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Gravity cat the adequately amused
Cruz wrote...
Haha, this aged terribly.


Lmao it really did, and I didn't even post it that long ago. I was being far too cynical so I'll take that one on the chin. Mind you I don't think a lot of people truely expected it to force the world into quarantine at that stage. I certainly didn't, and here we are.

On a related note, Michael Rosen caught it. Already seen a few hoaxes floating around that he's kicked it.
Gravity cat the adequately amused
u5ern4m3123 wrote...
...I've checked a few times, but I can't find either a 'Virgin' or 'Defloration' tag.

I distinctly remember that we had such a tag. I guess it was removed.
Gravity cat the adequately amused
Yeah posts in I.B don't count, sorry to say.
Back in the day this section was shitpost central, which warranted the restriction.

It kind of still is, but nowadays it's less edgy shitposting and more "Would you have sex with the above user's avatar?".

Spoiler:
Unless the I.B post restriction was removed and I'm just being an idiot.
Gravity cat the adequately amused
Any post counts towards it.
So don't spam up the forums with pointless threads, thanks.
Gravity cat the adequately amused
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Gravity cat the adequately amused
I have video games and alcohol, and I'm employed-unemployed until the quarantine ends.
Gravity cat the adequately amused
Taz_9000 wrote...
just don't post in Incoherent Babbling as these do not count.

Surprised that's still a thing.
Gravity cat the adequately amused
yurixhentai wrote...
The Brits are going crazy for toilet rolls now like the Aussies, a bunch of places near me are limiting purchases. This is why I wish the UK had ass showers like some other countries.

But if coffee is on the table now then I need to go stock up.


When I went shopping the other day both Poundland and ASDA had run out completely of bog roll, and ASDA was completely cleaned out of milk save for one bottle that'd been crushed, and some of the smaller bottles of milk you can chug in one go. The only Tesco in my town center doesn't do it, as it's just Tesco Express. Had to go to some obscure place called One-Stop for some bog roll.

10 rolls should last a couple of weeks but if we run out and I can't find any more, I may just opt to have a shower after shitting. I don't use a flannel to wash myself I use my bare hands, so I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty and I wash my hands after I get out. But it really shouldn't get to that point.
Gravity cat the adequately amused
MidoriMinori wrote...
is there any update to this topic or will it ever happen?


The official response is yes, but beyond that I'm afraid I can't tell you. We were given no timeframe.
Gravity cat the adequately amused
Split133 wrote...
Since most of the people replying are OG's who were here way before FAKKU went legit, let's go with the first release you read after FAKKU went legit.

If you can't remember the very first one, just list the earliest release that you remember.


It was something from my collection "Shit to read if I ever subscribe". Based on what I actually recognise, it was probably this.
Gravity cat the adequately amused
Yeah it's kind of annoying. I've been meaning to mention this myself but I kept forgetting.

I often opt to read shit by tags and read down the list. Due to the way the site's set up though, like you mentioned, I have to shift-click to keep a tab open to keep where I was or else have to go into my browse history or right click the Back button to go back to that page. Since I use Chrome it only shows me the last 12 pages I visited, and since each page on the manga reader is its own web page, there's usually about 20 pages to wade through to go back.
Gravity cat the adequately amused
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Gravity cat the adequately amused
I have no fucking clue.

One of the earliest ones that I remember from Fakku's pirating days was Lonely Cat, by Arumi Suigetsu.
Judging by their Pixiv, the catgirl in that chapter is a consistent character with the author. They even use her to represent themselves. I'm still holding hope their content comes here legitimately.

Though when I first joined the site I was exploring the incest genre. I'd just learned the genre was fairly normal in hentai.
Gravity cat the adequately amused
Hey there, welcome.

What kind of kinks are you into for your hentai?
Gravity cat the adequately amused
opanihuya wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
opanihuya wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
I didn't read any of that.


ay ay take me for a fool and you get smacked by your own story
Spoiler:
i just type 'story' in forum search and filter by user


What you dug up was from 8 years ago. Most of the stuff I said back then, I don't feel that way now.
Nice try, though.


uhh umm how about this one? feel anything there?


I still tell that story to my friends.
Wasn't funny at the time, but it certainly is now.
"That time I had a shit attack on a coach, blocked the toilet, and it had no toilet paper or hand wash"
Gravity cat the adequately amused
opanihuya wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
I didn't read any of that.


ay ay take me for a fool and you get smacked by your own story
Spoiler:
i just type 'story' in forum search and filter by user


What you dug up was from 8 years ago. Most of the stuff I said back then, I don't feel that way now.
Nice try, though.
Gravity cat the adequately amused
Split133 wrote...
The examples all fall into the categories that Gravity Cat created in his/her post.

It's not important and I don't really care, but just for future reference and so you're sure, I am a bloke.
Spoiler:
Also thank you for chipping in with more. I appreciate that.
Gravity cat the adequately amused
I didn't read any of that.
Gravity cat the adequately amused
opanihuya wrote...
mmm they only panic i notice is people breathing heavily over their vacations.


Lol one big marketing campaign for arse napkins. I low-key hope that's true, so someone gets sued.

But yeah it happened here in the UK as well. Supposedly a lot of the deaths are either from old age or with other health issues. Or both.

Now there's posters and shit being put up everywhere telling you to wash your hands and blow your nose into a tissue and disposing of it properly. Even have one at my workplace.
Gravity cat the adequately amused
opanihuya wrote...
I remember ebola had a similar media hype and all that media panic stimulated vaccine development, when news hosts told you could catch it by holding a handrail in a bus near you. Well, in moscow it's reverse media attention, for the past month cable tv first 4 channels keep accenting on how its not even comparable to the other epidemics and death tolls from flu. Meanwhile the masks are all sold out cause of the "annual" post winter virus season, plus hospitals and kindergardens take your temperature on entrance (which is exotic)


We've had severe panic to the point of people buying out toilet rolls. It's fucking ridiculous.

I can see the merit of the media covering it, which might encourage research into a vaccine, but at the same time the extensive coverage and the tone of the reports make out as if it's going to infect you and if you're infected you're basically dead.
They always mention a new case and a new death. That always results in panicking someone.