Corrupt A Wish

granted. you sleep forever :3


I wish i had a flyswatter to kill this giant fly

Granted, but you soon realize that the fly is not alone and his friends gang up on you and leave you in a coma.

I wish to be a pokemon master.

Granted but you can only catch magikarps.
I wish for a praxis of being.

Sorry, but what the hell is that ?
Replying to previus one.
Granted, you get the most awsome pokemone ever...only for it to eat you alive.

I wish google wouldn't be such a dick.

It's already been a dick, look how it traces all your actions.

I wish IB would get more threads

Granted, More newfags will create threads about stupid idiotic videos and polls about anime vs anime.

I wish I could control anybodys mind

Granted, but every thread has nothing but trolls. Oh wait.

I wish there were less douchebags in the world.

Granted. Everyone in the world becomes a recluse, and eventually dies because they don't go outside to get basic food and water.

I want a bunny suit.

Granted. But the bunny suit is to small for you.

I wish that physical laws can be broken...

Granted. Congrats, you blew up the universe.

I wish someone would just suck my oh-so-fresh balls.

Granted. The lady bit your balls off.

I wish for a car.

Granted, but you get a hot wheel.

I wish I could talk to animals.

Granted, people will think your crazy and throw you inside an insane asylum.

I wish I had a real life death note.

Granted but you get caught by a diabetic zombie detective.

I wish I had choco taco.

Granted. It has expired 2 months ago, so it would probably taste like crap. Happy now ? lol

I wish I had a few bars of deep fried Snickers. Damn stuff is awsome.

Granted but you eat them and get really fat.

I wish I could hibernate through the summer.

Granted. But you will wake up next summer.

I wish I wouldn't overthink much.

Granted. But that will result in you being braindead.

I wish I had a monthly allowance of allow half a thousand dollars or so. This amount of money will be a grant of sorts alike to unemployment insurance. I wish I have an elder brother or sister or slave who can tend to my every need, be in charge of my discipline and help me plan my life. That lifeform will be a living strait-jacket, designed to make me more productive and discourage any form of erratic behaviour for my part.

Granted. You become brain-dead.


Ninja'd

Granted. But, you overworked your older brother/sister so hard, they commit suicide in front of you telling you that "it's your fault".

I wish I could play the kazoo.

Granted. Kazoo got stuck in your throat while playing and you suffocated to death.

I wish i had money.