The Jesus Posts

In many situations, I might consider that response acceptable. However, this shit's been going on for a while and I can still make light of it, for the time being, but if it persists and I don't get a fucking explanation, I will seek blood vengeance.

I don't give a shit. I would hope that Nash is smart enough to realize that regardless of what he is inclined to do, actions have consequences. In this particular situation those consequences would be severe, and if cops got involved, I could argue that I was acting in self-defense.

I suppose it's because I'm not around all that much, but I really don't know who the fuck Nash is. Normally it wouldn't be a problem because I don't know most of the people on here except for the true elders. However, it seems like every time I'm on, there's at least one response to something I post that refers to Nash. It just seems to me that someone is trying to get that dude cut, or trying to get themselves cut.

Alyssa Milano

I don't mind crying. Even if I had a good reason to, I'd go to great lengths to avoid doing so in front of others. Tears are like candy to those who seek to do you harm.

I get that it can fuck a person up mentally something serious, but I would imagine when most people are pissed off, they're more interested in shedding blood than cumming.



I heard something like that a while back and it sounds just as irrational as it did then. I can understand where hatred or rage might factor into the equation, but unless I see some real statistics, there is no way I'll ever be convinced that the majority of rape cases are predicated by any desire other than the one to get off. Then again, the majority of rapes go unreported, so any related statistics are worth as much as a fresh pile of dogshit.



I guess it might be something women could consider, if they believe that rape is imminent. The problem is that its useless until the victim is being penetrated. I'm not a woman, but I have a feeling that if a rapist gets that far, pussy spikes aren't gonna do shit to lessen the emotional trauma, regardless of how much pain the asshole experiences.



That's fucking hilarious.


Overall, I have to go with Flaser on this. Guns work wonders as rape deterrents. So do knives, but not as much as guns. The pussy trap might hurt whoever it catches, but even if the guy is forced to retreat after he breaks in, it still counts as rape. There's also the small matter of the pussy trap's success depending upon whether the rapist sees it or not.

In the greater scheme of things, I guess its alright. However, it just seems like it would be better to come up with ways to stop a rapist before he gets inside.

I would recommend trying some wart removal shit, but it would be more awesome, IMO, if you cut that part of your finger off with a dull blade and posted pics.

I'm claiming "Twilight" Suzuka from Outlaw Star

I must be wearing orthopedic shoes because I stand corrected.

If you're rigid, you aren't a douche bag... you're a cock.

A few days ago, Waar said something about me hypothetically reporting only to nash if I had power, and I hate to say anything that would indirectly lend credence to such a ridiculous, but for what its worth, banning nash from IB for incessant douche baggery would be like beating up someone with Down syndrome because they "talk funny." I mean no disrespect to anyone that has Down syndrome, I could have easily used Jews as an example, I'm a Jew by the way.

People's actions are influenced by who they are. We might not be snowflakes, but everyone is different, even if they are douche bags.

Such a thing is known to all, except for those who know only Satan. It goes without saying...

I agree with the ranting and the disgusting denture rattling parts, but people like that don't need Thorazine. As the name implies, THORazine is an epic sedative. People having nightmarishly bad trips take that shit to be normal. I'm no doctor, but if you give an old person Thorazine, they'll probably shit undigested food and if they don't die because their body stops functioning, they'll probably die from dehydration, via drooling.

Excess stimulation will force your body to draw on energy reserves. If you're trying to stay up you should avoid caffeine, sugar, and anything else that expends unnecessary energy. Caffeine and sugar might give you a boost, but if you're already tired, when you come down from the rush, you run the risk of crashing. You can know any relaxation techniques, using them might help you out, but you run the risk of falling asleep in the process.

Yeah, more needs to be said.

I'm The Jesus, need I say more?

If you really want to achieve a greater level of awesomeness while pleasuring yourself, autoerotic asphyxiation is an option. Personally, I consider it illogical and I really wouldn't recommend it, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

I have a lot of experience staying up for long periods of time and my best advice is don't think about it. After about 96 hours, you'll start hallucinating, but just go with it, you're basically dreaming while you're awake. The experience is awesome, trust me. After about 4 days without sleep I started talking to a tree in my backyard and I don't remember anything afterward. My brother and his friend told me I was talking to the tree for about an hour, but I have no way of proving it. Apparently, when I was done talking to the tree, I went in my house, and I woke up 2 days later.

The best advice I can give anyone who hasn't slept in a while is ride that shit out. Interesting shit can happen.

Who the fuck is Sisami?

So far, this is the winner.

Hmmm... its time for some awesomely bad logic:

The pun was crunchy.
Cereal is crunchy.
Therefore, the pun must be cereal.

Don't be that way. Good times will be had by all... I guarantee it.