lot of responses. Just doing it after one would kind of be jumping the gun because a thread could get one reply and die again.

From personal experience I can say that bigger boobs tend to be more comfortable IMO. That's not to say that flat-chested girls or girls with smaller boobs are uncomfortable. I think you should definitely try getting comfy on another girl's chest and take pictures for us.

By the way, what's you're size? Because if you have big breasts and this thread is making them sad, I think I can make them feel better. :lol:

See, that's a problem for me. I like breasts that I can use as pillows. I think it adds to the cuddling possibilities if a girl has a comfortable chest.

I don't remember. I think I was just searching for hentai and wound up here. I do remember that I joined instantly.

I prefer larger breasts, not insanely large, but they're all good. Even if they're more than a handful, there's a lot of fun to be had with them.

I think there should be a section for posts that have potential to be revived. Of course, that would only be a temporary thing. Once things pick up, they could be moved back to the appropriate sections.