The Jesus Posts
Akaoni21 wrote...
The Jesus... Your a lucky lucky boy! :PSpoiler:
Lucky? Not really, I'm just smart.
It's difficult to say because I love all of my waifus, but my top 3 are Sango, Kiyone, and Suzuka.
Ramsus wrote...
I made this post using poor judgment (not that that in any way differentiates me from everyone else here).Except for me...
Since Kazenokon and Shinichi were dicks and called Epyon and Strike Freedom, I'm choosing Altron Gundam from Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz.
I haven't, but I'll admit that curiosity has put the thought in my mind. If you're starving, I don't think there's any problem with it. You can drink your piss. So rationally, I'd imagine that consuming spunk for sustenance wouldn't be a problem.
g-money wrote...
I'm a friend to everyone... I don't bite I promise.That's what you say now. A little bit of advice, don't make promises you can't keep... you ravenous beast.
Epic song is epic.
Although, Captain Jack is better. It reminds me of the good ol' days. Sticking needles in my arm and shooting heroin into my veins.
Nostalgia is a bitch.
Although, Captain Jack is better. It reminds me of the good ol' days. Sticking needles in my arm and shooting heroin into my veins.
Nostalgia is a bitch.
Klorofolun wrote...
Nikon wrote...
And yes, that is a Stargate hanging on my wall.Is that the shortcut to the fridge, or is it the toilet?
That's a rational conclusion. It's relatively small and one could fit their arm through it. However, great minds think alike, and considering the size, if my logic syncs with Nikon's, there is only one logical use for the Stargate, and that is rape.
Tsurayu wrote...
Can't say I've ever been compelled to catch a mouse with my own hands. ^_^;;I think I'll leave that up to my cats now.
If you feel something needs to die, what purpose does leaving the task to something else serve?
Honestly, I've never seen any point in using mouse traps for killing mice. Use them for fun, but if you're gonna kill something, preserve your dignity and get your hands dirty. Humans kill because the thrill of the hunt compels them to do so. I'd rather use a sharpened stick and preserve not only the honor of my victim, but my own.
I saw it as a mentally unstable individual, unintentionally, stirring up repressed memories of sexual abuse and gender identity confusion through an attempt to create an "ideal girlfriend" using his artistic ability and distorted perception of reality.
MidgarKonotsu wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
There is nothing special about the way I'm posting or what I'm using to do it.Everyone is special in their own way, The Jesus.
I suppose, but I'm The Jesus. What normal humans consider "special" or "extraordinary," I consider insipid.
TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
mousetraps even work on people. put them on the couch and set them where people usually sit. most people don't pay attention when they sit down after a long hard day... it hilarious!The Jesus wrote...
Here's the real test
I'm astonished by this because I was so drunk last night, I have absolutely no memory of posting it.
M2991 wrote...
The power to alter reality to my will.That's it? It might seem like a lot, but you're just asking to have complete control over everything within the bounds of your own perception. I'd rather have the ability to synchronize the reality of others with my own.
I don't know. While running the bastards over is enticing, I'd recommend avoiding it, unless of course it was an opportune situation. If there was a chance that you could get off because the shits "just happened to be in your way" I see no reason as to why you shouldn't end them.
Remember, you can get away with killing someone if it is legally justified.
Remember, you can get away with killing someone if it is legally justified.
Dante1214 wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
Sometimes dreams and fantasies are more comforting than the realness.
Most times they are, for most people.
I don't read minds or anything, but I believe you think you are talking to a "level-headed" individual. However, according to my clock, I've been drinking tequila consistently for about 4 hours.
