The Jesus Posts

Excel Saga amvs are pretty much always win.

This is who I'm voting for. I don't care if its "throwing away" my vote. He's the only one who can truly get this country, maybe even the world, straightened out.

Hahaha... penguins

I'm not bitching and I'm completely aware that this is a completely frivolous matter, but still the omission of anything saying that the product might not work the way they say it will is deceptive. I'm smarter than that and while I can speak for mankind in general, there are a lot of people that are smart enough to realize it as well. However, there are a lot of stupid fucking people out there and who knows what they infer from ads like those. Theoretically, it could work, but in actuality, the most that would come from it would be the FTC advising them to add a disclaimer.

I'll admit, I do like the new booru-esque style for the image gallery. Although, that particular one isn't my favorite and I've always had issues, albeit minor ones, with it. I spend a lot of time on Danbooru and when I go to other imageboards, its always a little weird.

I was going to post the full name of THC and also a little bit about cannabinoids and all that shit, but neurobiology pisses me the fuck off.

You know she got married to Masato Nakamura from Dreams Come True, which I think is a little weird because he's 29 years older than her, and she's planning to leave the band by the end of the year.

There's only one logical course of action. You must do battle. There can be only one!!!

I'm talking about technicalities in advertising laws. They're advertising with the intent of selling their product. Regardless of whether they are exaggerating, as you said, they are implying that you're gonna get some if you use it. I am completely aware that its a marketing ploy, but they left themselves open. If you use it and women aren't attracted to you, you have every right to sue because they never, at any point, say that it it might not happen.

I've been in plenty of fights. Most of them were my brother and the worst that ever happened was when I stomped his hand and crushed one of his fingers. One time I got into a fight with him and, you should know beforehand that I have a weak blood vessel in my nose, we never finished because he caught me in the face, barely touched my nose, but it started gushing blood. It wasn't enough for me to have to go to the hospital, but I lost a lot. Then there was another time, I'm pretty sure I've told some of you, he was pissing me off so I grabbed him by an arm and a leg and threw him into a wall so hard that there was a big ass fucking hole in it. The best fight I had with him was like 3 seconds and I doubt you can even call it a fight. He was fucking with me, I don't even remember what it was about because I was like 8 and he was 10. I fucking lost it, caught him the jaw hard as hell once, and he was out cold for a few minutes.

The only time I had the opportunity to actually fight someone I didn't know was about 5 years ago. At the time my brother was having some problems with a bunch of bloods that were acting like they were the shit in my neighborhood. One day, like 10 or 12 of them busted into my backyard, jumped my brother and 4 of our friends, broke my brother's nose, and did some other shit. I wasn't outside at the time, but I managed to stop one of them. I didn't actually put any effort into holding him back, I just had my arm out and he was trying to get away, but I looked him dead in the eye and told him straight up that he wasn't going anywhere. It happened really fast, so all I remember is that I was about to put this mother fucker's head through the window of my mom's car door and out of no where he catches me in the eye with a weak fucking punch and runs like a bitch. I swear, I've been punched harder by 5 year olds. After that, there were a couple other incidents. I was trying to stay out of all the bullshit, but every time that asshole was involved. One of the last times, I got pissed off and before I was even 10 feet from him, he fucking ran. Before that I would see him on the street when he was alone and he'd fucking look at the ground or try to avoid being anywhere close to me. I wasn't even that intimidating, I was like 5'4" and maybe 135lbs. Well anyway, I started to actually look for him because I wanted to, you know, teach him a lesson. I had a lot of friends with big fucking mouths, so apparently he found out and moved to another town.

It would be very easy to sue Axe or Tag for false advertisement. In all of the commercials where guys are getting jumped by women, they don't have a disclaimer saying that it won't actually get you jumped by women. In fact, even if its just for the sake of humor, they state that you will have women jumping your bone and caution you about using it in the general vicinity of large groups of them.

To me its just a little scary...

I know, its one of my personality faults. I'm trying to work on not doing it so much, but sometimes it happens.

Basilisk - Kouga Ninpou Chou

Noein - Idea

Gundam Seed Destiny OP2 - Pride
I haven't even watched the series yet, but High and Mighty Color is the shit.

To the second power.

I saw some picture today that made me wish they were censored. Some people really suck at drawing pussy. Some mistakes are okay, but when they look like gaping holes that presumably lead to alternate dimensions, I find that censoring becomes logical.

Is it fair to assume you haven't smoked crack before. I have, and I should really just leave it at that.

Nah, there's Degree for men. Degree is win, end of discussion.

Everyone has to go sometime. That's not to say it doesn't suck that he died, but I think its more important to celebrate death than to mourn it. That's why I've already made plans for my funeral. I'm wanna have fucking clowns running around throwing fireballs and shit, doing flips, falling down, whatever the fuck they do. There's gonna be a all kinds of great shit like a big ass petting zoo, alcohol, fireworks, gambling, monkeys with silly hats. Even if I can't save enough money to get all of that shit, I want there to be a big ass fucking party to celebrate my death because as long as I don't go out like a pussy, I win.