The Jesus Posts
VotableDrWhat wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
VotableDrWhat wrote...
ulquiorra hatake wrote...
VotableDrWhat wrote...
ulquiorra hatake wrote...
VotableDrWhat wrote...
>option #3Crepes mother fucker.
No fuck crepes, waffles are superior. That is like comparing the TARDIS to one of those shitty vortex manipulators.
Shut up, or I will jam a blue waffle so far down your throat you'll choke and die on it.
Bring them bitch, I'll ram my huge black cock down your throat and have you choke on it.
Sounds just like a delicious blackberry crepe. I welcome your phallus into my gaping gorge.
The whoreness is strong in this one.
I am a catty, bitchy whore. I lack sleep, I'm high in stress, and I'll slap a bitch's weave out of her head if I have to.
I'm just trying to express my love for the crepe, and this asshole shows up.
That's all you needed to say. Not only do I understand your situation, not from personal experience, but I would like to see what happens if someone crosses you. I'm a fan of violence, and I think you're ready for a fight. Sometimes the best way to relieve stress is to beat the shit out of someone.
VotableDrWhat wrote...
ulquiorra hatake wrote...
VotableDrWhat wrote...
ulquiorra hatake wrote...
VotableDrWhat wrote...
>option #3Crepes mother fucker.
No fuck crepes, waffles are superior. That is like comparing the TARDIS to one of those shitty vortex manipulators.
Shut up, or I will jam a blue waffle so far down your throat you'll choke and die on it.
Bring them bitch, I'll ram my huge black cock down your throat and have you choke on it.
Sounds just like a delicious blackberry crepe. I welcome your phallus into my gaping gorge.
The whoreness is strong in this one.
AvatarEnd wrote...
mantisprime1250 wrote...
AvatarEnd wrote...
Have you thought about a career in the entertainment industry? You'd be a hit on telemundo.you need cable to watch that channel. i dont have cable, too greedy
If only you'd buy cable your dreams of dancing like a bumblebee could come true.
Bumblebees don't dance silly. Even if they did, cable wouldn't help you dance like one. Your best bet would be to buy, or rent if you're cheap, a bumblebee costume and wear it for inspiration.
If I was in the situation, I'd rather have my servants feeding me gourmet meat... and if I really wanted to flaunt my power, I'd have a family barbeque their first born son and feed it to me.
Sneakyone wrote...
Pancakes definitely, my toaster always burns my waffles when I make them.That's because you suck.
I prefer pancakes because waffles are more common. Not to mention pancakes are the shit.
mantisprime1250 wrote...
animefreak_usa wrote...
*insert tiny penis joke here.*my ultimate shield got penetraded bro, not funny ):
Your ultimate shield was pants?
Mr.TifaLockhart wrote...
Feel better.Spoiler:
I feel better and my genitals weren't even assaulted by insects.
You're forgetting the most important guideline for Jewtube, no matter what, you need to pay. Its like Jigoku Shoujo, there's always a price, except instead of your soul, its your money. That's how Jews roll... and I can say that because I'm a Jew.
Rbz wrote...
Did someone say babies? Fuck the fish, pass me the soy sauce for one of them toddlers.I'm glad there's at least one person here who can appreciate such delicacies, to an extent.
What really brings out the flavor is when the babies try to escape. Fear and desperation are the greatest seasonings.
mantisprime1250 wrote...
i nver liked the over 9000 crapnever really understood why it got so popular u_u
That's why I'm surprised I was the first one to challenge it in any way.
Lazy Artist wrote...
That fucked up art style and horribly placed tattoos combined with the instances of mathematics can only be from Yugioh. That shit is still going I thought Yugi already turned into like the ultimate fucking whoopass machine, turned into a ball of light, then proceeded to fuck the universes mind while screaming shit about card hearts.This is from the new movie. Yusei travels back in time twice to stop one of the future dudes from destroying Duel Monsters, so its the ultimate whoop ass combination of Yugi, Yuki, and Yusei dueling as a team.
animehot2 wrote...
Yugi: Judai Yusei you ready?!Jaden: Ready!
Yusei: Ready!
*Uses ULTIMATE YU-GI-OH POWWER MOVE*
Paradox: Its over 10000!!!!!!!!???????
*Nappa pops out of nowhere*
Nappa: Your doing it wrong!!!!!!!!
And Nappa gets killed by a Kuriboh.
Just about everyone is sick of the "over 9000" bullshit, but no one is doing anything about it. So, I want to go on record as being the first person to challenge it
This is how I'm kicking over 9000 in the face...
This is how I'm kicking over 9000 in the face...
Sprite wrote...
BTW that cartridge looks either like dangling boobs or two really big balls with a tiny penis.I was thinking the latter.
Rbz wrote...
Fucking commies are so manly even their guns have balls. From what I saw in the video, it can ejaculate enough lead to impregnate a tank.Unless he's using those phosphorus rounds.
