Simple tasks you can't perform

I cannot understand signals/clues from other people that I talk or associate with. This means that when I think I am being funny and people do not explicitly say that I am not, I will have no clue no matter how annoyed they may have been.

This of cause causes more problems when trying to be friends with someone or get a girlfriend (no chance there..)

Math is my biggest flaw I suck so much at it, I can barely do it at a basic level. I'm so glad tills these days do all the math for you otherwise I'd be giving my customers a lot of the wrong amounts of money.

I'm your friend, jenslyn ;_;

As for myself, I'm pretty much god. I can do anything I need to as long as I put my mind to it. Except make my eyebrows dance. I can't do that.

Of cause you are Space, you are the only one who really understands me :D

I only stated that it is really difficult to make friends when you cant understand subtleties in conversation and behavior.

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do not worry spacy, I know a trick to make your eyebrows "dance". just bend over..[/h]

I cant sit still

You've got the Americanisms down; let's aim for spelling and grammar next, please.

cant dance, clean my room, my room its a real mess, and math its my nemesis.

Homework, just too boring and I end up doing other things.

I can not cut with scissors a strait line. or draw worth a damn, really sucks.

Things that I cannot perform:

Counting.
Drawing a straight line.
Having an attention span.

To this day, I still have not solved these problems.

You forgot sweep picking. (That goes for me too)

I can Cook and I can Bake But I can't Swim
I can't Skate But I can bike
I can't Let my Room Be Infested by Insect otherwise it
Make me Go Insane and Clean The Whole House
By Myself
I guess Im a Failure

Prayer to God.

how? how is that even something you can be unable to do?

-cant cook
-cant keep my mouth shut for consideration (one of my girl friends asked me to try her first attempt in making lunch, and i really got a taste of mizuki himeji style cooking then i told her the sodden truth without hesitation)
-threading a damn needle and sewing
-math is major enemy

-Can't Draw
-Can't Dance and sing
-i Dunno how to cook too :(

I don't consider drawing a "simple" task :<.

i do <3

Well i can draw circles but i can't draw manga D: