Anal and the Beanstalk

The crying chicken - that panel touched my soul...

"THE Horror, ... the HORROR, ..... THE HORROR!"

Oh...

I like this

Almost Gesundheit level good on the weirdness scale.

But now I understand that PSA from South Park, "I'm a man with aspirations and dreams, and that's why I'll never shove a foreign object up my ass."

Ah yes! Another chapter in the adventures of the anal man and his proctologist...Always makes for an interesting read.
Also, "A fairy tale world emerging from my butt" sounds like a perfectly interesting enough story to tell a child. The story of anal man and the beanstalk, where he saved the giant of the beanstalk from stuffing any more eggs up his ass with inspirational words, and also by showing what happens when one goes too far.