The Jesus Posts

That really doesn't make sense. What would you think if a deer shot a person going to the store for some fucking bread and said to other deer that it was to manage/balance the human population? We might have a level of intelligence that other species don't, but if you use that intelligence to look at humans all over the world, you'll realize we're having enough fucking trouble managing our own fucking population.

The thing about nature is that it's managed to handle shit for billions of years on its own. That's why I don't get too upset about natural disasters and why I haven't become a homicidal maniac. I've come to accept that even if it doesn't work at the pace or in the way I want it to, nature does what it has to do.

Its best to go about life with a certain amount of reason. You don't have to be dominant or submissive, but depending on the situation you shouldn't have to bend for others or force others to bend for you. Life doesn't go the way you want it to all the time, if it did you'd be living in Candyland, or whatever, not on Earth. Sometimes you gotta roll with the punches, even if that means swallowing your pride. I know people who've been shot because they were to fucking stupid to let shit go. All I know is that it's better to pull back and think shit over than it is to get yourself killed.

Do you hunt on an empty stomach? If you have a bad day hunting, can you go home and starve? A hunter isn't a hunter if they have an option. I do praise you for your honesty and give you credit. If you're gonna kill something, you should make fucking sure that you don't let anything go to waste. However, if you can go to the store and buy food, you really shouldn't be out in the wild shooting animals that are attempting to survive with what nature gives them.

If you aren't from the US, keep in mind that I'm speaking, in part, out of disappointment with my fellow US citizens. So, don't be upset about feeling left out or anything. I tried to include everyone, but whatever.

I don't hate the US, or any other country for that matter. I've said it before, but I have no problem repeating it, any issues that anyone can have are on a human level. Personally, I'm just disappointed with humans. We are capable of mass communication, and somewhere along the way we, as humans, have lost our voices. Before the internet and all the other technological bullshit, the world was just as large, but we had a greater awareness of what was going around us. Communities were tighter and they banded together because, even if there were disagreements, the general consensus realized that the only way to make a point was to unite. These days, when we're pissed off, we can jump on the internet and bitch to people who could care less because it doesn't effect them directly.

The only problem I see with the US is that we've lost our voice as a nation. Our strength is our weakness. We pride ourselves on diversity, but that diversity is exactly what is limiting our ability to communicate with each other and actually do something that can make a difference. Everyone is pissed off about the government, but instead of getting together and figuring out something that could possibly benefit the majority, we go online and bitch about it. We, as Americans, can't speak with one voice and, if anything, that's what has fucked us up for a significant part of the past century.

Name him Perithronoff.

I'm choosing Haunter, the best fucking Pokemon there is.

I'd, personally, prefer a worn out whore. Loose women are the best. When you're done fucking, you can use them as a sleeping bag.

I wouldn't say the its rise was all that spectacular. Until it fell under the control of lead poisoned psychopaths, it was pretty much what you'd expect from an imperial world power in its early stages.

Lol, I'm buying one right now.

That's just fucking depressing.

Trolls...? Nigga troll deez nutz. Seriously I don't give a shit about fucking trolls. I think they're fucking funny most of the time. It takes a lot for a troll to get to me, but I can guarantee, if one pisses me off enough, I'll track the fucker down and yoke his ass up.

for over 9000 years

When I saw the first pic, I expected this to be the second one...







I already posted one, but I think this works better.

Halfway is just another way of saying you're not there yet.

Not always true. Sometimes when I masturbate I hear children screaming and crying, people yelling shit like "What the fuck is wrong with you" or "You're in public, put your dick away and get the fuck out of here," and eventually, police sirens.

You gotta be careful about those Stealth Mods, they're like ninja. I'm not trying to get ninja'd the fuck up and since...

It would seem that we're only covering one part of the issue, which seems to be case in many of the threads on SD. Fantasy is malleable, and because of that its very easy to create a world in which you get whatever you want, but there are fantasies, such as dreams, that force you to confront personal issues that you can't deal with in reality. Fantasies tend to allow us to escape the bullshit of reality, so we tend to generalize them as something good, but that's not always the case.

The strongest case I can make for fantasy being, in some way, superior to reality is that it allows us to confront issues that we are otherwise unable to.

and ate some pie.

Contra vs. Duck Hunt


Awkward Weatherman


Butterflies in a Car


Groin Shot: Interactive Pain! (START HERE)


and here's a bit of Livin' With Ahnuld, even though it isn't Gag Films.