The Jesus Posts

Its sad that I gave a "Basic Skills" scenario, and no one managed to give an appropriate response.

From the responses I've received in this thread, it seems that the majority of Fakkers have an IQ equivalent to that of a vegetable. If you want to prove me wrong, read the OP and post a relevant response.

All users participating in the game are allowed 1 claim for each round. Claims are non-transferable. If they were, there would be people with like 50 waifu, and that's just fucked up.



I might not even use my bonus claim. From the beginning, my 5 waifu have been the same.

That's fucking stupid. Since 2 people took 2 tablets, there are still 2 tablets in the jar.


I don't get what the fuck is going on here, but I posted something and people started posting completely irrelevant bullshit. How about we get back to the OT and stop with the nonsense.

I highly doubt that. If I was up for sale, not only would I be too expensive to buy, but there would be certain conditions that would have to be met for anyone to buy me,

It isn't wishful thinking. People with similar dispositions relate better to one another. I might have been jumping the gun, saying they're looking for ideal husbands, but couples with similar interests tend to have more successful relationships.

I'm not sure I'm gonna claim a 6th waifu. I'm qualified to claim one, but if I did, there are so many worthy choices, that claiming one would be unfair to all the others. I wish I was more schizophrenic, because it would make choosing a 6th waifu a lot easier.

Talk about yourself and I'll tell you whether I like you or I'd cut your throat.

It's a fun game...

There really isn't anything interesting going on in the Random section. So, why not talk about yourself and let me judge whether I'd accept you as someone worthy of living, or someone worth sacrificing in an Aztec ritual, because it would be cool.

Women are on Fakku because they're looking for ideal husbands... end of discussion.

One could say that it was the Mayans who did it, but the reality is that they never were wiped out.



That kind of ignorance frustrates me. The Mayans knew their culture was in danger of being wiped out due to war and natural disaster, so they chose to abandon their cities. Their are descendants of the Mayans still living today.

I claim Katsuragi Misato from Neon Genesis Evangelion

I wanna be dropped out of a plane, land on my head, and then be eaten by honey badgers.

The only way to truly appreciate alcohol is to drink it straight. I've drunk a shit load of different types of alcohol and I'd rather have Mad Dog 20/20 or boxed wine than Gin. Despite the risk of going blind, I'd rather drink moonshine.

As for James Bond, he's a man's man, except for his choice in drinks. Martinis, shaken or stirred, are bullshit. The only reason why he should drink martinis is because he doesn't want to be too drunk if he's on a mission. He's an awesome spy, but I'd drink that son of a bitch under the table.

I think you should have either Dark Magician or Blue Eyes White Dragon choking the shit out of Dragonite to the point where his eyes are popping out of his fucking head.

This is something that I take personally. I despise the term hikikomori, because it has become a blanket term applied to people who are withdrawn from the outside world. There was a time when I thought I was a "hikikomori," but I have legitimate psychological issues that interfere with my ability to be a part of society in any way.

In this scenario there are 3 types of people, those who are incapable of functioning in society, those who struggle to find a way to function in society, and those who choose to withdraw from society because they're fucking cowards.

For people like me, we have an intense, almost agonizing, desire to be a part of society, but for whatever reason, it is something that is beyond our reach. To be grouped together with people who consciously remove themselves from society makes me fucking sick.

Hikikomori are fucking cowards.

Apparently, you're a woman disguised as a man.

If you're GAR you drink your alcohol straight. Once you start putting olives, lemons, or anything else in it, you're fucking with the integrity of the drink. A man drinks his alcohol straight, its alright if he has a chaser, because there are some types of alcohol that taste like shit.

God might not have a gender, but if you look at the majority of the world religions, a lot, if not all, of the stories involve deities seducing women, or taking on masculine personality traits. In the instances of female deities, they are usually focused on specific things. Its logical to assume that God, if there is one, is male because males have qualities that are, for the most part, considered overbearing.

I don't know much about Samoa, so it wouldn't be right to make such an assumption.

What are you trying to say?

I'm not trying to imply anything. It's not everyday that a country shifts across the International Date Line. I just find the details of the process extremely interesting.

What about people in Samoa? They completely skipped Friday.

My only waifu, currently, is the exquisite Kan'u from Ikkitousen. Normally, I would ignore this thread, but I found an awesome new pic and wanted to show it off.