Creative Ways in which you fap

Quiet n00b.

Well I tried with
Well That all I can think of that I did.

no bath body wash like dove or something >.>?

WTF!! Lol....Eggs..cooking oil...HAHAHA....

I just use my PS2 controller. :|

I don't think very many guys masturbate very creatively. I assume they sit there like drones and just fap away.

Females on the other hand, I've heard quite few stories from them, I have some of my own - none of the above will be explained further.



Are you sure you were masturbating? Or doing a 'do-it yourself' abortion? I kind of cringed when I read that.

THAT's fukken crazy. But of course you pulled it off IRL.

I think I'll just stick with my right hand kthnx.

Get the gf to most the time thats about as creative as i get.

lets see how creative a fakku member faps:
Fakku member sits down in front of computer, goes to fakku.net, takes out his dick and rubs it with his right hand until he gets cums...

wait a minute, thats not creative!

the most unusual thing I've ever tried is doing the 'couch sandwich' artificial vagina.

Sad to say it didn't work out too well.

The only other remotely unusual thing I do is rubbing my peritoneum (correct term for the area of skin between scrotum and anus?) to enhance pleasure.

Wow... uh. I don't really do anything "creative" sometimes I massage my balls or play with my anus when I masturbate. Taboo maybe, but nothing creative.

Whoa whoa whoa.... I can't believe you do that shit.... Actually forget I even bothered to question your fapping ways.

using Ice Cubes, as to how i use it i'll live it up to your imagination.

"Using Ice cubes"? Must be pretty... [size=5]small [/h]

Stick screwdrivers through the penis and balls. That creates alot of pleasure.

typical masochistic activities

Haha, hey, don't knock it until you try it.

A well microwaved Glazed donut does the trick :3