The Jesus Posts

I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm gonna need visual proof in order to believe what you're saying is true.

Child abuse usually is...?

YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Does I wins a mikerwave food cooka'?

I think the worst thing would be if she starts sucking you off, and when you're really getting into it, she starts chewing the shit out of you like it was puppy chow.

This one?

http://www.snopes.com/business/deals/pudding.asp

I'm a bit late, but for the benefit of everyone: https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?p=132166

Nah, fuck that. Kamina is GAR, but at his best, he can't top this.

I won't be the one who'll shoot you. I'm kind of on your side, nit-picking is fun at times. However, I partially disagree with you about "willy-nilly." I think it can be considered both. From what I've read, it's a contraction of the Old English phrase "Will ye, nill ye." I've come across it being called a phrase, but more than not, it has been referenced as a word.

I think we got our lines crossed, or something. I wasn't attempting to chide you or anything like that. Like you said, sometimes people get to the girls you want before you do. Remember, my drunken ravings were sparked by someone, who had 2 posts and no waifus, trying to reclaim 9 girls and release 2. Maybe I should have been more clear, but I was talking about the people who had never been here and never came back and that type of random, unattached, spontaneous, "willy-nilly" way of choosing waifus.

Again, it was nothing personal.

I'm not a firm believer in Murphy's law, but there is some truth to it. Its all a part of duality. While we seek out things that our good, we avoid that which is bad. If you seek half of something, you will never find it. If you attain half of something, you attain the other half, whether you know it or not. The adverse is as it is because we perceive it that way.

I know its a game, but that doesn't mean that you just go about it all willy-nilly, I fucking love that word. Anyway, you claim the girls you love and if you have an opening, then you can play the field a little more freely. It may be more interesting if you "take a risk," but if you chose the waifus that you really wanted, what sense is there in giving them up for another?


It was a combination of sarcasm, seriousness, and excessive alcohol consumption.

Let me guess, you went a little overboard while dundering the devil-dolphin, your hand slipped, and you cracked yourself in the face. Right?

...or if you're drowning, someone jumps in to save you and drowns. Then another person jumps in and drowns, and that repeats for about 30+ people or until you finally drown.

Getting your dick caught in a beehive... beat that Master Blaster.

I have 8 cats:
Tabitha
Whiskers
Mr. Bojangles
Lola
Jet
Goober
Moo
Skippyjon Jones

and 1 dog:
Lucy

I only named Mr. Bojangles and Skippyjon Jones which is evident from their unmatched awesomeness.

Who gives a shit about panties? If I'm getting pussy, I don't give fuck where the panties are. If you're fucking and you are thinking about panties you either have a problem or you aren't fucking the right girl.

Coming from someone who hates both sides equally, Naruto wins hands down. I really hate it, but if they were to engage in a bloody fight with the sole intention of eliminating both sides from the face of existence, Naruto would continue to exist in the end. Although, if you think about it, Luffy would win as he would no longer exist and Naruto would continue to deprive true ninja of any kind of pride.

So post a new one.

It also depends on where you come from. Anywhere, you're gonna feel some shit if people are talking about what you do, but if you own it, its gonna wind up turning on the people that try to attack you.

Out of curiosity I checked a government site and there are a number of registered pedophiles living in my town. The thing is that if they own up to that shit, there's nothing that the community can do to make them regret or feel bad about what they've done or what the feel, unless they choose to feel about it themselves.

Honestly, I never thought of that as a "serious" question. I've known real sluts since I was in elementary school.