The Jesus Posts

I think God got it right when it made shit the way it did. Think about it this way, if God created everything, he/she/it created the most entertaining reality show possible.

Did you intentionally pass over my question? And if so, why?



What flavor accurately represents violently raping underage virgins?

Coffee and caffeine pills are a liability. If you rely on them to stay up, there's a chance you'll crash before you get close to the goal. My record is somewhere over 96 hours without any of that shit. Caffeine, sugar, cocaine, crack, meth... they're like free-fall rides with a redneck at the controls. You'll get high enough to get an adrenaline rush, but crashing is inevitable.

Your best bet is to go au naturel. If I'm trying to stay up for an extended period of time, I meditate. Like I said, my record is above 96 hours. If you can find a way to overcome the fatigue and the hallucinations, you're good to go.

Real men use pliers.

I'm a Gengar.


This was from a while back...

I had a serious staph infection in my left quadricep. I was laid up in the hospital for a few months. The doctors were running tests and I don't remember the details, but I had they tested me for HIV.

As far as I'm concerned, the worst feeling ever is being stuck in a hospital, already fucked up from doing drugs, having to wait a couple days for the results of an HIV test. The test came back negative, but for 2 days, all I could do was play back every time I stuck a needle in my arm, in slow motion.

When you touch Jacob's beard, is it like an ecstatic, religious experience?

fix'd

Fair enough. However, those people wouldn't know any of the major figures on the world's stage, unless they were sponsoring organizations that provide aid to those countries.

I don't know how shit works in China, but in America, bribes are the best way to do business.

I suggest you use VLC media player.

This is a link.

You know, Beatlemania just reached Cuba.


I'm not saying this out of any sense of nationalism, but I think the most famous person in the world is Barack Obama. Aside from the fact that he's the first black president of the US, when he was elected, internationally, it was a big fucking deal. Anyone who was elected after little Bush would've gotten a lot of attention from the entire world, but I think Obama brought a lot of extra attention upon himself through his campaign strategy.

You should get a tattoo of a unicorn with a rainbow behind it on your forehead. I doubt anyone would fuck with you because they'd be too busy trying to figure out whether you're gay or completely insane.

When one of my brother's teachers was in jail, he never showered and spent most of the time huddled in the corner of his cell talking to himself. No one ever messed with him.

To put it simply, if people think you're crazy, they won't fuck with you.

That's good. My brother had melanoma. I don't know if it was why he died, he had a lot of health issues, but it was a tough time, even when he was giving me some of his morphine.

For what it's worth, I hope she remains healthy.

Violence


I really don't know.


From what I have seen, people will riot regardless of whether their team wins or loses. My best guess is that rioting is a result of some form of collective fanaticism.



I think you're focusing too much on the players' asses. I'm not a big sports fan, but I respect the dedication the players put into, not only doing their best, but improving their skills.

I used to play baseball and, I'm not being arrogant when I say, I was awesome. I had to stop playing due to psychological issues, but if I stayed on the path I was on, I can't say I would've gone pro, but I would be living comfortably. What held me back was that I just wanted to play. I never took the time to understand the politics behind the scenes. So, I always got stuck with bullshit teams with "coaches" who didn't know shit.

I claim "Twilight" Suzuka from Outlaw Star as my 5th waifu


And because I always save the best for last, my 6th waifu is Sango from Inuyasha

Why did she need surgery?

That's what you think.

Will you go to FAKKU prom with me?