The Jesus Posts

You won't have to worry about that, because they didn't actually say it would.

That's not true. If they're demons their eyes might be naturally red, but if they're demons, they need to die.

I'm probably more drunk than you, but this thread is still shit.

I had more to say, but I would've been going on a bit of a tangent. I guess I can just throw it in now because its more relevant...

If you put me in a position of power, I will indiscriminately lay waste to anyone I perceive to be a threat.
When one holds power, any weakness is a liability. Therefore, one should either eliminate all who would take advantage of those weaknesses or associate themselves with trustworthy people that will compensate for any inequities they may have.

It goes without saying that I'd accept my place as your subordinate. Just remember, by nature, the lesser ranked are always wary of the weaknesses of those who hold a higher position. In any hierarchy, the only way to maintain your place is to assert your dominance. Personally, I'm cool with being in a lower position because I can just chill, but the higher ranked mother fuckers must be paranoid as shit.

You don't want me as leader of anything, as a matter of fact, I wouldn't want me as the leader of anything either. If I had any power here, you can be damn sure that the only people I'd report to would be Jacob and anyone he tells me I have to report to.

I vote to select a group of people to fuck someone to death... so long as I'm not a member, I have my dignity to maintain after all.

I don't give a shit who's mating with who. As long as there's a place for dumb assholes to talk about dumb asshole shit, the "relatively intelligent" threads will be free to talk about "relatively intelligent" shit. When that balance is broken the world will go to shit, and you can be damn sure that chaos will ensue.

I know what many people are thinking, especially Waar, shit's already bad, but you know it could be a lot fucking worse.

I can relate. My cock is a little bit dusty. The only difference is... while you need a feather duster for your shit, I need some pussy to get rid of the dust on my action figure.

You need to kick your dealer's ass because you got some bad shit.

YOU'RE ON FAKKU BITCH!!!

fix'd

That shit's unnecessary. Go to chat roulette if you wanna see erect cocks.

HONEY NUT CHEERIOS... in yo mutha fuckin ass

I have my own style, but I have something perfect for this shit...



No one can copy the realness. If you actually think someone is copying you, that just means you're trying to be something you're not.

All I can say is, real recognizes real, and right now you're looking a little bit strange.

So, what you're saying is that you're a monster... right?

Seiyuu never measure up to the epicness of the characters they play. Watching this video I expected to see a man who could measure up to Kamina in some way, but instead I saw a Kappa in human form. Throughout the entire thing I saw him in the rain gear of Karasuma Oji, from School Rumble for those who don't know.

I'm incredibly disappointed.

I've always said my eyes are brown, but a lot of people say they're hazel. I don't know what the fuck that means, but women think my eyes are "beautiful" so I'm gonna go with the more complicated option and say they're hazel.

This is gonna play out the same way Metallica led all those groups in the "crusade" against Napster and all the people uploading and sharing their music for free. Its just gonna affect their sales negatively and let scanlators know they're doing something right.

Most of the major companies bitching about this shit are volumes behind what scanlators are putting out. Personally, I rely on scanlations because that's the only way I can keep up on my favorite manga. The companies holding the licenses are so caught up on making money that, not only have they dropped the ball, they don't even know where the fuck it is. If major companies are going to war with scanlators, I know where my fucking loyalties lie.

I'm not saying that I wouldn't buy manga from a major company if it was up to date. Although a lot of groups put out some high quality scanlations, they're far from professional. I wanna stay up to date the best way possible and even though I don't like paying for anything, if the product is worth it, I'll pay for it.

There's no doubt that FAKKU will be unaffected by this bullshit because, in America at least, hentai is something people keep on the low low.

Alright, but aside from posting it online, if they even did that, did they do anything with anything they got?

I don't know where having a computer factors in, but next time, you should just stand over her while she's sleeping and start slapping the donkey. If she wakes up, keep going and give her "the look." If she doesn't know what you're doing, wait until its time to give her the business, then she'll know. The worst you can get from it is about 10 years, unless she's a minor. In that case, you're just fucked.

I don't understand the purpose of what these douche bags did. You can go on Twitter or one of the other ulcer-inducing social networking sites and 10 times as many people will voluntarily give you their email addresses. Maybe, if all the email addresses that were leaked were spammed with Goatse images and videos, I might consider it something less than a waste of time. Even if a major corporation fails epically, unless you do something with what you get, you're better off drowning yourself in a toilet. At least then, your name will be mentioned in a newspaper or something.

All I'm saying is that these assholes had the chance to go down in troll history and when they got the chance to step up, they blueballed.