The Jesus Posts

I don't know where that's coming from, but I've never heard of any instances of brain damage related to weed allergies. Allergic reactions occur on the skin, or in the mouth, throat, or lungs.

Being FAKKU's resident drug counselor, I say you should do it. Even if you aren't suffering from self esteem issues, doing drugs will create new opportunities. As an outsider, you might look at drug users as if they're freaks now, but once you toke up or whatever, you'll soon realize that drugs open up channels to elements of society that you could never access as a straight edge pussy.


Nah, j/k... if you don't want to do shit, don't. Just don't talk shit or say anything about drugs or the people who do them. That's the only problem I have with people who don't get high, drunk, or whatever. They think they know, but they have no idea... this is the Really Real World.

I growl at people when I want to make it clear that I mean serious business.

That's a little bit of what /b/ is, or used to be.

I'm The Jesus, and I'm an elder. I see I'm not on the list. You done fucked up... and if you don't get it, my gang of chain wielding gnomes can help you understand.

I don't have a favorite right now, but if you find one that has grace, beauty, and intelligence, but shuts the fuck up and is good at making sandwiches... that's my pick.

Taking everything, including both instinct and logic, into account, the best weapon is the practical weapon. If someone is coming at you with a katana, which I would favor among most melee weapons, if I have a small stick, I will use that stick to the fullest extent.

Preferably, I'd want something that has enough weight to generate satisfactory force without sacrificing control and has a range that harmonizes with the weapon's other applications. With melee weapons, you have to sacrifice something; whether it is range, force, control, or a whatever other qualities you can think of. Personally I'd choose a katana, as most would, because of it's exceptional application in combat. That's not to say that a bludgeon or a whip-chain wouldn't be more acceptable, in certain circumstances. In fact, the one duel that Musashi had the most difficulty with was against an opponent who used a kyoketsu shoge, I can't remember exactly at the moment.

To be totally honest, my preference when it comes to melee weapons would either be a katana, a bokken, or a jō.

I came across something when I was researching the matter of what 2012 has to do with anything. Currently we are in, well the sun is, what is called a solar minimum. Sparing the headache that comes with detail, the solar cycle has an influence on Earth's ozone layer. During a solar minimum, there is a decrease in the concentration of ozone. Conversely, which is obvious, during a solar maximum there is an increase in the concentration of ozone. Coincidentally, the projected period of time when the next solar maximum occurs is within 2010-2012. I'm not going on unfounded prophecies, this is some straight up NASA shit, or something close to it.

Provided that I haven't exactly given myself a sound foundation in science and shit, I can't say shit for sure. I'm just using some of my "precious" time to inform others about what my wisdom related adventures have revealed to me.

Its wrong to apply the conception of emotion, in a human sense, to species that aren't human. Of course there is evidence that some species are impacted by things the way we are, but they are their own kind. Who's to say that another species of animal that we perceive as lower than us experiences emotions in a different way, to a higher degree than we do. Emotions could be experiences that any lifeform can have, but since we can only perceive what we know as emotion, that is all we can go on.

I believe that when we're looking at supposedly "stupid" animals, we should hold them in high regard. Our ability to have unique experiences is evidence in itself that there are species that can have experiences that we can't.

The best thing you can do is feed it, while taking nutrition into account, maybe take them to the vet for shots or whatever, and hope for the best. Stray and/or feral cats don't have a really long lifespan. Having the experience that I do with the strays that have been coming around for as long as I can remember, they're is a chance that by providing any care will open your property up as a breeding ground. Also, avoid giving them milk unless you have to, and then try to get the special
"cat formula" or whatever the hell it is. Apparently adult cats are lactose intolerant and even when they're kittens you should be careful about what you feed them. Most milk that humans have access to is cow's milk, and cats aren't cows.

Avoid sending any animal to a shelter. The majority of the well established shelters have a strong tendency to kill the animals they can't get rid of, and if they don't it's more like hell than a safe haven.

Honestly I really don't hate the US at all. I think that, in theory, it is a very admirable social system. However, I can't say that I am fond of the people. I have a strong disdain for humans in general, and I'm well aware that the generalization includes myself. It's not a surprise to the people who've heard my rants. For the new blood around here, I'll just put it bluntly, humans are irrational, dumb, and prone to violence. Shave off the thin layer of "rationality" and we are beasts that kill, fuck, eat, fuck, kill, sleep, fuck, drink, and kill... and sometimes fuck and kill at the same time. Back when there weren't so many of us it wasn't necessarily a problem, but look at us now in all our splendor.

I don't hate the US, or people from the US for that matter, I just hate people in general. There's no point in breaking us down into groups, we're all as admirable and despicable as the next.

If you really wanted the damn thing dead after all that trouble, you should've thrown the cage into the lake.


... Also, you should've tried to get some pussy. As you were leaving, you could've said something epic like, "it won't make sense if I don't cum before I go," and snatch her panties off with a flick of the wrist. Then... sunglasses, obviously.

I know what you mean. I get so excited about them that when I see other people's bills, I'm all like, "I'm gonna pay the shit outta that bitch."

The major problem with the approach to 2012 is ignorance. No one really takes the time to read into the details. There are dates recorded by the Mayans that extend thousands of years beyond 2012, but the obsession with the end of the world completely obscures people's attention from that. It's necessary to understand the predictions surrounding 2012 in a natural sense: shit happens, shit takes time to happen, whatever happens happens, and there's no way to prevent shit that is going to happen from happening.

People say that the Mayans couldn't predict the fall of their own society, but the fact of the matter remains that no one really knows how or why it happened. Even after well over 1000 years, there are still Mayans in this world. IMO, the Mayans knew shit was gonna go down, but knew they couldn't stop it. So, they took measures to prevent the absolute destruction of their people and culture. If you look at most sources, there is evidence that there was some knowledge and acceptance of what was to come.

I really need to dust off my books and dig up my online sources because I was way too optimistic about humanity's ability to accept the possibility of inevitable extinction, let alone the implications of anything having to do with 12/21/2012.

I'm drunk right now.

A few days ago, I was thinking about starting, or at least checking for, a thread for awesome words, and phrases that might be considered words. I'm still considering it, but I'm also thinking about a thread for words that suck.

Newly arrived package of gravity altering win.

I don't like it, it's kind of ugly.

Fuck the bird, do something to the owner. Kill him in his sleep and make it look like the bird did it.

I loves me some drugs, just as much as I love me some num nums, and...

I find it humorous that people believe the prospect of relying upon natural instinct is a cause for others to wish them luck.

What do you mean the Mayans' demise? The Mayans are still alive today and so is their culture. It was only the civilization that collapsed, but its very likely that they did in fact predict it.

Regardless, as I've said so many times, the end of the end of the current B'ak'tun is just that. Anyone who actually takes the time into reading about the Mayan Long Count knows that there isn't any clear evidence that they believed the world would end on Dec. 21, 2012. There are even inscriptions that reference October 21, 4772.

I used to spend a lot of time on this subject. However, as I became more spiritually aware, naturally, I lost interest. I wish I could be the way I was years ago, but now I just see it as a nuisance I do find it kind of interesting that despite all this talk about 2012, there is no reference, in any way, to sacred geometry.