sv51macross Posts
Quadratic wrote...
iSquall wrote...
lol wut?Didn't know there were so many female members on Fakku.
Oh wait..
ZiggyOtaku wrote...
You think I'm a prude ;pWell, I am to a degree. To random male people.
Wat is this.
It's saying 'fuck off creep' in a witty manner.
I'll try and find the Bill Maher clip he talked about it in but in one of his comedic routines he was talking about how a school teacher was convicted of stat-rape for having sex with her 13 y/o student. He was of the opinion that she was being prosecuted too harshly as there is a difference in boys and girls that makes them ready for sex at different ages. His quote was; "Traumatized? He was traumatized by the experience? I wish I was so 'traumatized' at that age, I bet every guy here wishes they were 'traumatized like that."
Just something to mull over.
Just something to mull over.
jmason wrote...
Three years ago me and my buds went out on a swimming resort that advertised "pool waves" and tall, huge twisted water slides from high towers beside the pools.We decided to try out the biggest slide in the place - I went up the 8th storey of the tower and slid down the top slide - it was fast and slightly disorienting. Halfway I tried to slow down a bit since I noticed I was picking up too much speed. I finally reached the end of the slide and slid down and landed on water, high on a bit of adrenaline. A few of my buds were clapping near the poolside (some of them were afraid of heights). As I was bowing back to them like a maestro after a performance (I was still behind the end of the slide), one of my fat friends bludgered me from behind - he didn't know I slid a few seconds before him - and he ended up landing on the back of my head, near the neck.
I went home with a headache and a very sore neck that lasted for 2 days.
Sheeeeiiit! Hold on though, did you drift in front of another slide or was he just really, really inattentive at the top getting on after you?
I didn't think there were so many like-minded individuals on Fakku. Anal-Free zone yay!
On another note, has anyone noticed that LasVagas's avitar is a girl getting knifed up her vagina? Perhaps there's a reason he want to do it anally...
On another note, has anyone noticed that LasVagas's avitar is a girl getting knifed up her vagina? Perhaps there's a reason he want to do it anally...
I'm afraid of both shaving and waxing personally because I think that I'll either slice into or rip out somehow the femoral artery (on my it's like right at the surface, I can feel it under the skin and see it, dunno about others).
Rbz wrote...
You obviously have a sexual attraction to Jacob.Everyone has a sexual attraction to Jacob.
So I just saw the E3 demo footage on youtube..you know, the mission in the snow with that stupid-ass heartbeat monitor. anyway...
FUKKEN AWESOME!!!!! Totally stoked for it to come out!
FUKKEN AWESOME!!!!! Totally stoked for it to come out!
(just remembered)
I once spent six hours trying to figure out why my RX-7 wouldn't start after replacing a sensor behind the engine.
Anyone want to guess what the problem was?
And here she is in full glory if anyone wants to see.
Now that I reflect...not many people here will get the bone-headedness of my mistake.
I once spent six hours trying to figure out why my RX-7 wouldn't start after replacing a sensor behind the engine.
Anyone want to guess what the problem was?
Spoiler:
And here she is in full glory if anyone wants to see.
Spoiler:
Now that I reflect...not many people here will get the bone-headedness of my mistake.
Tsurayu wrote...
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/10/05/loli-ban-opponents-mentally-illHaha, I just had to revive the topic for this.
I mean their annoying, cockroach-like determination is one thing, but to actually have the audacity to call their opponents mentally-ill for not supporting an immediate ban on lolicon? That might just be the greatest thing I've read all morning.
I mean I hate Sankaku Complex, and chances are this story is bullshit for the very reason that it comes from SC, but it is too damn funny not to mention.
My favorite line is "It is nonsense to suggest you need evidence to support a ban.” In that case, I want to ban Equality Now and all other supporters of the anti-lolicon movement! What? It's nonsense that I should have to give evidence to support banning them. XD
Damn, I doubt even lazyasschilipepper would disagree with this necrobump! Seriously, what the hell is with Equality Now?
And while I agree that Sankaku has alot of disinformation, they do line up some very tasty porn/H galleries.
First was a SNES (Nintendo 16?) and some form or another of Super Mario.
But I consider my first real system to be a PS1, and what else, Gran Turismo 2!
But I consider my first real system to be a PS1, and what else, Gran Turismo 2!
Tsujoi wrote...
sv51macross wrote...
But then how can you enjoy cucking-out your GF/wife?
What?
Cuckolding...you know, having your sig-other being fucked by other guys, sometimes while you watch, sometimes unprotected...its a sub/dom thing.
Waar wrote...
Tsujoi wrote...
Waar wrote...
i don't like men's penis to be anything?Waar likes it to be smooth, like Ken's crotch area.
I would prefer my dick be the only one in the universe yes, would you wish otherwise?
But then how can you enjoy cucking-out your GF/wife?
Tsurayu wrote...
I prefer a small patch. Really I don't care as long as their isn't a bunch of hair on the lips, or labia majora if you prefer, that's gross. Other than that I don't care. XDWhat about, in your case, men?
As long as its controlled I don't mind. A trimmed, orderly bush is okay all the way down to bare skin, but uncontrolled jungle is...ughh.
Mine's slightly curved up and has a slight kink to the left.
But ideally, I'd have a canine penis. Dog penises have a blood-inflated knot at the base that locks them inside the female while they cum, and in the case of humans female anatomy, continually presses against the clitoral tissue and the g-spot. Can you say chained, multiple orgasms?
But ideally, I'd have a canine penis. Dog penises have a blood-inflated knot at the base that locks them inside the female while they cum, and in the case of humans female anatomy, continually presses against the clitoral tissue and the g-spot. Can you say chained, multiple orgasms?
Any anime that isn't serious. Lucky Star, K-On!, One Peice, ect. The only exception I make is Strike Witches, and that's because of the WWII dogfighting/big-guns themes.

