The Jesus Posts
Striding on the mountains, wielding an oversized scalpel, cometh The Jesus! And he gives a low bellow:
"I'm going to fuck you until you can no longer smell pretty things!!!"
Kinda sounds like something I'd say.
"I'm going to fuck you until you can no longer smell pretty things!!!"
Kinda sounds like something I'd say.
sv51macross wrote...
Mine's slightly curved up and has a slight kink to the left. But ideally, I'd have a canine penis. Dog penises have a blood-inflated knot at the base that locks them inside the female while they cum, and in the case of humans female anatomy, continually presses against the clitoral tissue and the g-spot. Can you say chained, multiple orgasms?
Lol... you want a dog penis.
Coco-tan wrote...
Spoiler:
You're a horrible person for posting that.
Waar wrote...
Tsujoi wrote...
Waar wrote...
i don't like men's penis to be anything?Waar likes it to be smooth, like Ken's crotch area.
I would prefer my dick be the only one in the universe yes, would you wish otherwise?
I'd prefer that there was at least 1, but no more than 3 dicks in the universe. I get what you're saying, but there's always gonna be some pussy you don't want. If there's another dick and a girl you don't want approaches you, you can say, "I'm booked for the next few years, try another cock."
Fiery_penguin_of_doom wrote...
Yeah, I was too eager to bring up an esoteric nugget of information.Bringing up "esoteric nuggets" of anything make people stand out.
Yorozuya wrote...
Haburi-Chan wrote...
Well, curved ones can reach spots straight ones don't. XD Never saw dented ones before. '.'Curved it is then.
Having a girl's opinion is always a good ice breaker. :o
Moron... women don't have opinions, they have babies.
It might sound a little strange for some people, but a couple slices of bread work fine. Its not like you'll get all the nutrients for survival, but unless you haven't eaten in like a week, you shouldn't be stressing about snacking. Its not just about being strong, but in relation to technological advances and the increase in availability of food, our natural instinct to eat to survive hasn't been able to keep up. We perceive that we need food because we get the grumblies in our tummies, but discomfort and necessity aren't the same thing.
Its unfortunate that running in any way, even strategic withdrawals, are portrayed as acts of cowardice.
Superior wrote...
Yugi, I challenge you to a duel to teh death in a Children's Card Game and this time, [color=blue]You Dont Stand a Ghost of a Chance [/color]Fuck that shit. Yu-Gi-Oh is serious business... in some cases. People make real fucking money winning tournaments and shit. If no one can beat you and you're entering tournaments with a grand prize of like $5-10k, people might just need to reconsider the whole "Yu-Gi-Oh is a children's card game" bullshit.
misterstupid wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
It's more than plausible that The Wonderful Wizard of Oz was meant to be a form of social commentary. Criticizing the "powers that be" outright isn't always in a person's best interest. I really wouldn't be surprised if that's what Baum was aiming at. A lot of classical literature is, in some way, a form of social commentary. People look to writing as a release and, more often than not, they're pissed off at the government or social conditions. Its only natural that people are drawn to works that symbolically represent the bullshit of the times. Whether they're fully aware or not, people are drawn to things that give their grievances substance.Anyone who feeds into conspiracy bullshit might be outspoken in an isolated circle, but if they're given a soap box to stand on, they'll just back the fuck up and try to be invisible. Whether people believe in something completely insane or not, with our generation and the way things are now, a strong voice is easily muffled by all types of bullshit. If you look at the America in the late 60s and early 70s, not everyone could agree with what was being emphasized by the masses, but it was fucking beautiful that so many people, who individually had very little impact on society, were able to come together and speak with such a strong voice that it fucking shook the entire fucking United States.
We all have a sense of conviction inside and that is what shit like the Wizard of Oz appeals to. People are oblivious to the depth of the symbolism and the fact that it was serious fucking social criticism. However, when you watch the movie or you read it in whatever form is available, it is possible to realize that the convictions you hold, and maybe feel awkward about voicing, are not exclusive to yourself. The weight of our beliefs, in the way that they may affect society, are dependent upon the strength of our convictions. Many people can bitch, in unison, about anything, but the fact of the matter is that their truth is compromised by their satisfaction with just whining.
discordia wrote...
I don't know how tings work where you live, but in Liechtenstein it's like this: deer don't have any natural enemies so they run into the danger of overpopulation which in turn causes mass starvation. It's not a pretty sight and compared to starving to death I find a bullet to the head pretty humane.And yeah, we have trouble to manage our population...but only because it's illegal to "manage" it, which I wouldn't necessarily object against; pending of course on what the criteria were to decide who is put down.
I'm not some tight ass about conservation and shit. Depending upon the situation, I'll be the first one to start yelling, "If it's better off dead, shoot it in the head." Killing an animal to prevent it from suffering isn't bad, but suffering is a natural aspect of life.
All over the world there are fucking bears, tigers, lions, Komodo dragons, and all kinds of predators mauling people and eating children. Honestly, I find it hilarious when people get mad about wild animals killing humans because, humans, even myself, are pathetic. A lot of the predators that are around today were around before us, or had lived in certain places long before humans "discovered" them. If you consider all the advantages we have over other species, if we just get tossed out in the wild, most of us will be fucked. We can be easily considered a prey species because, compared to other animals, we're weak, slow, clumsy, and stupid. We are successful due to our technological dominance over our surroundings. If we don't like something, we are literally capable of wiping it out.
I'm drunk and if my message is getting fucked up because of it, all I'm saying is that humans aren't special. We take advantage of all our technological bullshit, but if we lose that and come across a wild animal on a natural level, we're more likely to be fucked. Our only advantage is that we've become so obsessed with owning shit that some of the most well know figures in various scientific fields justify colonizing other planet by saying, "We should have all our eggs in the same basket."
I applaud those who can really grasp what I'm trying to say. I've been drinking over the course of a significant amount of time and... I'm just trying to light a fire under anyone's ass.
In threads like this, I really feel as if I am fucking epic. People are talking about some silly bullshit and I'm thinking about when I was in fucking 4th grade. My mom used to drag me along to PTA meetings and I didn't have any real supervision. In retrospect, as awesome as I feel, I also feel relatively evil because I made it a point to brake into the principal's office, steal random shit, and piss on random things. I can't think of many places I didn't piss on, on school grounds when I was in like 3rd and 4th grade.
However, something I was, am, and always will be proud of, is that I have many epic memories of watching MILFs in the bathroom, way before I even knew what a MILF was. Despite my pyro obsession when I got older, when I was so young I didn't fully understand why sticking my cock in my friend's pussy was so awesome, I prided myself on getting away with things that were so horrible I wouldn't be able to comprehend the repercussions if I got caught. Before I got to high school I was the quiet, obedient, straight A student that no one could really hate because I could chill with the cool kids. Outside of school, I got away with anything and everything I could because people believed that I was innocent and, in worst case scenarios, I was being manipulated by other people.
However, something I was, am, and always will be proud of, is that I have many epic memories of watching MILFs in the bathroom, way before I even knew what a MILF was. Despite my pyro obsession when I got older, when I was so young I didn't fully understand why sticking my cock in my friend's pussy was so awesome, I prided myself on getting away with things that were so horrible I wouldn't be able to comprehend the repercussions if I got caught. Before I got to high school I was the quiet, obedient, straight A student that no one could really hate because I could chill with the cool kids. Outside of school, I got away with anything and everything I could because people believed that I was innocent and, in worst case scenarios, I was being manipulated by other people.
dr roxo wrote...
How does fish=slut?Because slut puss smells like fish sometimes. I don't completely agree with that because it can smell like garbage or any kind of dead animal. However, in my experience women are less offended when you say their pussy smells like fish than when you say it smells like a badger left to rot for at least a month with butter and salmon up its ass.
Lil Sarge JR wrote...
<CAUTION> Wall of text.The idea of Hunting Wolfs, because of them killing Deer is retarded. Wolfs are being managed right now and are now off the endangered species list. There is population control on wolfs and you need a tag (license) to shoot them in Minnesota, right now they give out 200 tags a year or less depending on the population of wolfs in the state. Wolfs need to be managed, or else there will be an over population of them and they will run out of food source in the area and start coming into the citys.. and we dont need that.
Sara Pailen, has the wrong idea on why we need to control the wolfs population killing deer is there natural instinct to survive, and that should not be her damn reasoning to kill wolfs either you or pailen has the story wrong. i have not seen the article on this but i will look into it and edit if necessary.
I am a "Hunter" a sportsman who by you claim to just kill animals for the "Jollies" and put them on the wall.
Yes, I do kill animals for fun. The challenge on getting a wild animal up to you close enough to bag it is so exciting I cannot even explain it. I have a total of 5 mounts on my wall all of deer, all 12 or more point bucks. I worked very hard for all of them and im proud I got them so i am showing them off and praising them my putting them on my wall so everyone can see them. Better than just cutting off there head and discarding it and just taking the meat huh?
I eat everything I shoot. Duck, Quail, Pheasant, Deer, Moose, and i have even had Rabbit and Squirrel (not bad tastes like chicken)
But i understand your animal ACTIVIST ways, and i agree with most of what you said. I do not shoot just to KILL the animal and leave it in the forest or were ever i kill it. I use almost everything on the animal except for the organs.. I donate the hides every year to our donation center up here and they make leather bags and many other things..
now to the main point.
HUNTING..
Is used for population control.
if we just let the population of Deer or Wolfs get too high, they will start to run out of food and start getting sick spreading diseases and dieing. if you live in a forested area up north you would know how many deer are up north by seeing them on the roads. i will not even drive up north until hunting season starts because the population gets so high that there popping on the streets and shit and everyone is hitting them.
I believe your statements are wrong.
and so are Sara pailens
Hunting is helping everyone and the animals too.
don't say hunting is bad if you do not know what the hell you are talking about.
there are reasons for it.
Also, i do belive that you sir/mam are the pussy here. You will only complain on what happens elsewere you will never do anything about it except post on fourms saying "HUNTERS ARE PUSSIES" and not get anywere in life.
Hunters are not pussies they are helping out the community by keeping down the population.
sv51macross wrote...
Let's say you shot a deer with a .50 cal BMG round...would there be any appreciable quantity of usable meat left?there are only certain rounds and calibers you can use for hunting. a .50 cal would leave only half a deer laying on the ground. literally no usable meat.
If any of that was directed at me, I have to say you're not making a strong argument. The fact that wolves may be at risk, in the sense they might run out of food, is a reason why people shouldn't be going out shooting deer and other animals. The only reason why animals have been put into such horrible situations is because we're fucking up their natural habitat. I'm not an animal activist, but I do believe if we want to live anywhere, we should have some fucking respect for whatever is living there before we start moving in.
I'm not really gonna provide any input regarding this argument, yet. However, with some hope that this discussion may get back on track, I'll say SOCIALISM IS NOT COMMUNISM. Either one can be sustained, provided that the people practicing them stay true to their fundamental aspects, but people corrupt pretty much everything they touch. I think that before this discussion goes any further, anyone who wants to participate in it needs to do a lot more research and know what the fuck they're talking about.
I apologize if I'm sounding like a dick, but even if I'm not giving any input regarding the topic, I felt I could at least provide input regarding the quality of the discussion.
I apologize if I'm sounding like a dick, but even if I'm not giving any input regarding the topic, I felt I could at least provide input regarding the quality of the discussion.
I really can't say that any kind of music sucks, but its a matter of taste. It isn't someone's place to judge your taste in music. You like what you like and they don't need to listen to it. I will say that, there are some kinds of music I can't stand, but I can't say that its impossible to like it.
If your friend is really being a douchebag about it, let him know that if he can't accept it, he should shut the fuck up or realize that further antagonism may be interpreted as a personal attack against you. That way, if necessary, you gave him ample warning to stop and that his further antagonism gave you sufficient ground to defend yourself. Any injuries that he might have sustained from your act of self defense would be justified because he acted upon his own discretion. Whether or not it would hold up in court is questionable, but make sure he knows you're willing to defend yourself against personal attacks and you've got a case for self defense.
If your friend is really being a douchebag about it, let him know that if he can't accept it, he should shut the fuck up or realize that further antagonism may be interpreted as a personal attack against you. That way, if necessary, you gave him ample warning to stop and that his further antagonism gave you sufficient ground to defend yourself. Any injuries that he might have sustained from your act of self defense would be justified because he acted upon his own discretion. Whether or not it would hold up in court is questionable, but make sure he knows you're willing to defend yourself against personal attacks and you've got a case for self defense.
It's more than plausible that The Wonderful Wizard of Oz was meant to be a form of social commentary. Criticizing the "powers that be" outright isn't always in a person's best interest. I really wouldn't be surprised if that's what Baum was aiming at. A lot of classical literature is, in some way, a form of social commentary. People look to writing as a release and, more often than not, they're pissed off at the government or social conditions. Its only natural that people are drawn to works that symbolically represent the bullshit of the times. Whether they're fully aware or not, people are drawn to things that give their grievances substance.
blarutoballz wrote...
I would like to be Agressive because thats how I wanna live my life. I want to do something for myself. If you're always passive, you can't really do anything for yourself. That's what I believe.To an extent, that is true. No one should have to live a life managed by someone else, but as humans, like any other organism, we should take advantage of anything we find beneficial to our survival. Morals might become a factor, but if you aren't doing anything that can harm yourself or others, go for it. You can always do your own thing, but when opportunities present themselves, its not all that bad to play by other people's rules.
