Wheres the weirdest place you ever fapped?

You see, I share my dorm room with two others, and it's kinda small, so it gets tough to fap there without being completely obvious. Plus, either of them could walk in at anytime after a while, so fapping got kinda hard (pardon the pun). One day, however, I thought "fuck it" and decided to go for it, while both of them were out, and the door closed. Got out some hentai, started stroking and felt a little relieved, after being able to do so after such a long time.

That's when the morbid realization hit me. O_O

Thing is, having always fapped directly into a toilet, and never trying to contain it with tissues, I needed something so safely shoot my load into. The main problems, however, were the fact that the men's room was a minute's walk away from my room, and any sort of walking or running either killed my boner or, if I was too close, made me shoot out.

I started to panic, and I was close to the edge, too. I had to think fast, so I looked around for something that could help.

My eyes fell to the UCLA refillable and closable-with-a-lid blue mug that was on my desk (not exactly this, but about this size).



I let my instincts and crazy mind take over in that instant. Here's exactly what I did:

>Opened mug
>Lined inside with several tissues
>Resumed fapping hard
>Shot my load straight into the tissues "walls" inside the mug
>Cleaned myself up with more tissues
>Dumped the used tissues
>Used some more tissues to clean the inner walls of the mug, and dumped them
>Put pants back on
>Put mug back where it was, lid closed
>Went about my day again

And that, my friends, is the tale of my first ever makeshift/homemade cum container. :D