Creative Ways in which you fap
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RanmaSyaoran wrote...
InternetCelebrity wrote...
blew my load into a particle acceleratorQuiet n00b.
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ERICKKING wrote...
Well I tried withSpoiler:
no bath body wash like dove or something >.>?
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Kadushy
Douchebag
ERICKKING wrote...
Well I tried withSpoiler:
WTF!! Lol....Eggs..cooking oil...HAHAHA....
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Brittany
Director of Production
I don't think very many guys masturbate very creatively. I assume they sit there like drones and just fap away.
Females on the other hand, I've heard quite few stories from them, I have some of my own - none of the above will be explained further.
Don't knock it til' you've tried it : D
Really?
Ohyes. Lovely. One or two at a time works nicely. :3
Are you sure you were masturbating? Or doing a 'do-it yourself' abortion? I kind of cringed when I read that.
Females on the other hand, I've heard quite few stories from them, I have some of my own - none of the above will be explained further.
Tree-chan wrote...
shansleven wrote...
Tree-chan wrote...
Clothes hangers.Don't knock it til' you've tried it : D
Really?
Ohyes. Lovely. One or two at a time works nicely. :3
Are you sure you were masturbating? Or doing a 'do-it yourself' abortion? I kind of cringed when I read that.
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Harmonian wrote...
Sometimes I go out at night and blind women with flashlights and stab them with a knife I brought with me. Then I use their blood as a lubricant and masturbate.Just a lil' something somethin.
THAT's fukken crazy. But of course you pulled it off IRL.
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lets see how creative a fakku member faps:
Fakku member sits down in front of computer, goes to fakku.net, takes out his dick and rubs it with his right hand until he gets cums...
wait a minute, thats not creative!
Fakku member sits down in front of computer, goes to fakku.net, takes out his dick and rubs it with his right hand until he gets cums...
wait a minute, thats not creative!
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the most unusual thing I've ever tried is doing the 'couch sandwich' artificial vagina.
Sad to say it didn't work out too well.
The only other remotely unusual thing I do is rubbing my peritoneum (correct term for the area of skin between scrotum and anus?) to enhance pleasure.
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Sad to say it didn't work out too well.
The only other remotely unusual thing I do is rubbing my peritoneum (correct term for the area of skin between scrotum and anus?) to enhance pleasure.
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Wow... uh. I don't really do anything "creative" sometimes I massage my balls or play with my anus when I masturbate. Taboo maybe, but nothing creative.
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Tsurayu wrote...
Wow... uh. I don't really do anything "creative" sometimes I massage my balls or play with my anus when I masturbate. Taboo maybe, but nothing creative.Whoa whoa whoa.... I can't believe you do that shit.... Actually forget I even bothered to question your fapping ways.
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K-A wrote...
using Ice Cubes, as to how i use it i'll live it up to your imagination."Using Ice cubes"? Must be pretty... [size=5]small [/h]
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M2991 wrote...
Stick screwdrivers through the penis and balls. That creates alot of pleasure.typical masochistic activities
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Yorozuya wrote...
Tsurayu wrote...
Wow... uh. I don't really do anything "creative" sometimes I massage my balls or play with my anus when I masturbate. Taboo maybe, but nothing creative.Whoa whoa whoa.... I can't believe you do that shit.... Actually forget I even bothered to question your fapping ways.
Haha, hey, don't knock it until you try it.