How do you deal with morning wood?
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Excuse me, but I believe that we are looking for a nonpainful way to preserve our most important organ and calm it down, not ways to destroy it.
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ChiidoriiBaakaa wrote...
I'm a girl but sometimes I hear the frat guys say that drinking coffee helps XDOh yeah,If you have morning wood a ghost may have raped you in your sleep....
It sometimes came into my dream as a beautiful cute girl.
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GoodDay wrote...
ChiidoriiBaakaa wrote...
I'm a girl but sometimes I hear the frat guys say that drinking coffee helps XDOh yeah,If you have morning wood a ghost may have raped you in your sleep....
Incubus: A Male demon who rapes people in their sleep.
....Gay sex?
Spoiler:
Succubus?
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How to deal Your Morning Wood
I just do Some Trigonometry Formula on my Head
it takes 2 minutes
Then It Start Calming Down
I guess Math gives you a Anti Erection
I just do Some Trigonometry Formula on my Head
it takes 2 minutes
Then It Start Calming Down
I guess Math gives you a Anti Erection
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mmm...I usually ether Fap or let it go down by it self it usually depends on how im feelling that morning.
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I always fap it off. I wear jeans, so if I don't take care of it'll be stuck uncomfortably with a boner tucked down my pants leg all day.
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my girlfriend will notice and play with it until i wake up then we do work ...or if shes gone i ignore it
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Kind of Important
A ray of Tsunlight.
The same way I deal with any wood.
Chop that motherfucker down.
Also, holy shit, it's Merrygate.
Chop that motherfucker down.
Also, holy shit, it's Merrygate.
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To prevent morning wood, make sure you take your leak at night. If I think right, morning wood prevents you from wetting your bed.
if you want to DEAL with your morning wood, find something to jerk off with, or do your girlfriend beside you... oh c'mon... you know you want to :)
if you want to DEAL with your morning wood, find something to jerk off with, or do your girlfriend beside you... oh c'mon... you know you want to :)
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neko-chan wrote...
If my bf ask me to take of morning wood, I will do so by slapping it with a metal spoon.Oh god, that is a horrible bitch thing to do. Just say "no, take care of it yourself".
You know, unless he is into having his dick slapped by random objects...