The Jesus Posts
Azuran wrote...
I'm a girl. My favorite band in Fallout Boy and I find Michael Cera quite charming.I also bleed every month. I also love big, muscular men.
That doesn't necessarily mean you're a girl. You never specified where you bleed from or what causes you to bleed. I wouldn't be surprised if there are a lot of gay dudes that fit that description. Its not like I'm trying to offend anyone, I'm just saying. The streets iz hard man.
Tsurayu wrote...
Haha, always got a kick out of that video.Like I say to people who have absolutely no knowledge of what I'm talking about, "A little Goosh Goosh never fails to brighten your day."
TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
edibleghost wrote...
Bambi vs. Hulk, I'm excited.Yeah! Bambi is gonna kick the living shit outta the Hulk!
Obviously, but Hulk fans can dream...
Dirty wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
lollollol12 wrote...

[size=1] LOL[/h]
That's win, but I think I can do better.
Now get ready to be amazed because its magic time bitches...

TA DAH!!!
Spoiler:
That's fucking sick, dude.
Don't blame me, blame the rabbit. I did my part of the trick exactly how it was supposed to be done. He was the one that fucked up. Magic is serious business, if you dick around, someone might get hurt.
lollollol12 wrote...

[size=1] LOL[/h]
That's win, but I think I can do better.
Now get ready to be amazed because its magic time bitches...

TA DAH!!!
Spoiler:
Fuck yeah I'm a pervert, but I'm not gonna say I'm proud of it. That's not to say I'm ashamed either. I just think that pride should be reserved for special things that you put effort into accomplishing. Anyone can go to an arcade and toss dildos into the holes in the ski ball machine while laughing maniacally and keeping everyone around you updated on your current score. However, if you were to run out into the middle of a busy highway wearing an expensive, well-tailored ferret costume and dance among the mayhem as cars are swerving off the road, flipping through the air, crashing into each other, and exploding, and manage to leave unscathed without the cops even knowing who you were, that would be something you could be proud of.
Evem though I've seen many more fucked up porn videos.
TENTACLE RAPE?
Octopus and sun bear rape, at the same time.
lollollol12 wrote...
Tsurayu wrote...
lollollol12 wrote...
SOCIETY IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA GENERALLY VIEWS PEOPLE WHO WATCH JAPANESE CARTOON PORNOGRAPHY TO BE WEIRD FUCKSEvem though I've seen many more fucked up porn videos.
TENTACLE RAPE?
Octopus and sun bear rape, at the same time.
Dr.Love wrote...
HiroyukiShota wrote...
Tegumi wrote...
No girls on the internet.Seconded.
Then What am I?
Either a 54 year old man, or an FBI agent.
Speaking of grlz... I found this while I was researching something completely unrelated.
lazyasschillypepper wrote...
Spoiler:
0:32-0:41 was the best.
Tsurayu wrote...
swordmanXIII wrote...
i haven't seen the sieris looks good i might check it out. damm i think i will.Depends on your guro tolerance at certain parts. XD
Spoiler:
TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
A lot of dubs are bad, but Bible Black's were... ugh... horrific...Nothing I've seen as far as dubbing was as earsplittingly death inducing. They had to say "fuck" like every other word. And they translating wasn't even accurate! It was just "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"!
Never gonna watch them again...
Look at you, jibberin' on like some kinda jibberty box. The BB dub was so great, I'd go so far as to describe it as euphoric...
Lol, I'm just messing with you. I think it literally made me sick. I wasn't throwing up or anything, I never really do, I think there might be something wrong with me. Anyway, after I watched about 5 minutes, I spent like an hour and a half shooting a Type 7. If you don't know what a Type 7 is, this link will educate you.
I am The Jesus. I don't remember how I got the name. All I know is that people who don't even know me recognize me as The Jesus.





























