The Jesus Posts
neko-chan wrote...
razama wrote...
Indeed, it was a WAAYS back. At first I was like "WTF where are you finding pictures of my GF on the internetz!?!"Confession: I did porn back in the day.
Pics or it didn't happen.
After realizing it would take too much time to find it, I said "Fuck work" and then hit the strip clubs.
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Rbz wrote...
I hope to have some coffee in this meeting. Milk from her breast please.So, hot or funny? I'll be sure to answer that after I get my coffee with her tit milk.
Right, we will have coffee and other refreshments shortly. I'm not sure if breast milk from Nemu would be a good idea. Seeing as how she was created by Mayuri, I have a strong suspicion that it may contain a strong neurotoxin. However, if you insist, I'm sure arrangements could be made.
I'm having a hard time figuring out if this is supposed to be hot or funny. Its a little bit of both, but I'm thinking its supposed to be more of one than the other.
animefucker wrote...
Waar wrote...
men would ejaculate money.Ouch! i mean if men can ejaculate money that would be awesome? but seriosly that would really hurt...
Only for a while. After a few months you get used to it. Right now I can only cum coins. Its a bitch, especially nickels and quarters.
Aud1o Blood wrote...
oneshott wrote...
Naya wrote...
If God were a woman...Why is there any question at all that god is a Woman? You think a guy would have the attention span or desire to create something like the universe with an infinite amount of power at his whim when he could just make some bitches and hoes and an infinite supply of Budlite for an eternal party.
God is definately a woman. Who else would want millions upon millions to worship them every day?
Guy, a woman would have taken more then a week.
Not to mention she'd pretty much just bleed all over everything.
Dante1214 wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
Tegumi wrote...
Someone should explain String Theory because I have no bloody clue what it is.Basically, its a theoretical concept that attempts to bring together quantum mechanics and general relativity. There are multiple string theories, but fuck describing them.
String theory has become a misleading name, being that the strings themselves aren't really essential anymore. I believe the most common theory currently is M Theory, which works on the basis of 11 dimensions and is thought to basically combines and overrules other string theories. I haven't seen any real detailed information, equations, or formula for it, and every real physicist I've ever seen talk about it more or less dismisses it as shenanigans. It might be valid, but there isn't currently any way to prove, or even really test it.
But I'm not a physicist, personally. I mean, it could be a legit unifying theory, it's just no good if you can't even test it.
Although I'm not a physicist either, I wouldn't be comfortable saying that M-theory is the most common. In a sense it could be, but it doesn't function as an alternative theory. Instead it works, essentially, as a unifying theory for the 5 that already exist. Even though its pretty much impossible to test, the underlying mathematics are consistent. I'm not sure which physicists you're listening to, but I don't know if there are too many that are outright dismissing it. This is theoretical physics after all, nothing is set in stone.
The only thing that can be said about 2012 is that anything that will happen will stem from the massive interest in it. There isn't much to go on regarding any kind of natural events occurring and even with that, the end of the world is a product of sensationalist obsession with eschatology and apocalypticism. I'm not gonna say that its impossible, but as of now I have little reason to believe there will be an "end" in the near future.
A lot of theories are born out of the delusion that mankind has some kind of control over what goes on in the world. Its fucking bullshit, but people feel safe because society seems to have created a magical bubble that keeps all the bad things away. Its only natural that humans believe that the world is fucked when that security is threatened. If you look at the world from the perspective of human society and its development, 2012 could see a culmination of all the negativity and a man-made apocalypse. However, the same could be said about next Thursday.
Personally I favor a somewhat metaphorical view that 2012 will be the start of a new age of understanding. With all the bullshit going around about the world ending, people come to assume that there's nothing more to the subject and just brush it aside without taking time to learn that there are other perspectives. I'm not saying that there is a specific date when it will happen, but in the future people will be less inclined to look at things with such a narrow perspective. Even now, its evident that people have more of an interest in actually understanding shit, as opposed to learning something and leaving it at that.
A lot of theories are born out of the delusion that mankind has some kind of control over what goes on in the world. Its fucking bullshit, but people feel safe because society seems to have created a magical bubble that keeps all the bad things away. Its only natural that humans believe that the world is fucked when that security is threatened. If you look at the world from the perspective of human society and its development, 2012 could see a culmination of all the negativity and a man-made apocalypse. However, the same could be said about next Thursday.
Personally I favor a somewhat metaphorical view that 2012 will be the start of a new age of understanding. With all the bullshit going around about the world ending, people come to assume that there's nothing more to the subject and just brush it aside without taking time to learn that there are other perspectives. I'm not saying that there is a specific date when it will happen, but in the future people will be less inclined to look at things with such a narrow perspective. Even now, its evident that people have more of an interest in actually understanding shit, as opposed to learning something and leaving it at that.
I never got anyone to take my SAT and I've never done it for anyone else, but I did take my friend's GED test and made $500.
Ramsus wrote...
I swear we had a thread about this before....maybe in SD? Anyway it's obviously bs because nobody was going on about it before the year 2000 which was then widely accepted as the idiots-think-the-world-is-going-to-end-but-everyone-with-a-brain-knows-better time. Not that being widely accepted before then would have made it true either. It just would have meant more people are incredibly dumb.That's not true. People have been going about this for a long time. A lot of the bullshit started turning up in the 70s. Of course there are stupid fucking people that believe in this shit because there are a lot of people who are obsessed with the world ending. The only thing I know is that its a major date in the Mayan calendar, but I also know that there's also some inscriptions about future dates as late as 4772.
Tegumi wrote...
Someone should explain String Theory because I have no bloody clue what it is.Basically, its a theoretical concept that attempts to bring together quantum mechanics and general relativity. There are multiple string theories, but fuck describing them.
I really enjoy talking about morality and ethics because it is something that can be approached from a relatively objective point of view and yet, few people do. People have a strong tendency to confuse what is right with what is favorable. Everyone want to find some sense of comfort in the world, but sadly, that's not always an option. Everyone seems to agree that, on some level, morality coincides with reality, but the truth is that reality is harsh.
Here's some general knowledge for ya:
It isn't enough to know. I could tell you about quantum physics, religion, meta-ethical principles, evolutionary psychology, torture methods, trivial information about livestock, or anything else that I've learned, but just having that knowledge will only do you good if you're in a trivia contest or on a gameshow. You only need to know in order to be intelligent, but in order to be wise, you must be able to understand and apply what you know.
It isn't enough to know. I could tell you about quantum physics, religion, meta-ethical principles, evolutionary psychology, torture methods, trivial information about livestock, or anything else that I've learned, but just having that knowledge will only do you good if you're in a trivia contest or on a gameshow. You only need to know in order to be intelligent, but in order to be wise, you must be able to understand and apply what you know.
