The Jesus Posts

lol At first I thought there was something wrong with my computer.

I smoke. Now I've seen a lot of people saying that having asthma is one of their reasons why they don't smoke. I get what you mean considering that I too have asthma, but surprisingly, the two don't conflict as much as one would assume. That could just be me, I've always been kind of weird physically. I don't really like excuses not to smoke. Its a choice and whether you have a rational justification or not, there's not beating around the bush. I could blame it on my mom, because she was a smoker early in my life, quit, and started again around when I was 10, there's a long story behind it. I could blame it on my friends, some of them were dumb and were smoking at a really young age. The only reason I can say that I smoke is because I was curious and I got addicted.

The whole thing about the effects on my health and my body are obvious to me. I think I mentioned it in the "Anti-smoking laws" thread, that shit doesn't exactly help me stop. Its motivation, but in the end it comes down to conviction. I guess at the moment, I don't feel like quitting. Don't get me wrong, I want to, but whatever happens happens. Its not like I'm trying to kill myself, which most non-smokers have asserted in the past. I care about myself and I know I'm doing harm, I just wish people would shut the fuck about it. If they don't like me smoking, say it and leave it at that.

If you can't tell by now the whole idea of people smoking committing suicide voluntarily pisses me the fuck off. I could say the same thing to people who drink coffee, soda, eat fast food, people who box, or even factory workers that are exposed to relatively unsafe working conditions. Its hard to explain, but the fact of the matter is that unless someone says that they're smoking to kill themselves, they probably aren't. Its an unfortunate side effect, but you know what, people who go tanning run the risk of getting skin cancer. Right now I'm smoking a cigarette. Ever time I take a drag, any time I light one up, I think about the worst case scenario, but the only thing it does is make me think about quitting. Its an addiction and quitting isn't as easy as flipping a switch.

You mean like a header type thing? I get what you're saying and I think that's a pretty good idea. Only maybe it should be a little wider. The only problem I can see is that for some sections, there might be a little trouble coming up with an idea. Although, I'm not going to underestimate the creativity of the Fakkuza.

That's the smartest thing you've said so far. You're obviously misguided in your logic, but there is a slight truth to what you said.

You know what, you have a point. Everyone here is familiar with my belief in the fact that the human population has grown too large and that for the good of the species it should be downsized. Of course ignorant assholes should go because they only further inhibit the expansion of human mind toward some kind of tolerance or unity. So, if more people did act like you, then it would be easier to figure out who should be relieved of the burden of living.

I say dumb shit all the time and its kind of hard to gauge which is the stupidest. I remember a long time ago, I was taking a break from playing a video game. I don't remember which one it was, but it was one of those games that doesn't save and I made it pretty far. So, I was sitting on the couch and my brother was about to turn it off and I just blurted out "Don't you fucking touch that dog." He just looked at me and I was like "uh, game, don't turn it off."

No, not really.

Yeah, but I had pot and Klonopin. I actually went through more withdrawals cutting back on coffee than I did when I kicked heroin cold turkey. Interesting, isn't it?

How dare you. Every one loves dippin dots. I could never find them anywhere except for boardwalks and shit, but the first time I saw them in a store I pretty much yelled, "Oh, I'm fucking buying these."


Fuck yes!!!

I'm kind of interested in seeing where this goes. I'm not saying that if I had the power I wouldn't ban him myself, but we might be able to get a few laughs at this guy's expense before he goes bye-bye.

punch babies
rape nuns
throw dog shit at cars from high buildings so that it does more than just splatter when it hits
put slits in people's hoses
set off an electromagnetic bomb in a setting that will yield the best results

This idea is pretty fucking evil:
Break into people's houses when their not home and steal the batteries from their remotes and shit, saw the legs of their chairs so when they sit down the chairs break, loosen the tops to their salt shakers, spray piss on their furniture (not my own obviously, probably cat piss because anyone who owns a cat knows that cat piss is fucking nasty), hide really old fish and other shit that smells in their air conditioners, bleach their laundry so that it leaves really "cute" designs, run up their bills by turning on all their appliances and running any kind of faucets and turn their heaters up all the way, put plastic wrap under their toilet seats (next April Fool's Day or whenever you want to play a prank you have to try it, its fucking hilarious), pile things up in their doorways, and do whatever else I can think of that would piss them off when they come home.

When I was younger me and my brother made this bullshit board game and every square had a number on it. My mom was always buying ridiculous amounts of coffee, I don't even know why, but they were there. So the rules of the game were simple, when you land on a square, you would consume an amount of coffee grounds, or crystals whatever, we had at the time, equal to the number on that square. Usually it was pinches, but sometimes we made the measurements a little bigger. We only played the game a few times, usually when we were having contests with friends to see who could go the longest without sleep.

I really haven't had the time to form an opinion. Since you joined, I've been kind of busy doing other things, but from what I can tell you're cool.

I don't drink coffee all that much anymore, if I do its like a cup or one of those iced coffee things from Dunkin Donuts. I had a bad experience once. I used to, against all logic, overconsume coffee, in any form: brewed, crystals, grounds, beans, whatever. One day I overdosed on caffeine and I spent a lot of time sitting on my dresser thinking that there were monsters hiding in the floor, of course that was after I wrote long winded, nonsensical e-mails to half the people I know about god knows what which I thought at the time were personal issues. Looking back its probably one of the funniest mental breakdowns I've ever had. So anyway, after that, I kind of scaled back my coffee consumption.

Really? That's never happened to me.

The only arrancar that Hitsugaya fought was Shawlong Koufang and that was a dude. I think he's talking about one of the bitches that are all up on Aizen's dick.

I'm just saying, if you're a monster then who the fuck knows where your taint is. I know I wouldn't want to find out. You start "examining" a monster looking for it's taint and I doubt you'll survive.

That shit's old

Nah that all depends on what kinda thing you bein. If you is a people den dats was it is, but if choo some ol' kinda monsta, den who knowin' where da hell it be bein' at.

Get yo ass back on back to monsterville