The Jesus Posts
Captain Kip wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
I drink White Horse whiskey. It's cheap and gets the job done.I like your thinking! The Jesus, if you so choose to accept this offer, I'll include you as a member of Drunk Force 7. Should you accept I'll write you into the original work I've been writing and grant your character 1 alcohol-related superpower of your choice.
I have to decline. I do have an alcohol-related superpower already. I can drink enough to kill a normal person from alcohol poisoning, and keep going. I've come to the conclusion that the reason I rarely get sick is because there's so much alcohol in my body, that germs and shit can't survive.
artcellrox wrote...
HungLikeAZombie wrote...
lets hope his son is not as crazy...His son is a gamer. One who Il wanted to disown for being to addicted to the stuff, IIRC.
Even if that's true, he was chosen over his 2 older brothers. I think there might be problems with his leadership, seeing as how he has not vanquished any mythical beasts.
On a camping trip, I couldn't help myself. I went out into the woods and fapped. What made it so weird was that, at that time, the camp grounds had seen more bear activity than it had in like 30 years. I remember I was in a horse stance in the woods, beating my cock, and I heard bear sounds from at least 2 different directions. I finished and lit a couple cigarettes... apparently bears don't like cigarettes. I went back to my tent satisfied, and woke up not having been attacked by bears. By my standards, the camping trip was an overall success.
If I walked in on someone beating off, if I didn't leave the room, I'd probably just stare them awkwardly.
When you realize that seeing little girls in sexual situations, in any way, is wrong, I think you're making progress toward being a respectable person.
With any anime/manga that goes on for a long period of time, I was considering giving it, up. However, the Xcution arc they're going with right now, I've been more interested in Bleach than I have been for awhile. This is something completely different from the Shinigami vs. Hollow motif. The way the manga has gone so far, I think there's a lot of potential to revitalize the series.
I've never heard the sex talk. I was a smart kid, so I pretty much figured how it happens at a very young age.
If my junk started talking, I'd bug the fuck out. So long as I can fap, I'm not opposed to self-mutilation. Even if it is my most precious part, if any part of my body steps out of line, it's my body and I will assert my dominance.
I think if you're married to the Black Lilium title, you should just go with Black Lilium. Unless you have an actual studio, using the word "studios" in the name would be kind of misleading.
Personally, I think "Black Lilium" sounds kind of gothfag, but if that's what you want to call your circle, who am I to judge?
Personally, I think "Black Lilium" sounds kind of gothfag, but if that's what you want to call your circle, who am I to judge?
I've been thinking of euphemisms for years, but my favorite is "sliding salami into the meat pocket." It's not a winner, but it makes me laugh.
