The Jesus Posts

That doesn't necessarily mean you're a girl. You never specified where you bleed from or what causes you to bleed. I wouldn't be surprised if there are a lot of gay dudes that fit that description. Its not like I'm trying to offend anyone, I'm just saying. The streets iz hard man.

Like I say to people who have absolutely no knowledge of what I'm talking about, "A little Goosh Goosh never fails to brighten your day."

Obviously, but Hulk fans can dream...

I'm disappointed, I thought it was gonna be disturbing...


like this...

If I have a son, I'm gonna name him Dondochakka.

Don't blame me, blame the rabbit. I did my part of the trick exactly how it was supposed to be done. He was the one that fucked up. Magic is serious business, if you dick around, someone might get hurt.

I live in my own little world. Everyone is a foreigner.

That's win, but I think I can do better.

Now get ready to be amazed because its magic time bitches...


TA DAH!!!

Fuck yeah I'm a pervert, but I'm not gonna say I'm proud of it. That's not to say I'm ashamed either. I just think that pride should be reserved for special things that you put effort into accomplishing. Anyone can go to an arcade and toss dildos into the holes in the ski ball machine while laughing maniacally and keeping everyone around you updated on your current score. However, if you were to run out into the middle of a busy highway wearing an expensive, well-tailored ferret costume and dance among the mayhem as cars are swerving off the road, flipping through the air, crashing into each other, and exploding, and manage to leave unscathed without the cops even knowing who you were, that would be something you could be proud of.


Octopus and sun bear rape, at the same time.

Either a 54 year old man, or an FBI agent.



Speaking of grlz... I found this while I was researching something completely unrelated.

0:32-0:41 was the best.





Look at you, jibberin' on like some kinda jibberty box. The BB dub was so great, I'd go so far as to describe it as euphoric...



Lol, I'm just messing with you. I think it literally made me sick. I wasn't throwing up or anything, I never really do, I think there might be something wrong with me. Anyway, after I watched about 5 minutes, I spent like an hour and a half shooting a Type 7. If you don't know what a Type 7 is, this link will educate you.

Here's some Halibel for now.

I'm just gonna post mad pics and if there's duplicates, whatever.

He's obviously a menace to society and needs to be destroyed.

"Smoked that bitch"

Fo' rlz, no one posted this...?

Lol... anti-penetration barrier.

I am The Jesus. I don't remember how I got the name. All I know is that people who don't even know me recognize me as The Jesus.

Unless there's more information than you've given, I agree with Azul. I'm thinking there could be a more formulaic, or whatever, solution, but I'm too drunk to figure it out right now.