The Jesus Posts

Zhuge Liang... he might not have been able to physically kick ass, but he was a tactical genius and his record speaks for itself.

Do whatever I'm gonna do.

It's a great idea, assuming that hell exists on this plane of existence. If hell existed on another plane of existence, our laws of physics probably wouldn't mean shit.

I have asthma, so I'm on Symbicort and Singulair, which seem to work pretty well, considering the fact that I smoke way too much. As for my psychological bullshit, I'm on Pristiq and Pexeva, which helps stabilize my moods, but I can't function in most social situations without my Klonopin.

I'm claiming Unchou Kan'u from Ikkitousen.

I'm gonna go with shape-shifting. People are horrible to begin with. Imagine what would happen if they could make themselves look like anyone else.

I suck when it comes to getting presents for people. The 2 events being so close together cancel each other out. I've come to an understanding with my mom... as long as she doesn't give me a present, I don't have to give her one.

If you managed to work it out so you never had to pay him back, I wouldn't hold it against you. Sometimes people are too nice, and if you're a good person, sometimes you're the most qualified to teach people that they need to be more discerning about who they're nice too.

I'd smack him in the face and say, "You're it."

If it's a waitress instead of a waiter, and she's reasonably attractive, I'd want to know what kind of off-menu appetizers are available.

I'm not too enthusiastic about driving anything. I know myself. The idea of me controlling at least a ton of metal capable of moving more than 20mph should terrify most people.

It's no where near as bad as my birthday. Mine is May 12th, so regardless of what day it's on, we always celebrate my birthday and Mother's Day together.

You better pay him back. The fact of the matter is that you have a job, so you can buy food, but you let the nice old man buy something for you. I don't know the exact circumstances, but if you had any money on you, you took advantage of another person's kindness.

Personally, I don't like accepting help from other people. I'm an independent woman, even though I'm a man. Unless I need some alcohol, I know how to make my own way in life, even if it is on the streets. I'm a nice guy, so even if $1 would help me out, the most I'd ask for is 25 cents. If I'm living on the streets, that's my shit, and improving my situation is on me.

Think about it this way, if God exists, whether or not we can understand it, it is defined my a certain set of parameters. Assuming that the new age people are right, there are at least 11 dimensions, and each dimension has its limitations. Assuming that the highest dimension is God itself, the mere fact that it exists means that it is bound by a set of laws. If it wasn't it would swallow up everything, even those on a lower plane of existence until there was nothing left.



I won't even get into it, but Aquinian reasoning is crap. Whether or not you can observe it, all things die. Over time, even the most durable materials decay. The fact that, at some point, God will die, is a matter of logic.

Think about it this way, God creates all things, but God is just as real as anything it creates. Eventually, everything succumbs to the passage of time. Creation is one step in a process that inevitably ends in death. There will come a time when God, if it is sentient, will understand will come to understand this, if it hasn't already. Death is the counterpart of creation. When the very first thing, God, came into existence, Death followed it.

I think there was a mistake when I was circumcised. I do know, for a fact, that I was circumcised, I'm just not too sure they got everything when I got clipped.

I don't get to use it often, but my favorite word is ephemeral. I've come to realize that it is the most accurate way to describe anything. There are only 2 constants, shit changes and it ends. I know a lot of people will be pissed because of this, but it is inevitable that God will die. There's no way that god could just exist, it had to have come from something. I don't want to get into a theological argument, but Death's reach extends to everything, no matter how great it is. In the end, Death will take God, and then itself.

All things are ephemeral. No matter how long something lasts, death is inevitable.

I've always had this hidden strength that I could tap into to push through anything. However, around the time I started high school, my mental bullshit started to really fuck me up. So, if I could write a letter to my younger self, I'd tell myself to power through the bullshit and that when my friend comes over with cigarettes I should destroy them, because that's when everything started falling apart.

The only reason you think your life has no meaning is because you're weighing yourself down by external bullshit. If you think you need to escape, you'll carry an insane amount of weight on your shoulders, until you meet a premature death.

Take a good amount of time to look at yourself and understand how fucked up you are. You are yourself, do what you need to do. Think about it, you said, "all they want is conformity." Who's expecting you to excel, the people around you, or yourself? Are your ideas failures to others, or you? Do you really want to see the world, or do you just want to get away from the people who are closest to you?

Family and friends are important, but eventually they're all gonna die, and you might be the last one standing. When you look at the "successful" people in your life, why do you measure yourself against them? You are you and everyone else is irrelevant.

You are you. Stop being so fucking stupid, and find your own parameters for success. You can't measure your ability to succeed by the standards that others use, because you're not them. Be real and do what the fuck you gotta do.

I've had black, despite the fact that I wanted blue, and it only made me fiend for blue like a heroin addict.



I won't say you're wrong, but there are different methods employed during production, depending on what company is making it. I'd never drink any Johnnie Walker that was 1 year, I don't even know how I could, in good conscience, but even it was a year old, I'm sure it would be better than any other brand of the same age.

How the fuck does this qualify as a request? I wasn't asking anyone for shit, I was telling people to give me suggestions.



I'm looking for hentai to watch, not read. However, that's irrelevant. I'm not looking for random shit. I'm saying throw out some titles, so you have failed the Lightning Round.