The Jesus Posts

I don't really have any funny stories. The only time I got caught, my brother was walking into the room, saw me, and didn't even stop to turn around, he kind of just walked in a loop right out the room.

I don't really play much of anything. I used to know, very little, how to play the flute and I've had some experience with some other instruments.

One instrument I've always wanted to learn to play is the didjeridu.

When people think about taking control of the world, there's always a flaw. Even in the most perfect scenarios, there's always going to be the risk of assassination, rebellion, or whatever. Power wielded by the righteous will be opposed by the wicked and power wielded by the wicked will be opposed by the righteous.

Modern society is unable to be ruled by a single person. The technology, cultures, religions, morals, and every other facet of human society reject that possibility. That is why, before anyone could ever take steps to take power, they must first phase out harmful elements. Not only that, but if a nation is working in any remotely stable manner, they will be resistant. Hitler took advantage of a destabilized Germany and look how far he got. His downfall came at expense of his hateful ambitions and excessive force against the world that was not under his control. A land in chaos and turmoil is ripe for the picking.

In history, many of those who attempted to take over the world made too many enemies. At the same time they did not have appropriate methods of dealing with them. It might be a good idea to eliminate them, but you can't get all of them, especially if they are among the common people. Using Hitler as an example again, his method of dealing with enemies was to kill them. It was a pretty good idea until the number of enemies grew so large that he was killing massive amounts of people at a time. Once you start exterminating people on a large scale, you attract more powerful enemies. The best thing you can do is solidify your power and take steps to counteract the attempts of people who would try to rebel.

I'm not all here and taking over the world in any effective manner is very complicated. I'll be back later or tomorrow to expand on what I've already posted.

I'm not giving up yugioh for shit. I went through too much shit to buy/steal the cards I have. I might just upgrade to playing online and shit, but I love the game too much to give it up.

I don't look at hentai involving Sango from Inuyasha. The same kind of applies to Belldandy. I do look at some involving her, but only if its respectful. There's a few others as well, but Sango and Belldandy are the first 2 that come to mind.

Catches the cup, puts a spoon in it, and throws an epic sandwich...

One does not just grow an epic beard. In such a beard, there are forces at work that no being could ever comprehend.

Brings back fond memories of owning my brother and his "unbeatable" dragon deck just about every time we played.

I was just about to start a Weird Al thread because I was replying to animeholic1's post in the Avril thread and I figured I'd wind up either hijacking the thread or derailing it for some time. Back in the day I used to love him. As my taste in music matured, some of his songs I started to like less, but there's some that are just epic.

Fat, the song owns, but I love the fucking video even more. Same goes for Eat It.

I couldn't find the actual video he made for The Alternative Polka, that shit was great, so I'm posting the FLCL video because it one of my all time favorite AMVs.


Every year since I was like 12 or 13, every Christmas I listen to The Night Santa Went Crazy.

I only saw a few episodes of Arrested Development and then it disappeared. Needless to say I was heartbroken because I had heard that it was a really good show and after finding out first hand that it was, I couldn't watch it anymore. I can always buy the DVDs, but when it comes to spending money, I can't say that I do much to prove the stereotype about Jews wrong.

Fuck that, she's immortal. Not to mention she has the best fucking body out of all the choices.

She's young, good metabolism is on her side.

WTF, why isn't Rin owning everyone?

M.U.G.E.N. is the shit.