The Jesus Posts

Try eating a couple babies. They're like Cornish hens, except they're babies.

If you have a few days, get a really strong rope, stuff yourself into a sleeping bag, hang yourself from the ceiling, and claw your way out of it. If all goes well, you should be free in a couple days, without injuries.

Shut up, babies are like pudding, there's always room for them.

The last time I went to a Taco Bell, everyone was yelling, there were three people on ladders doing something in the ceiling, and no one was at the counter. It was then that I knew I should leave and never come back.

Astro Boy

I'm not hungry. But if I were hungry, I'd eat some delicious babies right now.

Hold on...

Taco Bell makes me shit violently.

A guy wearing guyliner is either straight, gay, bisexual, or something else. Guyliner is an accessory. You're either gay or not, it doesn't matter how you accessorize.

I'm claiming Makibi Kiyone from the Tenchi Muyo series as my 4th waifu.

True enough, but in modern society, we're playing on a completely different field. It's not about survival of the fittest, its about who can play the game. When society collapses, nature will sort things out, but for now, we all have to make the best of what we can get.

I never considered that I'd need visual proof that I wore them, so I guess I have to GTFO. The problem with wearing any kind of panties is that they're meant for women, so they can't contain your package. Sparing the details, when I wore those panties, my nuts hung out.

The way to get along in society is to play the game the best way you can. If you have a disability, even if you can function in society, you can use it to your advantage.

Anyone who has anything, has gotten to where they are by taking advantage of whatever they could.

"Greatness is achieved by those who recognize their own unique qualities and build upon them."

From what I've been told, and what I've observed, I have a strong sense of empathy.

I'm stubborn as hell, but I'll concede when someone else is right.

I'm modest enough to be blind to any other good qualities about myself.


As far as my negative qualities are concerned, I lack the basic ability to socialize. From what I can tell the majority of my many problems, stem from that.

I can. Being a man, I can say that lace panties are very comfortable, except in the crotch, but since women don't have a cock and balls, I imagine my experience would be different. Curiosity kills cats, but it tends to give people insight.

For what it's worth, there aren't any legal documents specifically binding academic institutions from gaining access to shit you post on your facebook page. Just because you want certain things to be private, the law hasn't caught up with technology. Until there's some kind of legislation restricting the access of information on social networking sites by academic institutions, you're shit out of luck. When you agree to the privacy agreements on sites like Facebook, you really need to take into account what information they are bound from sharing. When I joined Facebook, I understood the limitations of modern legislation. I don't really say shit, but if I do, I'm comfortable with the fact that being myself may impact the way I'm perceived by others and the fact that people may be able to access the shit I say to destroy me in the future.

My hair is just long. Aside from the fact that it is over 2 feet, and as some people have described it, pretty, I really don't see anything special about it. I was considering dying it white or siver because of the insane heat wave. My hair is dark brown and darker colors absorb more heat. Aside from that, having really long, silver hair would be fucking awesome.

The craziest thing I've ever done is crack.

Try punching it. If it doesn't respond to violence, I have no idea what you should do.

Even butt pirates need a leader. Kudos for stepping up and taking the dominant position.