The Jesus Posts

I tend to walk around my house in early 17th century formal wear.

People have this tendency to assume that because the Beatles were so popular, they must have sold out or some bullshit. Regardless of whether people call them a pop or rock band, it doesn't change the fact that they were musicians. Society was a lot different 40 years ago than it is today. Metal bands are talented in their own way, but you can't compare metal to the music that The Beatles made. I respect metal and the talent of the bands, but they're myopic, in the sense that they stick with the metal genre. Regardless of how often they switch things up, they're still metal. That's not the way The Beatles worked. They incorporated styles from all over the world. Its convenient that you suggested that metal is more complicated because it really easy to illustrate my point. With metal, you can expect any member of a band to be good with 4 or 5 instruments that they actually use. With The Beatles, every member was able to play, with a high degree of skill, like 10 times as many instruments. On top of that, they would use all kinds of combinations when recording a track.

Well, I can't say anything at the moment because I don't really understand what you were trying to say.

Before I say anything, I need to ask you to clarify what you said, because I'm confused.

How about garden hoses? They're tasty and they kind of stick with the theme.

It might have been tsujoi, but I can't be sure. I'm just guessing because he was the first person to +rep me and mention it.

You should've sat down right next to her all awesome-like, or chill, doesn't matter. Then if she said anything, just be like, "What? I was just watching some Lucky Star." Then, sunglasses.

Bitch would've needed some new panties.


It all depends, sometimes I just do shit without thinking. Its better that way because when you think about shit, there's more of a chance you'll fuck up.

FAKKU is a free forum with a diverse community, which makes something like IB a minefield for dumbass shit to jump off. We all have our own standards and opinions about shit, but since IB is for irrational, impulsive, random, and selectively entertaining crap, its inevitable that someone is gonna say or do something that will piss someone else off. Honestly, if you don't say, "{blank} offends me," no one is gonna know. Don't get me wrong, the poster should be aware that there is shit you can and can't say, but individuals are offended by some pretty strange shit. In those cases, as far as I'm concerned, its on them to realize that they're on their own shit and not everyone knows what it is.

There needs to be a way to decide whether the discussion has hit a dead-end and deal with it appropriately. Maybe there should be something other than the report function to notify mods or admins that a certain thread needs some kind of attention because, while I respect their vigilance, they can't catch everything. It bothers me that some threads are locked, because there is still a discussion going on, despite the douche baggery. I might be on a little more than I was over the past few months, but a lot of times I'll see a relatively good topic that could be active, locked because of bullshit and assholes. I understand if everything that can be said has been and people are just repeating the same shit over and over, or if the bullshit is getting out of control, but that's not always the case. Locking threads is like cutting away at a sick or weak part of the body. It's a temporary solution, but it's not getting to the root of the problem.

I wouldn't recommend it. Not just because of the health issues, but because its unreliable. Coke can, sometimes, keep you up for like a day or two and, other times, you'll be asleep in a matter of hours. It applies to cook-up and crack too.

My best bet is to conserve your energy. Shit that gives you a boost are more likely to use more energy than they give. That being said, you can use them if you know how long you're intending to stay up and come up with a plan that works within your natural capabilities, but not if you want to go for a personal best or some kind of record. Some meditation techniques are really good because they are meant to keep you in a conscious state while using as little energy as possible and/or rejuvenate yourself in the process.

I never actually kept a record which is a little odd for me, but I've been able to stay awake for somewhere in the neighborhood of 5 days. If you can make it to the point where your body starts to say, "Fuck you, I'm going to sleep," you start to have some crazy hallucinations.

I like women who are nocturnal, hang around in banana plantations, and cover their fur with urine to regulate their body temperature. Oh wait, I'm thinking about the elusive night monkey.

I don't know if "cool story bro" works. I'm thinking it would be something more along the lines of, "Nigga, is you crazy?"

I rarely buy anything. That's not to say that I wouldn't. It's just that buy anything you need money and that's one thing that I don't have a lot of.

Hopefully none of these have been posted yet.

One of my favorites is sugar tits.

I really can't say that I've been truly inspired by anyone. How can anyone be inspired by someone who's achievements exist only as a historical record? Those who exist as significant figures in history are just that. They are footnotes to the next figure that steps up and makes a name for him/herself. What honor exists for those who have died and faded into the early pages of a history book? Alexander the Great is looked upon as a great figure for his time, but he died and everything he accomplished went to shit. Even Jesus died and his disciples took what they wanted from his teachings and warped them to satisfy their perceptions of how things should be.

If anything, I look at history and try not to be what anyone else was. If I'm gonna be anything or do something, I don't want to walk in the footsteps of those who have failed. The only way to pave a true future is to look at the past, realize where the influential figures of those times fucked up, and make your own way. People say that the best one can do is impact the world in which they live, but that's bullshit. Unless you're impact reverberates through the course of time, you've done nothing.

I'm trying to learn Sanskrit, but there aren't many good, or living, teachers around here.