How do you deal with morning wood?
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rober2 wrote...
neko-chan wrote...
If my bf ask me to take of morning wood, I will do so by slapping it with a metal spoon.You mean like this?
Cept it's only on his prick?
Hahaha, that's what I had in mind when posting >_> Just slowly tapping away at an enlarged prick gives me the willies because of that video.
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TehMikuruSlave wrote...
I bite it off.If you had the ability to bite off your own dick, I surmise you'd probably just give yourself a bj.
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neko-chan wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
I bite it off.If you had the ability to bite off your own dick, I surmise you'd probably just give yourself a bj.
I'm thinking futanari... FUTANARI?! NOOOOOOOOOO!
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rober2 wrote...
neko-chan wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
I bite it off.If you had the ability to bite off your own dick, I surmise you'd probably just give yourself a bj.
I'm thinking futanari... FUTANARI?! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Futa, fuck yea! Ah it's a trap...
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If you're having cock issues, set it on fire. I set my cock on fire many years ago and since then, it hasn't given me any problems.
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Thanks to The Jesus' post...
...And Edible's sig...
...I have a really annoying version of 99 Problems going around in my head and it won't go away.
If you're having cock issues
...And Edible's sig...
I have a multitude of problems of which a bitch is not one.
...I have a really annoying version of 99 Problems going around in my head and it won't go away.
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Kiss-Shot
Soba-Scans Staff
I usually just wait for the guy to go down, for some reason my cock seems more stubborn in the morning, and it doesn't seem to realize I'm too tired to fap since the previous night was spent only fapping.
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Arbitor wrote...
What the fuck is morning wood?The human body gets erections during sleep for some arbitrary reason, for many men the erections remain after waking up.
I can't remember the last time I got morningwood, but it's never been a problem for me because my instruction man-ual erects up instead of out, I get a stealth boner.