Simple tasks you can't perform

You have any seemingly, or at least to other people, simple tasks that you cannot seem to do?

I for one can't do math in my head. I can do basic addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, but only simple equations in my head; and forget asking me to figure out percents in my head.

I was reminded of this today in embarrassment. I had a friend over and we were playing LIFE and I couldn't count all of the money and keep it track in my head without writing it down. Luckily my friend knew of this before hand from a few years ago and just grabbed my money too and counted it, but it was still very embarrassing.

I'm not bad a math, per say (except like Calculus) but I just can't do simple problems in my head. I have to use pencil and paper or calculator for seemingly easy equations. It was always very embarrassing in my Algebra 2 class in high school. My teacher always wanted us to do partner math races, and I couldn't do them. Most of the time I was partnered with sympathetic people or people who were not very good at Algebra to begin with, but I had a few nasty experiences as a result.

I cannot bake cookies. I can bake or cook anything else, just not cookies...

I cannot even do the right out of the package and put in the oven cookies. It's ridiculous.

I can't stop when I'm skiing or ice skating. Not like in "I can't stop cuz it's so fun", but like in I can't just twist my hip and make one of those sudden breaks. I always have to sloooowly lower my speed. This is something very hard to do when your skiing down a very steep slope, resulting in me plowing right into the crowd at the end.

I can't follow essay-structure. I just can't right like that. No matter how many times I learn it in English class, I am always determined to write freely and with a very loose structure, not this bull-shit about CDs, CMs, transitions, etc.

I cant make myself do anything that I don't care about/dislike/just don't want to do. It's complete bullshit! No discipline what so ever... but even if I'm not doing anything I'm still thinking about all the things that I should be doing but haven't done- stressing out. I'm just a fucking procrastinator.


So yea, the simple task of not procrastinating- absolutely impossible.

I can't not go on Fakku for more than 2 days

That makes two of us.

I once tried to bake a cookies, and, well the results were less than spectacular.

Then again, I can't bake at all...

I cant cook.. I'm a failure.. even i try and try to learn how to cook.. i ended up burning the food.. I'm a epic failure.. I only knew how to make pastry..

I can't whistle. Tried for many years but always failed. People sometimes make fun of me for that.

I can't spin a book on meh finger. All the other guys can do it but not me. I'm special like that.

I can't sakte. Laste time I tried skating with friends, within 2 hours they could start wobbling around. Me? after two hours I still couldn't stand.

I can't whistle, either.

That makes me a failure too ...

and an addition , until now .. i cannot swim,
trauma at the past still on me ..
drowned .. hurr ~

I can't tread water in a swimming pool or any bodies of water for that matter.

drawing. I totally fail in that. I find it impossibly hard to draw as good as any kindergartner can.

-Going to sleep at a semi-humane hour. I always have the impression that there simply aren't enough hours in a day to accomplish all I want to do.

-Eat vegetables. They simply cannot constitute a meal unto themselves. They are simply accessories to real food.

-Manage my time efficiently. Though I feel that I may not be alone in that respect. XD

I can't remember peoples names. Someone will tell me their name, I'll repeat it, and forget it 10 minutes later. I still don't know the names of a couple of my friends, even though I talk to them every other day in class.

-Paying attention, my mind always wanders off, alot.

-remembering names. Takes me a while before I get a name right.

I can't draw for shit. My stick figures look bad. I can't sew either