The Jesus Posts
InternetCelebrity wrote...
All your posts are intelligable and stupid, it's obvious you're a terrible troll. Please fuck off of Fakku, you're ruining the discussion.Sounds like someone needs a hug... or a stiff shot to the head with a frying pan.
Uzumaki101 wrote...
THIS UNIVERSE AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TWO OF USThat's what my nuts say to each other all the time.
Send me your contact information and my people will get back to you with the necessary paperwork. The bureaucratic bullshit is a hassle, but ever since the Middle Ages, the business of taking lives outside of the natural cycle has become a big issue with entities on higher planes. It may take a while to process your request, business is crazy during the holiday season, but if it goes through, you'll be contacted and death will follow soon after.
Censorship is pointless. Kids don't need to be protected from horrible shit, they need to be exposed to it, but in moderation. We live in a world where children are in therapy before they hit puberty because they walk in on their parents fucking.
On a related note...
On a related note...
Joe-kun wrote...
Rayne wrote...
You know, these 'lol woman know your place' videos / images / sayings / etc used to be funny, but now it's just old.Agreed. Next meme, please.
If sexism isn't doing it for you, how about racism?
Spoiler:
Here's a little bit of logic for all the heathens.
Pretzels were created by God.
Knowing of God's creations, one knows God.
Those who do not know God go to hell.
Therefore, if you don't know about pretzels, you're going to hell.
Pretzels were created by God.
Knowing of God's creations, one knows God.
Those who do not know God go to hell.
Therefore, if you don't know about pretzels, you're going to hell.
lazyasschillypepper wrote...
What CAN you do in heaven?Anything, unless its bad.
WHAT IS heaven?
Everything, unless its bad.Who's there?
Everyone, unless they're bad.What's in heaven?
Everything, unless its bad.Hahahahaha... you ask such simple questions.
Honestly, I'm more concerned about people who take the time to ridicule people who think such silly things. Just leave them to their shit. I know it may be hard to continue living because people you don't know, and probably never will, believe the Earth is flat, but it is possible. If you're that concerned about the flat-world believers, build a fucking wall or pile dirt around your house.
Think about it logically. Their world is flat. If they encounter something that isn't flat, they'll either think it's the work of an evil being and run away, or implode because they've encountered proof that existence contradicts itself.
Think about it logically. Their world is flat. If they encounter something that isn't flat, they'll either think it's the work of an evil being and run away, or implode because they've encountered proof that existence contradicts itself.
$10 for the satisfaction of being able to knock an important person the fuck out without anyone giving me shit. Maybe $100, depending on the person, but I won't go a cent higher unless I get a good deal.
I'd probably be bugging the shit out of God to reincarnate me. Over the course of eternity, I have a sneaking suspicion that epic awesomeness would get old. I can see myself chilling in my heavenly home with my angel crew and saying, "Hell might be bad, but at least it would be something different."
Personally, I think its disgusting that cannibalism seems to take precedent over murder. Whether or not he enjoyed eating mommy is completely irrelevant. The fact of the matter is that he killed her because she wasn't giving him money.
lathandien wrote...
yeah there are some important philosophical concepts, but if you show this to most of the people in the world, they probably wouldn't be able to recognize what material actually has thought behind it and deserves some recognition, and the total bullshit that surrounds 90% of the rest of the articleI could be wrong, but it seems to me that your perspective is a bit perfunctory. Don't take it the wrong way. I agree, to an extent, with what you're saying, but there is thought, rational or not, behind everything that was said. It doesn't make sense to some, but there are a lot of people who believe it, or something similar. In cases like this, overt truth isn't what takes priority.
ShinZero wrote...
I always say this when I'm going on a suicide run in a game like M.W."Rrrrrrocket Maaaaaaan!" *Boom*
If it were my choice, those'd be my last words.
Fuck you, now I need to listen to Rocket Man.
I really don't give a damn, one way or another, about catfish, or anyone else, becoming an Elite. However, in the interest of adding to the posts related to abnormal anal discharge, here's something for all you Haruhi and Ultraman fans...
