sv51macross Posts
I disagree with the notion that surgery is required for removal. I've seen a clip demonstrated and it's a pliable plastic, a little stiffer than the material used to package blankets and pillows at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. A sharp hobby knife/box cutter could cut off the tip, and then all you do is get a dainty pair of scissors, cut it down the length between spike strips, and gently push forward before unwrapping*.
*If you're still hard at this point something's wrong with you. A sofr penis would make it easy to get one side os a scissor between the shaft and the plastic.
*If you're still hard at this point something's wrong with you. A sofr penis would make it easy to get one side os a scissor between the shaft and the plastic.
Would have to be a toss-up between the A-one series and the SekaxSeka series for me.
SekaxSeka
https://www.fakku.net/viewmanga.php?id=2867
A-X series
https://www.fakku.net/manga.php?artist=Nakayohi
SekaxSeka
https://www.fakku.net/viewmanga.php?id=2867
A-X series
https://www.fakku.net/manga.php?artist=Nakayohi
I like reading the story and dialogue too, one reason why I like it alot better than regular porn, there's more there, there's the character thoughts and such. Now, in mangas such as Re:Idol, it's not terribly important to know what they're saying as it's pretty clear; Rei comes home to find three guys waiting for her, they gangbang her, she enjoys it. Simple and done. Others Most others though, the dialogue is important. For me though, if the art if good enough I'll fap to it anyhow.
Hmmm.
Give me:
-Maria Ozawa
-Polly Perkins*
-Mandy Chin*
-6-8hrs in a Japanese Love Hotel
-High-res camcorder
You do the fucking math!
*From CuteyCindyHoney's 'Spare Parts' chapter 4 (they're busty, intelligent, well-hung hermaphrodites)
Give me:
-Maria Ozawa
-Polly Perkins*
-Mandy Chin*
-6-8hrs in a Japanese Love Hotel
-High-res camcorder
You do the fucking math!
*From CuteyCindyHoney's 'Spare Parts' chapter 4 (they're busty, intelligent, well-hung hermaphrodites)
What do you mean, your opinion shouldn't count? Because you'd be biased.
In the words of Penn himself:
Homosexuals have every right to be married. Marriage might have begun religious, but it's not anymore. What do two atheist lovers call it? Marriage. What do a Jewish and Christian couple call it? Marriage. what do reasonable people call it? Lifetime enslavement to a horrible whiny-ass bitch that'll suck the life from your very bones.
But I digress.
The only reason why we don't think it's allowable is because the giant invisible man in the sky said so when we were kids.
Need I say more?
In the words of Penn himself:
Spoiler:
Homosexuals have every right to be married. Marriage might have begun religious, but it's not anymore. What do two atheist lovers call it? Marriage. What do a Jewish and Christian couple call it? Marriage. what do reasonable people call it? Lifetime enslavement to a horrible whiny-ass bitch that'll suck the life from your very bones.
But I digress.
The only reason why we don't think it's allowable is because the giant invisible man in the sky said so when we were kids.
Need I say more?
Xil wrote...
Gambler wrote...
Although I feel sorry for the accused if he is genuinely innocent, I can't help but feel that such articles tend to leave certain details out, perhaps in the favour of either party.Like some of you mentioned, there were no details on why the mother and son were out early in the morning, nor the track record of the man.
Great point. It's often impossible to get both sides of the story through any type of news system... which is annoying. Makes it too easy to be mislead.
However, if this man was just standing naked in his kitchen making coffee... I say bravo.
Besides, there would not even be a problem if nudity was not so frowned upon in the US(I think this was in the US?).
Therefor, we should sue the mother for withholding information from her son which would have prevented this traumatizing event. Who's with me?!
Like was explained at the source, the woman's husband is a cop. So naturally, they're going to bend and break the rules and omit stuff to put the guy away.
So, from what I understand, mother and son trespass across guy's yard and see him while trespassing.
Plus the cops are on her side because her hubby's in the area's force.
Yeah, there's no credibility with cops and the justice system.
Plus the cops are on her side because her hubby's in the area's force.
Yeah, there's no credibility with cops and the justice system.
DevilDevilish wrote...
Morning Star wrote...
sv51macross wrote...
DevilDevilish wrote...
I, uhh... A question for you peoples who do it more than once a day, You don't feel any effect on your body? I mean totally fine?Nope. Completely fine here [and I don't even need lotion, YAY for uncut!]. Not desensitized either.
I also agree, I mean I probably go at it at least 3 maybe 4 times a day.
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Also...for me lotion is FTL...I hate the slimy, oily feeling...
Okay then, thanks for the info peoples.
It's just I hear sometimes that it is rather unhealthy for the organ itself.
Well sure, its possible to desensitize the penis through rough handling, or possibly break it, but if you've gotten to that point you really do need help.
Morning Star wrote...
Hoshi wrote...
Um well for me I'm in the clear!My girl Likes Hentai. "in fact she was the first to bring it up in our relationship!"
I'm into Futa as well, Fist time I had shown it to my girl i thought she would turn it away, but she just told me she had always liked it and wished she was born a Futa!
:3
Hmmm, but i think you should not hide what you like from her, but try to show it to her in slow steps! if you push it on her to fast she may freak out and take it the wrong way I think.
:}
Holy shit...this is either an epic post or all lies.
Well, I'm e-friends with an established woman who constantly bemoans the lack of a penis with which to use in her bisexual encounters.
DevilDevilish wrote...
I, uhh... A question for you peoples who do it more than once a day, You don't feel any effect on your body? I mean totally fine?Nope. Completely fine here [and I don't even need lotion, YAY for uncut!]. Not desensitized either.
It depends on how accepting she is. She can either be horrified, disgusted, nonplussed, or aroused. Hope for one of the latter two and hope she understands the difference between lolicon and pedophile.
BTW...what manga were those!?!
BTW...what manga were those!?!
Cool Pyramid guys! :D
Doing the math, my number comes out to about 9490 times so far, with a margin of +500 to account for conservative estimation.
Doing the math, my number comes out to about 9490 times so far, with a margin of +500 to account for conservative estimation.
This seemed inappropriate for the nosebleed section, and I can't recall a thread like this existing, so I'll start one. Basically, contribute one or two vids, 2D or 3D, that you think are bang-on fuckin' hawt. All subjects and fetishes that are legal and within the site rules (no CP, no ws/scat/guro)
I'll kick-off with a very steamy amature lesbian vid. A pregnant woman making playful love to a GF, involving a can of reddi-whip along the way. (not in Eng, but not needed)
http://video.xnxx.com/video116075/pregnant_gal_and_girlfriend_in_kitchen_fun
[BTW, stuff from Xvideos takes awhile to load.]
I'll kick-off with a very steamy amature lesbian vid. A pregnant woman making playful love to a GF, involving a can of reddi-whip along the way. (not in Eng, but not needed)
http://video.xnxx.com/video116075/pregnant_gal_and_girlfriend_in_kitchen_fun
[BTW, stuff from Xvideos takes awhile to load.]
To me, crying is for pussies. Yes, you can spew all that new-age crap about 'feelings' and such bollocks but I believe in the old-fashioned train of thought that crying shows emotional weakness.
I admit I've come close a few times, but I honestly cannot remember what the last thing I cried about was
I admit I've come close a few times, but I honestly cannot remember what the last thing I cried about was
As long as you guys have Sabine Schmitz, I don't care about anything else. [Seriously, perfect woman!]
In all seriousness, Germany looks like an awesome place to live, were it not for the restrictive gun laws. Though, Germany to me...dunno how to put it...seems kind of chilly and mechanical.
In all seriousness, Germany looks like an awesome place to live, were it not for the restrictive gun laws. Though, Germany to me...dunno how to put it...seems kind of chilly and mechanical.
Nyuuu wrote...
situation in germany: difficult.i solved the problem my way:
the first round in my pistol is a blank one, i can fire it at a burglar straight away when i see him. if he tries to assault/kill me then and does NOT give up like a smart person would do, i give him some pepper rounds. in the worst case i can still pull my .38 when he's under effect of the pepper, and if i really still need it then my life was endangered enough even for german judges to accept it.
the german law says that as long as the proportion is kept, i can use any weapon to defend myself. that means no shotguns against someone barehanded etc., but if he has a knife and wants to kill me i MAY blow his head off. i may only kill if my health is seriously endangered.
the only trouble is how to get a gun :|
very strict regulations - no full-auto-rifles or SMGs. no softpoints-rounds.
You don't need full-auto...probably make more damage than the burblar, esp in European apts. One well-placed 7.62x39mm round from a semi AK or a couple hits with 5.56 NATO will put him out of commission. Besides, same ruls pretty much in the US, no automatic weps (though there are legal ways...)
What I don't get are restrictions on hollow-points. They are specifically designed with self-defense in mind; they inflict maximum wounding and ensure that there is no over-penetration [and thus accidental wounding/killing of innocent bystanders. If a guy survives shrapnel blossoming in his gut...well...Captain Superman! I do understand the hazard presented to the dock pulling the bullet out...but I gotta say, when do docs pull the bullet out with bare fingers? My mom (RN) says that (at least American) doctors never do it by hand, they always use forceps. Different in Europe?
Fiery_penguin_of_doom wrote...
sv51macross wrote...
Umm...then what about all the AR-15s currently made by DPMS, Bushmaster, Colt, ect? And all the nice, tasty semiauto AKs? The assault weapons ban expired a couple years ago.And the AA-12 is the shit. Though I do agree with its 'destructive device' status. AKs and ARs can be taken hunting. An automatic shotgun...I'd prefer playing with those fin-stabilized HEAT shells (yeah, those are more illegal than the AA-12 itself!) IMO the coolest shotgun is the Benelli M4 Super-90, or the Remington 870 w/folding stock. (the latter running on cool factor)
Assault rifles have certain details that separate it form things like the Ar-15.
Link.
I'm not as much of a gun fan as you so if you come up with contradicting evidence I'll side with you on it.
Okay, we're using different defs I guess. I consider an assault rifle an assault rifle whether or not it has auto/burst/select fire, but apparently to the feds an AR or semiauto AK is just a normal semi rifle with a really big magazine (and same with the SIG 556, Steyr AUG semiauto, ect). So technically you're right. But still, one doesn't need automatic fire to get good results. I've seen youtube vids of AR's begin fired at around 5rds/sec and still getting damn good groupings. (not sure of AK's, nutnfancy reports that one looses sight every time it fires...not hard to believe, but one thinks that an AK such as the KTR-08 with a heavier fore-end and a stock very close to being in-line with the barrel, recoil is reduced...I'm off topic here, sorry.)