The Jesus Posts
AvatarEnd wrote...
Abortion Clinic. Thus satisfying my unearthly desire to see other people die as well.Why not haunt the geriatric ward of a hospital or the ICU. If you did that, not only would you be able to see other people die, you'd also be able to feed on the emotions of those losing someone they love. Wandering ghosts feed off of negative emotions and I can't think of a better source of nourishment than a grieving family.
I motivate myself by hitting myself in the nuts with a hammer... then I tell myself, "If you don't go out there and do this shit, you're gonna suffer the consequences."
Haburi-Chan wrote...
Kind of hard to explain but if it's tighter you feel them being 'there' a lot easier. I imagine it works the same way for guys if they have a boner in tight clothes.Then again, I might be the only one.
And what I meant with occassional brush is when it's a full bus and strangers bump into you because it moves around. You know. Not intentional. XD
Honestly, a guy could be wearing mad layers in the snow and would still get hard if a good looking woman brushed up against his cock. Comparing nipples to a dick is like comparing a burger to a steak.
I get what you're saying about tight clothes. The problem is, at this point you only have a hypothesis. For the sake of science, I'd be willing to have you brush your nipples against me, and brush my cock against you in tight clothing, to measure the accuracy of your hypothesis.
PumpJack McGee wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
I'd imagine that taking it in the ass is painful. When life gives you lemons, most people make lemonade, but that's not all you can make. Sure, but personally- I don't think lemon juice would be the best as lube.
Obviously. Since lemon juice is acidic, it would probably burn like hell. Aside from that, it's got about the same consistency as water, which means it wouldn't be that effective as a lube.
For what it's worth, women are impressed by creativity. If life gives you lemons and all you can make is lemon juice, keep your expectations low.
1. Yeah, I'm doing exactly what you think I'm doing.
2. Whatever it is, it can wait. If there was anything important going on, I wouldn't be knuckle fucking.
3. Go away or I'll cut you.
2. Whatever it is, it can wait. If there was anything important going on, I wouldn't be knuckle fucking.
3. Go away or I'll cut you.
I'd imagine that taking it in the ass is painful. When life gives you lemons, most people make lemonade, but that's not all you can make.
I've always wondered about this. My brother was older than me by 2 years, but he died more than 2 years ago. So, does that mean I'm the older brother now?
ihatemy wrote...
Mr.TifaLockhart wrote...
Yes. For starters we're human.But then one has to wonder if being human is a valid use of measurement. For one thing, can you tell me what a human is? And I don't mean in the sense of we are made of such and such percentage of elements. If you jumble the same amount of elements together, (in the correct configuration)is what you've made a human?
What point are you trying to make? You stated that our elemental composition should be a non-factor, but aside from that, you've just asked what it is to be human.
My personal belief is that, being human is the most important aspect. Humans are the product of evolution over the course of millennia. One can argue what it means to be human, but the fact of the matter is, we are Homo Sapiens.
When debating whether we are all equal, the fact that we are all of the same species won't close the argument, but it holds a significant amount of weight.
"This episode sucks my shit. Its not even funny and I'd rather play Ninja Gaiden... I think that's what he said..., on hard mode, with cheats."
catgirlfetish wrote...
Stop fapping to japanese cartoon porn and get a lyfe lol.So long as you can keep it in check, you can have a normal life and still fap to hentai.
futafapper wrote...
BEST ADVICE IN THE WORLD.
In a way, I agree.
Rayne wrote...
You learn through experience, not shitty, cliche life lessons.While that may be true, cliche life lessons are like cliff notes as to what you should do if you just want to get by. Its always good to have a frame of reference as to what does and doesn't work.
The best advice I can give as far as living life is concerned is what my mom told me, "Learn how to play the game." I never expected her to say something like that because of the way I thought she was, but she was right. If you know how shit works you can figure out how to work shit.
Anguis Maestus wrote...
Aai wrote...
Because you are a terrible person.Wai u mad bro? And seeing as Yuuko is your waifu, where the fuck do you find hentai of her? Man, I want some hentai of her so I can secretly fap to Hideyoshi, but not be gay?
Try Danbooru.
You're obviously a classy woman, so what would it would it take to get you to agree to go on 1 date with me?
Sprite wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
Sprite wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
Coffee and caffeine pills are a liability. If you rely on them to stay up, there's a chance you'll crash before you get close to the goal. My record is somewhere over 96 hours without any of that shit. Caffeine, sugar, cocaine, crack, meth... they're like free-fall rides with a redneck at the controls. You'll get high enough to get an adrenaline rush, but crashing is inevitable.Your best bet is to go au naturel. If I'm trying to stay up for an extended period of time, I meditate. Like I said, my record is above 96 hours. If you can find a way to overcome the fatigue and the hallucinations, you're good to go.
Wait... shouldn't you have become immortal already?
*source F/SN*
No, that's just crazy.
According to FSN if Gilgamesh stayed awake for 3 days and 3 nights, he would obtain immortality.
That's Gilgamesh. I'm The Jesus. The only thing I get from staying up that long is tired.
Sprite wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
Coffee and caffeine pills are a liability. If you rely on them to stay up, there's a chance you'll crash before you get close to the goal. My record is somewhere over 96 hours without any of that shit. Caffeine, sugar, cocaine, crack, meth... they're like free-fall rides with a redneck at the controls. You'll get high enough to get an adrenaline rush, but crashing is inevitable.Your best bet is to go au naturel. If I'm trying to stay up for an extended period of time, I meditate. Like I said, my record is above 96 hours. If you can find a way to overcome the fatigue and the hallucinations, you're good to go.
Wait... shouldn't you have become immortal already?
*source F/SN*
No, that's just crazy.
