The Jesus Posts
Declawing a cat might seem like the right thing to do, but for cats, its torture. Scientific studies have concluded that declawing has adverse effects when cats use litter boxes. I've taken in a shit load of cats, over the course of my life, and I've done enough research to come to the conclusion that cats need their claws. If I was sober I could post a wall of text to defend my position, but as bad as cats can be with claws, they're better off with them.
Your best bet for increasing the size of your cock is by building up scar tissue. If you tear it up and give it time to heal... you'll increase in girth, length, and most importantly, endurance.
If you're talking about colonization... if there was no "America," the natives would be really happy. Not only would they be able to maintain their culture, they wouldn't be bothered by foreigners forcing them, at gunpoint, to live in places that are so eloquently called "reservations."
I don't know whether it would work or not, but I've always wondered why survivors of a zombie apocalypse don't try to secure their position with a really big band saw. If it doesn't work, whatever, but if it does, the zombies might get across, but they'll be a lot slower and easier to defend against without legs.
I'm gonna do what I always do, drink. People rarely come to my house, so it doesn't matter how drunk I am.
Pervy Fatman wrote...
the first ep of the second season was fairly good! I was surprised though with the Zombies in the church scene...didn't think that zombies where aware of such things.There's always room for Jesus in your heart, even if it isn't beating.
Anesthetize wrote...
Pretty sure like the female population of fakku has just like doubled since whenever.I guess that explains why Fakku is bleeding half to death.
Age wrote...
Yea if you put some paraphernalia in them.If by "paraphernalia" you mean any kind of drug... then, yes, brownies will get you high.
Personally, I like Ganja Goo Balls, especially the ones with mushrooms mixed in. If they're made properly, not only are they delicious, they also get you high as hell.
Legendary_Dollci wrote...
Sprite wrote...
Legendary_Dollci wrote...
MrShadowzs wrote...
Woh woh woh... wait where is Germany again, is that the place with the cheese and the snails.No thats france my friend....
Well I used to live in colorado and keep myself inform at all times whats happening there which is why I gotta alot of friends there as well...
Germany is a place of Sausage. beer and big breasted blondes LOL.......
The only contribution Germany gave to the world post middle ages-pre WWI was Bach.
We were talking about the special traits these lands have my dear fakku-er....
but anyways lets not get off the subject..
whats your opinion about the country buying millions of coffins and strangely the one that fits 3 or 4 adults in there.
I think its a step forward in the defense against zombies and other undead creatures. If there's one thing about the US government that I have faith in, it is keeping shit hidden from the public.
I'm cool with the mass procurement of coffins, so long as whatever goes into the coffins, stays in the coffins.
MrShadowzs wrote...
I doubt my wife would let me name our daughter Haruhi, but honestly I haven't given it much thoughtObviously you haven't.
you think she would let me name our son Kyon... no?
It depends on what she thinks of it. Personally, someone says "Kyon" out loud, it sounds kind of pretentious, but that's just me.
Normally, I'm not about paying attention or giving a shit. So, why was Zak banned and why is a big fucking deal?
If you wanna have an intense experience... drop some acid, go out into the woods, and punch some trees.
artcellrox wrote...
August 2008. All Community Club, Gulshan, Dhaka. Our band Absent Element's debut on the stage. We played Lips of an Angel, Dare you to Move and an at-the-time recently released popular Bengali rock track.An experience I will never forget, for that moment not only launched us into the underground rock scene of Dhaka, but also awakened me and made me realize who I really was. :)
Good for you, but I'm not talking about that kind of entertainment.
Maybe I should've been more specific, but this thread is meant to be about the crazy crap people do to get a few laughs.
Rito Ayasaki wrote...
Nope. Just smelling smoke causes me to:-Cough unnecessarily loud to the smoker
-Cover my nose with my shirt
-Look at them with disdain and pity
-Walk away making them feel bad and proving my point.
I'm at peace with my addiction. I'll quit at some point, but in the mean time, if you're gonna be a dick about what I'm doing, I'll track your ass down and blow smoke in your fucking face.
No matter what, if you close a door on your dick, the only lesson you'll learn is the pain of having your dick crushed in a door.
