The Jesus Posts
Its sad that I gave a "Basic Skills" scenario, and no one managed to give an appropriate response.
From the responses I've received in this thread, it seems that the majority of Fakkers have an IQ equivalent to that of a vegetable. If you want to prove me wrong, read the OP and post a relevant response.
From the responses I've received in this thread, it seems that the majority of Fakkers have an IQ equivalent to that of a vegetable. If you want to prove me wrong, read the OP and post a relevant response.
PumpJack McGee wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
I'm not sure I'm gonna claim a 6th waifu. I'm qualified to claim one, but if I did, there are so many worthy choices, that claiming one would be unfair to all the others. I wish I was more schizophrenic, because it would make choosing a 6th waifu a lot easier.I wonder- if a member doesn't use up all their claim slots, if someone else can use them up instead?
Because that'd get pretty interesting.
All users participating in the game are allowed 1 claim for each round. Claims are non-transferable. If they were, there would be people with like 50 waifu, and that's just fucked up.
Waar wrote...
the 6th waifu bonus exists for anyone with a total of 4 games so far (this next being your 5th)I might not even use my bonus claim. From the beginning, my 5 waifu have been the same.
Fruid wrote...
There are four different tablets in a pill jar. Two of the tablets are similar, and two of the tablets are not similar to each other. A human takes one tablet and dies. A different human takes another tablet and dies. How many tablets are in the jar?That's fucking stupid. Since 2 people took 2 tablets, there are still 2 tablets in the jar.
I don't get what the fuck is going on here, but I posted something and people started posting completely irrelevant bullshit. How about we get back to the OT and stop with the nonsense.
Darkhilt wrote...
I bought you.I highly doubt that. If I was up for sale, not only would I be too expensive to buy, but there would be certain conditions that would have to be met for anyone to buy me,
Kouki wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
Women are on Fakku because they're looking for ideal husbands... end of discussion.Wishful thinking yeaaah!
It isn't wishful thinking. People with similar dispositions relate better to one another. I might have been jumping the gun, saying they're looking for ideal husbands, but couples with similar interests tend to have more successful relationships.
I'm not sure I'm gonna claim a 6th waifu. I'm qualified to claim one, but if I did, there are so many worthy choices, that claiming one would be unfair to all the others. I wish I was more schizophrenic, because it would make choosing a 6th waifu a lot easier.
Talk about yourself and I'll tell you whether I like you or I'd cut your throat.
It's a fun game...
There really isn't anything interesting going on in the Random section. So, why not talk about yourself and let me judge whether I'd accept you as someone worthy of living, or someone worth sacrificing in an Aztec ritual, because it would be cool.
It's a fun game...
There really isn't anything interesting going on in the Random section. So, why not talk about yourself and let me judge whether I'd accept you as someone worthy of living, or someone worth sacrificing in an Aztec ritual, because it would be cool.
Triboy wrote...
Was it the Spanish that wiped out the Mayans or am I confused about something else?One could say that it was the Mayans who did it, but the reality is that they never were wiped out.
ToyManC wrote...
A culture that predicts the end of the world, but fails to predict the destruction of their own society, cannot be trusted.That kind of ignorance frustrates me. The Mayans knew their culture was in danger of being wiped out due to war and natural disaster, so they chose to abandon their cities. Their are descendants of the Mayans still living today.
Captain Kip wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
Captain Kip wrote...
Actually I'm a dirty martini, a dirty, dirty martini... (also, I have a beard, penis, lack internal reproductive organs and lack breasts, wear men's clothes, and lived in the male barrack, figure it out geniuses...)Apparently, you're a woman disguised as a man.
If you're GAR you drink your alcohol straight. Once you start putting olives, lemons, or anything else in it, you're fucking with the integrity of the drink. A man drinks his alcohol straight, its alright if he has a chaser, because there are some types of alcohol that taste like shit.
Straight gin tastes like pine needles, adding vermouth, olive juice, and onions makes it taste like awesome. Also, tell me James Bond wasn't a man, the man made martinis sexy for men to drink. I drink scotch, tequila, rum, vodka, whiskey, and most other drinks straight, but gin, that needs help. I love it, but it's like the girl that actually nerds makeup, it's personality is lovely, but do something with that face for the love of God.
The only way to truly appreciate alcohol is to drink it straight. I've drunk a shit load of different types of alcohol and I'd rather have Mad Dog 20/20 or boxed wine than Gin. Despite the risk of going blind, I'd rather drink moonshine.
As for James Bond, he's a man's man, except for his choice in drinks. Martinis, shaken or stirred, are bullshit. The only reason why he should drink martinis is because he doesn't want to be too drunk if he's on a mission. He's an awesome spy, but I'd drink that son of a bitch under the table.
I think you should have either Dark Magician or Blue Eyes White Dragon choking the shit out of Dragonite to the point where his eyes are popping out of his fucking head.
This is something that I take personally. I despise the term hikikomori, because it has become a blanket term applied to people who are withdrawn from the outside world. There was a time when I thought I was a "hikikomori," but I have legitimate psychological issues that interfere with my ability to be a part of society in any way.
In this scenario there are 3 types of people, those who are incapable of functioning in society, those who struggle to find a way to function in society, and those who choose to withdraw from society because they're fucking cowards.
For people like me, we have an intense, almost agonizing, desire to be a part of society, but for whatever reason, it is something that is beyond our reach. To be grouped together with people who consciously remove themselves from society makes me fucking sick.
Hikikomori are fucking cowards.
In this scenario there are 3 types of people, those who are incapable of functioning in society, those who struggle to find a way to function in society, and those who choose to withdraw from society because they're fucking cowards.
For people like me, we have an intense, almost agonizing, desire to be a part of society, but for whatever reason, it is something that is beyond our reach. To be grouped together with people who consciously remove themselves from society makes me fucking sick.
Hikikomori are fucking cowards.
Captain Kip wrote...
Actually I'm a dirty martini, a dirty, dirty martini... (also, I have a beard, penis, lack internal reproductive organs and lack breasts, wear men's clothes, and lived in the male barrack, figure it out geniuses...)Apparently, you're a woman disguised as a man.
If you're GAR you drink your alcohol straight. Once you start putting olives, lemons, or anything else in it, you're fucking with the integrity of the drink. A man drinks his alcohol straight, its alright if he has a chaser, because there are some types of alcohol that taste like shit.
Waar wrote...
God has no gender, why do you ask, mortal?God might not have a gender, but if you look at the majority of the world religions, a lot, if not all, of the stories involve deities seducing women, or taking on masculine personality traits. In the instances of female deities, they are usually focused on specific things. Its logical to assume that God, if there is one, is male because males have qualities that are, for the most part, considered overbearing.
Darkhilt wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
Darkhilt wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
What about people in Samoa? They completely skipped Friday.>Implying people in samoa use Fakku
>Implying there are more than 300 computer devices in Samoa, including research and naval devices
What are you trying to say?
I'm not trying to imply anything. It's not everyday that a country shifts across the International Date Line. I just find the details of the process extremely interesting.
Nothing XD I find that whole process interesting as well but I'm just stating that if there is one Samoan that actually uses Fakku I would be surprised.
I don't know much about Samoa, so it wouldn't be right to make such an assumption.
Darkhilt wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
What about people in Samoa? They completely skipped Friday.>Implying people in samoa use Fakku
>Implying there are more than 300 computer devices in Samoa, including research and naval devices
What are you trying to say?
I'm not trying to imply anything. It's not everyday that a country shifts across the International Date Line. I just find the details of the process extremely interesting.
