How do you deal with morning wood?

I used to get morning wood for 1-2 noncontinuous hours every morning for a while until I started masturbating (everyday, I may add). Nowadays its a twice/thrice weekly occurrence, so I just ignore it. I'm in a rush every morning anyway, so no time to deal with it.

I have tried fapping away my morning wood twice... it was horrible both times. It was sore and painful, and the second time I just gave up and took a shower because of the discomfort.

I haven't woken up with morning wood in I don't know how long.

Fapping it away is the ideal solution but doesn't always work out... :O

I just ignore it.

i missed when you could fap as a kid without having to clean up n shit.
perfect for those moments.

On the rare occasion that I do get morning wood, I either go to the bathroom and it goes away, or I avoid wearing shorts...

Fuck avoiding shorts! I'll sit there in bed and fucking jack off till i cum then i rub that cum all over my hairy belly so i can have a natural nice semen smell when i get out of my room so ppl in my house can smell my sweat from beating off just a few minutes ago. then i lick my hand that was had the cum on it and rub it through my hair for my style for that day and head to school.

Usually its because I just have to use the bathroom. Otherwise.. masturbate.

I read the bible backwards until it goes away. Like any good Pagan would do.

wood??? chop it.. muahaha~

How do I deal with it?... I don't.

sometimes fap, most of the time when i go to take a shower it goes away.

This is a common happening every bloody morning for me, either I get rid of it in the restroom or just ignore it otherwise. Sadly I find it hard to fantasize properly in the morning when I'm taiuuurd. =__=

two words "cold" and "shower"

I wake up the person next to me and have them take care of it.

I take a leak then eat breakfast.

Morning wood is quite the dilemma indeed. After fapping 17 times before getting out of bed, I proceed to stick my dick in the nearest musical instrument and get off to the wonderful sounds my dick creates.

I just fap it away until it decides to quiet down for a few hours.

I let my GF handle it unless I see an axe in her hands.

That is the greatest answer ever. Of all time.