How do you deal with morning wood?

jack off right before you go to bed

Heh. That's even worse.


Takin' my mind off it don't really work, either. My penis is quite independent of my brain.


And, unfortunately- exercise don't really do the trick, neither. I do push-ups and sit-ups twice a day, everyday. Days where I have morning wood, my buddy just joins in and gets in my way.


Like I said, he's a persistent bastard. Like door-to-door salesmen.

It's good for sleeping, at least...

Kids got no stamina these days. It'll take more than making my Jolly Roger dance to a few tunes to wear me out.

I pee or masturbate.

This.

That's odd, I feel much better when I let it loose.

Picture related:

I usually never get it, I always fap the night before :3

pull on lose pants run to bathroom fab or piss to get rid of it

I just lay on my bed... or stand up and stretch. Or just go to the restroom and it'll go down.

I usually find it before Fpod does ;)

But, he's a grump in the morning. He usually rolls away from me if I start playing around with it

What else do you do to me when I'm unconscious? Should I be worried?

Oh don't act like you don't know when I do it <_<;

fap, its the fastest solution

i don't get the morning boner... idk why. but i sleep on my belly so it might collapse into it self.

This^

Lucky bastard. And how could you not want your girlfriend to play with it in the morning?

Also i love your new avatar Ziggy

OT: I just let it be and then it disappears after a few minutes.