Simple tasks you can't perform

Not having my hands shake 24/7.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE.
Gotta see a doctor about it, might have nervous problems.

We are two then, but atleast your good at writing, i suck at that too, and my handwriting is absolutely horrible so if i'm writing something by hand i have to concentrate much to make it look good, but even then it doesn't look very good.

This doesn't really seem like a Serious Discussion thread.

I can't do cartwheels, or crack my knuckles, or move all of my toes independently.

Perhaps a more poignant discussion (and more befitting this forum) would be a debate over whether or not something that someone considers "simple" is actually quite difficult or not even possible. (For example, I could probably do cartwheels if I practiced, but moving all your toes independently is probably impossible due to the confines of normal human motor control.)

Meh, I kind of figured people would be a bit more in depth with their stories, but I guess that was too much to ask for. Heh.

I can not swim nor dance. I skipped the crawling phase as a infant/toddler so I never developed the coordination to dance*. I can't swim because I am unable to get over the sensation of water in my ears.

*I haven't done any research but, this is what I have been lead to believe.

I can swim, but I hate swimming because I don't like having water in my ears either. Not to mention I don't have a very good breathing system down. I love being in the water, but I can't swim well either. Go figure.

I can't cook.

I can't spread butter on bread.

I can't burp.

I can't take a shit with out showering after.

I can't pronounce deodorant probally.

I can't get broadband (it's being harder to get that it should for any one).

One pecuilar thing I cannot perform is whistling.

If it involves any artistic skills I can't do it.
If it involves a pen or pencil I can't do it neatly or briskly.

I can't remember peoples names easyly. I takes my a couple of months to get someones name down and be able to remember them.

Cooking soba. Everytime I eat them, they have this extremely bitter taste that makes my stomach commit seppuku.

I cant remember peoples names worth shit ether.
a whil back in middle school I knew like two of my friends names

I can't snap my fingers worth crap. No matter how many times I see it done, every time i try it I can never get it to "snap".

i cant draw lolis >_<

i dont know why......

I can't snap my fingers. Try as I might, I just can't get the concept down. I can cook a damn 7 course meal like it was nothing, but I can't snap my fingers. Oh and I have a hard time trying to draw something on paper from my head. I can see great stuff in my head, but when it comes down to getting it on paper, I suck, badly.

I can't get a girlfriend recently.

I can't smile.
I haven't made a meaningful smile in the longest time.

Can't whistle, can't snap my fingers, can't braid and can't put in lenses.