Corrupt A Wish
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sakabato24 wrote...
I wish I had no heart.Granted, but you have no body at all anymore!
I wish I was a cute little loli. :3
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rorikon wrote...
sakabato24 wrote...
I wish I had no heart.Granted, but you have no body at all anymore!
I wish I was a cute little loli. :3
Granted, but you are viciously raped by pedophiles on the rear car of a crowded Japanese subway train during rush hour.
I wish I had a computer that didn't run like shit...
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Granted, but it overheats and gives you third degree burns all down your legs.
I wish I could airbend.
I wish I could airbend.
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devsonfire
3,000,000th Poster
Granted, but I'll cut off both your hands for the price of the ability to do so.
I wish I can have unlimited money
I wish I can have unlimited money
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Granted, you get crushed by an infinite amount of quarters.
I wish I had tough skin like superman.
I wish I had tough skin like superman.
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Granted but everything around you is now kryptonite.
I wish I had an incorruptible wish. (Mwhahahah paradox)
I wish I had an incorruptible wish. (Mwhahahah paradox)
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devsonfire
3,000,000th Poster
Granted, but only in your dream.
I wish I have money enough to spend until the day I die.
I wish I have money enough to spend until the day I die.
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Cruz
Dope Stone Lion
Granted but it's stolen money and you get sent to prison for having it.
I wish for I had some gum right now.
I wish for I had some gum right now.
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ToyManC
Forgot my safe word
Granted: You can control the mind of anybody, except your own.
I wish I could go on vacation.
I wish I could go on vacation.
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granted but once you have everything you wanted you become jaded and hated by all leading to your untimely death.
i wish i created the best anime ever.
i wish i created the best anime ever.
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Granted, the anime is so great you are forced to create more and more seasons for the rest of your life...
I wish I had the power to alter reality.
I wish I had the power to alter reality.
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leonard267
FAKKU Non-Writer
Granted.
But now you have to watch this in your altered reality.
I wish I were in Liberty City.
But now you have to watch this in your altered reality.
I wish I were in Liberty City.
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Granted.
You get mugged, raped, and bombed the moment you get there and are forced to live as a cripple forever
I wish I could fly.
You get mugged, raped, and bombed the moment you get there and are forced to live as a cripple forever
I wish I could fly.
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Granted. You get a bird body, but keep your human head and size.
I wish to be immune to all types of illnesses.
I wish to be immune to all types of illnesses.
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granted. As a unique specimen must trapped inside the area 51 serve as guinea pig for entire life.
I wish my wish come true
I wish my wish come true
