How do you deal with morning wood?
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usually I'll just go to the bathroom or masturbate for a few hours if time permits. Interestingly enough on those rare days where I can't seem to fully wake up until I masturbate (does this happen to anyone else?) I seem to never have morning wood...
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I've found that direct contact with a cheese grater usually gets rid of my boner regardless of what time of day it is.
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I don't usually. By the time I get my clothes on after I get out of bed it is gone most of the time. Terribly persistent I'll sometimes masturbate before I get up if I'm not getting up on a schedule.
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Is it possible for women to get something like a morning wood? Like they get wet or something? Just wondering
I deal with my morning wood by shoving it between my legs and walking like that. Sort of awkward, but its pretty hard to tell.
I deal with my morning wood by shoving it between my legs and walking like that. Sort of awkward, but its pretty hard to tell.
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@Akira: Even that sometimes doesn't work. Believe me, I've tried, but it takes a while, which is bad in case of emergency. What happens to me is that it goes down once I pee, like someone had already said.
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@ Cata: it works for me most of the time, if its unsuccessful then i just empty my head of all thoughts and it usually goes away.
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Are you sure thinking about your grandpa homofucking a hobo on the street doesnt kill your morning wood?
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I'm a girl but sometimes I hear the frat guys say that drinking coffee helps XD
Oh yeah,If you have morning wood a ghost may have raped you in your sleep....
Oh yeah,If you have morning wood a ghost may have raped you in your sleep....
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ChiidoriiBaakaa wrote...
I'm a girl but sometimes I hear the frat guys say that drinking coffee helps XDOh yeah,If you have morning wood a ghost may have raped you in your sleep....
Incubus: A Male demon who rapes people in their sleep.
....Gay sex?
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I'd have to say that taking a whizz when faced with a stubborn woody gets it to calm down. I always assumed it had something to do with simulating ejaculation, which normally gets guys soft.