The Jesus Posts
artcellrox wrote...
Every decent user here.I don't think I've ever read the rules. If I break them, people tell me.
I'm not decent, but I've been here for 4 years and I haven't been banned. The worst that's happened to me is having a couple threads moved to a different section. I love being on Fakku and I don't want to get hit with a temporary ban, but in the past I've been a fucking asshole, and I'm surprised I haven't been banned or even gotten a time out for some of the shit I've said.
DanteCount wrote...
Just don't listen to that shit while on acid, you might start seeing death in the flesh.I did 10 really good hits of acid, I know because I was in the parking lot of a place where a "Grateful" Dead show was. I never saw the show because I spent like $250 on drugs. What I remember was racing some kind of giraffe/fairy/dog around the parking lot, and I fucking won. In retrospect, I was just running, but I was so fucked up that I really thought I was in a race against a magical creature.
Getting back to the subject, I doubt listening to the song on acid would be any more than a normal mindfuck.
Right now I'm fucking drunk and I'm having trouble finding any threads for the 1st waifu game, especially the list. If you could hook it up, that would be awesome.
I might be pushing it, but if you could hit me up with links to any of the other waifu games and/or lists... that would be cool beans.
If you could hit me up with that shit, I'll give you respect knuckles.
I might be pushing it, but if you could hit me up with links to any of the other waifu games and/or lists... that would be cool beans.
If you could hit me up with that shit, I'll give you respect knuckles.
DanteCount wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
DanteCount wrote...
Something like thisThere's mad versions of the song, but that's the best version. I have an mp3 of it.
Yeah me to, I listen to it when I'm feeling a little gloomy.
I can understand the gloomy thing, but I like to listen to it when I'm high. Last month I slipped up and did some heroin. I listened to it and it was a million times more awesome.
kitakaze wrote...
For my third waifu I claimMihoshi Kuramitsu
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Because dark-skin ditz love ❤
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Since I claimed Kiyone did I fuck up your Tenchi sweep?
DanteCount wrote...
Something like thisThere's mad versions of the song, but that's the best version. I have an mp3 of it.
The second Jericho came back I was wondering how long it would be until he turned heel.
As for Batista, in the Scorpion King 3 trailers, have you noticed that he doesn't have a major role. I guess on top of being a bullshit wrestler, he sucks at acting too.
As for Batista, in the Scorpion King 3 trailers, have you noticed that he doesn't have a major role. I guess on top of being a bullshit wrestler, he sucks at acting too.
Viktor Reznov wrote...
Optimus Prime. He's died so many damn times, I may as well see it as him. As for personality, I'd say it should act like Conan O'Brien. If I had to meet death, I'd at least would like to have a laugh before he kills me.Coco is awesome, but I think Bernie Mac would be a better choice. Imagine Optimus Prime with Bernie Mac's personality... that would be some awesome shit.
Take samples from DnD and all the other tabletop games. Then mix that shit together and make your own game. If you do it right, it will be awesome and you can make money off of it.
Rise-chan wrote...
Now you get serious retarded posts. Have fun with this thread. :PSince I was drunk and watching "The Count of Monte Cristo" when I posted this, I doubt I had high expectations, as far as responses are concerned.
high_time wrote...
Sometimes I got this pounding sensation in my ass at random~Check for EMF, you might be getting ass-fucked by ghosts.
I don't think death can be personified, but this is the what I think death would look like...

I like the idea of a Grizzly snacking on some tasty treats being a metaphor for death. There's no reason to suspect that death is constantly on your ass, but if you get on it's bad side, you're fucked.

I like the idea of a Grizzly snacking on some tasty treats being a metaphor for death. There's no reason to suspect that death is constantly on your ass, but if you get on it's bad side, you're fucked.
The only way to deal with negative emotions is to fully embrace them.
My brother died from cancer about 4 years ago. Instead of being in a hospital, he chose to be at home. I prefer sleeping on the couch, in the living room, and that's where he was the entire time. Since we were brothers, not only was he my greatest rival, but he was also my best friend. The last time I saw him alive, it was so horrifying that I had to drink until I passed out.
Looking back at it, my brother dying should have destroyed me, but it didn't. It's not that I'm cold or insensitive, I've just come to a state of being where I can appreciate the balance between life and death in a way that most people can't.
Just like positive emotions, you have to embrace negative emotions completely. Emotions are instinctual. In order to acquire a greater understanding of who you are, it is essential that you embrace the experience, regardless of how much pain you have to endure.
My brother died from cancer about 4 years ago. Instead of being in a hospital, he chose to be at home. I prefer sleeping on the couch, in the living room, and that's where he was the entire time. Since we were brothers, not only was he my greatest rival, but he was also my best friend. The last time I saw him alive, it was so horrifying that I had to drink until I passed out.
Looking back at it, my brother dying should have destroyed me, but it didn't. It's not that I'm cold or insensitive, I've just come to a state of being where I can appreciate the balance between life and death in a way that most people can't.
Just like positive emotions, you have to embrace negative emotions completely. Emotions are instinctual. In order to acquire a greater understanding of who you are, it is essential that you embrace the experience, regardless of how much pain you have to endure.
"All-nighters" are natural to me. There are times when I sleep at night, but for the most part, I sleep during the day. I'm not a goth or fag vampire douchebag, I just prefer to be awake at night because it's less likely that I'll be bothered by other people.
I've been a non-virgin since I was somewhere between 8 and 10. I remember it pretty well because I was the only one among my friends that knew sex was more than bouncing on top of a girl, naked.
Tegumi wrote...
MisterE wrote...
You call that frazzly hair? This is some fucked up hair.
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(Took that pic just now after mussing up my hair. That's some sexiness if I do say so myself. :P)
Pff that's not so bad. If I tried that I'd either need an obtuse amount of gel or it'd just end up a tangled mess.
How long is your hair? Judging from your picture, your hair is way too long to use gel. You'd probably have to use wax, and from experience, I can say its not worth the time, effort, or price.
I'd transfer my consciousness into a tree. Obviously, I'd be a bit nervous, seeing as how I would be defenseless against assholes, land developers, and lumberjacks. As for whether I'd change, I'd have to. I would be a tree and I'd have to adapt to the experience of existing as a tree.
I deal with negative emotions by feeling them. There's nothing wrong with feeling pissed off or upset. What I don't do is get so lost in emotion that I let it influence my actions.
Fruid wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
Fruid wrote...
There are four different tablets in a pill jar. Two of the tablets are similar, and two of the tablets are not similar to each other. A human takes one tablet and dies. A different human takes another tablet and dies. How many tablets are in the jar?That's fucking stupid. Since 2 people took 2 tablets, there are still 2 tablets in the jar.
I don't get what the fuck is going on here, but I posted something and people started posting completely irrelevant bullshit. How about we get back to the OT and stop with the nonsense.
How do you know that for sure? I never specified that the tablets came from the jar. You're response means you have a strong level of decisiveness, however you may have a tendency to decide too fast and therefore miss the entire scenario.
I'm judging you. Not the other way around.
I was drunk so my ability to make decisions was limited. Pas de touché my friend.


