Corrupt A Wish
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leonard267
FAKKU Non-Writer
Granted. But you are in post WWI Germany and the money you are holding to are Marks.
I wish I can watch The Dictator.
I wish I can watch The Dictator.
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Granted, You get monopoly money.
Granted, you will be locked in a room for the rest of your life watching "The dictator" over and over again.
I wish I could fly
Granted, you will be locked in a room for the rest of your life watching "The dictator" over and over again.
I wish I could fly
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sakabato24
World Warrior
Granted, but everyone's name during the party was Jeff.
I wish I had a kitten.
I wish I had a kitten.
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Granted. It's so small now, you can't see your errect dick amidst your pubes.
I wish I knew english (language) more.
(all the times I had to use a translation site for difficult words or check if they were grammatically allright...)
I wish I knew english (language) more.
(all the times I had to use a translation site for difficult words or check if they were grammatically allright...)
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Granted, but English became a dead language and you know no other language... kinda like Latin. ^^
I wish I didn't have the same recurring nightmare every damn freaking night...
I wish I didn't have the same recurring nightmare every damn freaking night...
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Granted. It's about Justin Bieber giving you a blowjob while Rebecca Black sings "friday" in a loop.
*throws up*
I wish I could sneeze tornados.
*throws up*
I wish I could sneeze tornados.
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I feel like I don't even need to bother corrupting that. It's just asking for trouble.
I wish I wasn't so lazy.
I wish I wasn't so lazy.
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Oh, it's an awsome tool of mayhem and desctruction. >:P
Anyways.
Granted, you're on a sugar rush. So much adrenalin in your bloodstream, so much excitement so much......you just got hearth attack. Congtats.
I wish I could write like a pro.
So many ideas, so little talent. :(
Anyways.
Granted, you're on a sugar rush. So much adrenalin in your bloodstream, so much excitement so much......you just got hearth attack. Congtats.
I wish I could write like a pro.
So many ideas, so little talent. :(
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Granted. But you lose all abilities to communicate by having your arms, legs and limbs as well as tongue pulled out from your body.
I wish I could kill people without going to jail.
I wish I could kill people without going to jail.
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Granted, You now have the "No Cops" Cheat Code for Grand Theft Auto
I wish I had God Mode on any online FPS game
I wish I had God Mode on any online FPS game
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@Heizan
Without arms, it would be pretty hard to write, don't you think ? lol
So on with the thread.
Granted, but you'll be IP banned from every single server you've played on with God mode.
I wish I could get an awsome massage right about now.
Without arms, it would be pretty hard to write, don't you think ? lol
So on with the thread.
Granted, but you'll be IP banned from every single server you've played on with God mode.
I wish I could get an awsome massage right about now.
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TheBookie
King of Red
Granted, but it would be from a man, and it was so awesome tho, you died shortly after.
I wish I wasnt hungry.
I wish I wasnt hungry.
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Granted. you have now lost the ability to feel hunger, as well as eating and tasting food, even if exquisite cuisine was placed in front of you you could only watch in vain.
I wish I had a real Yoko as my sexslave.
I wish I had a real Yoko as my sexslave.
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leonard267
FAKKU Non-Writer
Wish granted. But do you know that Yoko is male?
I wish I were 20 years younger.
I wish I were 20 years younger.
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Darkhilt wrote...
Granted but you can only catch magikarps.Fuck it.
Spoiler:
OT: Granted, but you have forgotten everything you've known up to this point.
I wish entropy was unavoidable.
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sakabato24
World Warrior
Granted, the rabbit turns out to be a 100 ton, carnivorous rabbit. The rabbit proceeds to eat alive before eating the human population.
I wish I had no heart.
I wish I had no heart.
